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HAPPY BIIIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LUNA,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOUU!:D:D:D:D

RANDOM FACT: In French I remembered that the actual word for "Dog Groomer" Was, like, toilette (and a bunch of other words I forget).


omg I just realized something, my birthday symbolizes me also being on this haters group for like, almost a year :D


Anywho, my hatred of Twilight lasted 60 pages- I read 60 crummy pages of book one and couldn't stomach another letter of it. I would've ceremoniously burned the thing, but gave it away instead. (My mistake :( )
~Jacqueline

Hi Chandler! *Hands you waffles in the shape of dinosaurs!* :)
I actually go by Jacquie (sounds the same, just spelled different...Blame my mom- her ebil design, lol) But whatever's easiest.
Thanks bunches for the welcome! Badges, letters, and chocolate...woot! Can't get better than that!
Oh, God, you poor soul! All four?! *Gasps and hands you double-serving of dinosaur waffles in sympathy*
Oh, no, that wasn't sarcastic at all, hon...And actually it's a series that, despite having never read it, I give Rolling major kudos for actually being intelligent and creative with! It was original and entertaining (from what I can tell of the movies- seen 'em all, just have yet to read the books, lol.) QUITE unlike Meyer.
Once again, thanks for the welcome! :)

I would write more of a welcomin..."
Aww, thanks hon! I feel very welcomed indeed! And very privileged! *Grabs badge and waves it wildly in front of the infinite number of Twi-tards in existence*
LOL Thank GOD for like-minded haters! It's bad enough that the books are popular- but the fans are just unbearable! *Shivers*
~Jacqueline

Thanks Saved :)...Uber glad to be here! *Proceeds to randomly erupt into spontaneously gladness-dancing*
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All better now :D
~Jacqueline

I will love you forever...."
*Laughs* Indeed, indeed...why, dinosaur waffles are a healthy part of a balanced, nutritious breakfast :) lol

Oh, yes, absolutely! The nutritional value of dinosaur waffles is the most guarded secret in existence
:)
*Laughs*

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☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights
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Welcome to the group!!! I'm glad we could help you in your time of great stress regarding twilight fans! I'm Khloe btw! :)

I hate the fact that crap is popular and considered 'good' in this society, to the point that Hollywood comes a-knockin'. *Rolls eyes and refrains from barfing.*
My all time favorite author (Sherrilyn Kenyon) had to work her ever-lovin' butt off to reach the international success she knows today. She literally spent ten years trying to get her unique books published, where Meyer spat out ten query letters and BOOM- overnight sensation. Yet Kenyon has more talent in her toenails than Meyer has in her entire body!
...It's such truth; if you suck as a writer, you're handed your success on a platter- if you have legitimate, awe-inspiring talent, no body gives you a chance or a rats ass! *Bands head against brick wall!*
Sorry...rant's over, I promise :). HAD to get that out there before I tragically spontaneously combusted.
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☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights
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hahahaahaha that's what were here for Jacqueline! :) we love rants and will accept each and everyone! I'm sorry but if Stephenie Meyers had any idea how a vampier novel was supposed to be like her name would be Ann Rice. Which it isn't. Anyone with a real imaginaiton would not think up dull characters with little personality to explain and sparkly vampires. That's just dumb. :\

I think it would be a miracle if Deadward became "dull." Right now, I'm thinking he's just a blank and Bella has a borderline personality disorder. I take that back. Not borderline, she's already crossed the line and is so far that she's hit insanity and OCD.

Thanks, Khloe...I truly can't help but ranting till my head explodes of my avid hatred for this series. I have abso-freakin'-lutely NO respect for the books, series or author! Quite honestly I'd pay good money for the chance to run up to Meyer and just haul off and kick her in her shins :|.
Oh, Amen hon! I think if there ever were a book for writers in how NOT to write a paranormal or vamperic novel, it'd contain one sentence. "Read Stephanie Meyer's Twilight books and do the complete opposite." Anne Rice is a GOD compared to Meyer...in fact, I'm pretty sure Rice wants to beat the ever-lovin' crap out of her *laughs.*
(But what I LOVE is that even Steven King has said she can't write a dialogue to save her life. Priceless!)
Luckily I've come across this group, and it looks like the perfect place to settle and join other haters!