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Sep 24, 2009 03:50PM
Sugar-nuts? hehehehehehheheheeh Ohhhh RA you will live to regret that.
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i see. heidi is the one ruining it for everyone at hooters
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Here is what I was thinking at the time:
When I was in beauty school I was oh, say, 24 and a college graduate, and I was in classes with mostly 17 and 18 year olds who'd never wanted to do anything else but hair. That might be unfair, but lets just say that I felt superior.
But not in the looks department. I was, and still am, rather awkward looking. There was one girl in my class, Christina, I THINK, who was VERY pretty. Very. We were the hair school equivalent of freshmen at the time when some seniors from upstairs (they got to work on real people while we sat in the basement and cut and permed mannequin heads all day) came down and recruited Christina to come apply and work with them. They were a fierce little bunch of the most buxom, shiny-haired girls ever, and they were serious about only even looking at those who they saw as equals as possible coworkers. It was a cult! I don't feel sorry for girls who work there, not one bit. They're not exploited!
my wife and i went to a hooters years ago on a fun whim to get some wings (yeah right). anyway, we sat down and everywhere were the neutron bomb built chickies in their ripped crop tops and teeny orange shorts. i am sitting there grinning like Augustus Gloop at Hershey, PA and my wife was looking at me with the "wife-raised-eyebrow-sneer". our waitress (who was put together like pam anderson's younger sister) had her back turned (ok with me) and sort of said backwards "with you in a minute". i am in no hurry at all and my wife is doing the international "oh geesh" deal. finally, this chick (who had long legs, tiny waist, big boobs and blonde hair) turns around and BOOM! she had a humongous nose and severely crossed eyes. my wife practically said "YES" out loud and got this smug look on her face. this all had to be explained to me later as i barely remember her even having a head
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "my wife and i went to a hooters years ago on a fun whim to get some wings (yeah right). anyway, we sat down and everywhere were the neutron bomb built chickies in their ripped crop tops and teeny o..."LOL that's great
what sally? just joining in on my only hooters experience
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Here in Orlando we also have the Hooters wannabe restaurant chain, called The Wing House. Very similar outfits for the girls, just different color scheme.Just heard today that Hooters is being sued again - by men who say they are being discriminated against because only women are being hired to serve wings. Hooters was sued once before for discrimination but won. I'm curious how this case will turn out.
Trivia: the original Hooters is on the Causeway in Clearwater just outside of Tampa.
i was going to open a bar like joint called Hooters that specialized in deep fried owl wings but i found out the name was already taken AND it apparently most owls are endangered and protected.(sally.....)
I am all about gay rights, but Hooter boys just won't sell the same way.
I thought that there was an equivalent restaurant, with male waiters, called Cocks? Or was that just a joke I read somewhere? Yeah, just a bad, bad
joke...
http://www.melvinmagazine.com/Issue_6...
Jackie, there is something very suspicious about that post.
:::blinks innocently:::
Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: ":::blinks innocently:::"*can't help but smile*
Would women go to a restaurant called Cocks?
RA would you work one? Oops, that's a personal question about size isn't it? ehheheheeh
Only as a lark, RA. Like going to Chippendale's.
Jackie's been to Chippendale's? Explain.
How many times have you been, Jackie?
:::blinks innocently:::
What I thought. Did you have the meatloaf with the giant chestnut salad?
You are both sillier than all the silliness in Kuala Lumpur.
I'm just debating whether to post my favorite picture of ... well, never mind. Because you already know
I've seen this skit several times. Does that count? 
It DOES! Both are gone, now, sadly.
No, it does not. So when did you go to Chippendale's, Jackie? Did you let loose and claw at innocent dancers? How many dollar bills did you place strategically in speedos?
Yeah, suddenly the librarian is really quiet. I know what that means!
I've don't need to go to Chippendales, RA. I've seen all the speedos I've ever wanted to see on the beaches of Hawaii.And worse, actually. Europeans! Eww!
:::shudders at the memory:::
Stephen wrote: "What I thought. Did you have the meatloaf with the giant chestnut salad?"I just got this. I'm slow. But I laughed, just so you know, Stephen.
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "i see. heidi is the one ruining it for everyone at hooters"Why? Because I pulled her aside to suggest she put her nipple back in her shirt? I would hope someone would do the same for me if that ever happened to me in a public venue.
By the way, I loved your story, Kevin. That was hilarious.
But Heidi wouldn't you know if your nipple was out in public, isn't that something that you can tell?
Jim wrote: "But Heidi wouldn't you know if your nipple was out in public, isn't that something that you can tell?"Not always. Do you always know when your fly is open? I'd do the same thing if a woman had her skirt tucked up in her panties or a button popped open or the fly unzipped... or a guy if that should be the situation.
BunWat wrote: "No not really. I'm guessing that her areolae was showing, in a really low cut shirt that got pulled just a bit too low when she was moving around carrying trays and things. Easily happen without..."BunWat just said exactly what I meant to say.
Heidi wrote: "Jim wrote: "But Heidi wouldn't you know if your nipple was out in public, isn't that something that you can tell?"
Not always. Do you always know when your fly is open? I'd do the same thing i..."
I just HAD to reply to this even though the answers below cleared things up for me.
I may not know when my fly is open, but I would know if something was hanging out! ;-).
Not always. Do you always know when your fly is open? I'd do the same thing i..."
I just HAD to reply to this even though the answers below cleared things up for me.
I may not know when my fly is open, but I would know if something was hanging out! ;-).
Jim wrote: "Heidi wrote: "Jim wrote: "But Heidi wouldn't you know if your nipple was out in public, isn't that something that you can tell?"Not always. Do you always know when your fly is open? I'd do the ..."
Especially since you'd have to pull something out to make it hang out. I would think wind on el nippola would be the indicator.
you know i was just jacking with you heidi. i love that you are a costume malfunction spotter
Yup, Kevin, Heidi's job, costume malfunction spotter.
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "you know i was just jacking with you heidi. i love that you are a costume malfunction spotter"Nice. Yes, I knew you were playing with me, Kevin.
Happy birthday, RandomAnthony. We salute you, though you are not here to see it.
