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It's Randomanthony's Birthday!/The Hooters Discussion
Those are some shiny, shiny legs those girls have...What, am I the only one looking at their legs?
They don't look real, Jackie. Their legs, I mean.
Oh, dear... Do those poor girls all have prosthetic legs?We should start a collection.
Thanks, everybody! These are awesome. I've got my foil hat on as we speak, but it's primarily to keep the aliens from sensing my presence:) Thanks again...
All the fun stuff happens when I go to bed. lol
Happy Birthday!!! Let each day be better than the previous one!
Knarik wrote: "Happy Birthday!!! Let each day be better than the previous one!"And may you continue to have them for another 40 years, you old fart. ;-)
OHHHH that's what she said. I get it now. lol
Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "Those are some shiny, shiny legs those girls have..."They're all wearing pantyhose. It's part of the uniform. I asked our waitress the one time I've been to a Hooters. By the way, everything they say about the wings at Hooters is true. They're pretty awesome.
RandomAnthony wrote: "Thanks, everybody! These are awesome. I've got my foil hat on as we speak, but it's primarily to keep the aliens from sensing my presence:) Thanks again..."Mmmm...kay.
RA they already know about you. Larry told them.
Heidi went to Hooters? Explain.
RandomAnthony wrote: "Heidi went to Hooters? Explain."It was a Friday night. I was hanging out with the guys, and it was their idea. And since they considered me "one of the guys," they let me go with them. I'll admit it - I was curious. One of the guys in our group was so smitten with our waitress, he smacked his head on the lantern hanging over our table... twice. She was kind of coming out of her top, though (a bit of nipple was showing) - I pulled her aside, and pointed out that she might want to adjust her top. She was grateful. She told me that she was working there so she could put herself through school. All her bills were paid in full. I was impressed. I was most intrigued, though, by getting to see this other side of the guys that I never got to see. They were considerably more well-behaved than I imagined they would be, but they sure were acting like goobers.
It was a Friday night. I was hanging out with the guys, and it was their idea.
I got to tell you, I've been using that excuse for years...
No, I haven't been to Hooters. Wait. Stephen's been to Hooters and I haven't? Ok, anyone else not been to Hooters, or am I the only one?
RA, you are the only one. I think you now know what to do this birthday weekend! Happy Birthday by the way (even though I'm late)
Youndyc wrote: "RA, you are the only one. I think you now know what to do this birthday weekend!"Maybe they have vegetarian hot wings. :)
Whoo! I'm going 'cuz you guys said I should:) That's my excuse, too.(Actually, I don't know of any Hooters nearby)
Huh. Thanks. Still pretty, far, about an hour. Is it worth it?The Janesville Hooters must be depressing. That's a car factory town with no factory left.
Depends on who is in the kitchen and how big the boobs are, and how important that is to you.
I'm not a boob guy. Or, I should say, I like all sorts of boobs.(Does that sound bad?)
The shorts are REALLY short, too (with tights under them, so the legs seem svelte, too). The standard uniform is a small cut-out and chopped up tee shirt (and the girls here had to tie it in the back so that it was cropped AND tight), short shorts, tights, and comfy shoes... not much else.
Then don't bother with Hooters. Stick with your foil hat. Did you like the outfit I picked out for you?
I've not chosen an outfit for you yet Larry. That will take extra research. *cackle*
How's that foil hat working out for you, RA? If anyone should wear one, I think we should make it mandatory that they post pictures of themselves in said foil hat.
Heidi knows a lot about Hooters.Ooh, maybe I'll do a foil hat pic next. Good idea.
Heidi wrote: "How's that foil hat working out for you, RA? If anyone should wear one, I think we should make it mandatory that they post pictures of themselves in said foil hat."Not a bad idea. Did you like your outfit Heidi?
RandomAnthony wrote: "Ooh, maybe I'll do a foil hat pic next. Good idea.":)
Poor sweet Hooters girls - yes, I noticed alot about the establishment when we went in there because it was freezing fricking cold outside and I felt sorry for the girls because it was drafty in the restaurant. I assumed they were being exploited but when they told me just how much money they would average on a night (more than a months salary for me at that time) and that almost all of them were in grad school of some sort (med school, law school, etc)and that they watch each others' backs and don't put up with BS from drunk obnoxious customers, I took the whole experience a bit more seriously than just as an opportunity to watch the men act like they do without thge usual women around (again, because they considered me to be one-of-the-guys... they were the guys with whom I taught MA).
Jane Mansfield had the IQ of a genius, but she realized she'd make her name as a blonde bimbo. Was she exploited? I think not.
Stephen wrote: "Did you like your outfit Heidi?"It wasn't exactly my style (I tend to go with very girly/feminine/classic-looking stuff), but it was definitely intriguing.
Heidi wrote: "Stephen wrote: "Did you like your outfit Heidi?"It wasn't exactly my style (I tend to go with very girly/feminine/classic-looking stuff), but it was definitely intriguing.
" I chose it for the vaguely medical aspect. I will find you something better another time. Something for ambushing photographs, say?
Well, I'll either like it or I won't. :)
I've never been to a Hooters either, RA.So what kind of tin foil hat are you going to make? Personally I would probably do either a beret or a cowboy hat.
tadpole wrote: "I've never been to a Hooters either, RA.So what kind of tin foil hat are you going to make? Personally I would probably do either a beret or a cowboy hat."
taddy, please make the tinfoil beret and take a picture wearing it. Pretty please!
I find this to be an appealing option:
I think the government-issue Retinal Defense Shield (RDS) really makes this look pop.
A less festive utilitarian version can be found here (with instructions):
http://zapatopi.net/afdb/
Apparently, there's a book:
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/15...
Aw sugar-nuts! Sorry I missed it RA... but Happy Birthday to one cool over-the-hill 40 year old (from a not-so-over-the-hill 39 year old - hehehehe)!Obviously, you are loved here. :)
Why? Because nothing says "Happy Birthday" like wearing a foil hat at Hooters.