Adult Fic-Vampire,post-apocalyptic where everyone has been turned into a vampire so it wasn’t all that great. Kind of like office space meets most dangerous game

[Cassie]

I read a vampire book about 10 years ago and it was newish then. It was WEIRD and kind of funny. All the vampires turned so many people that pretty much everyone was a vampire. The main character had to go to his dumpy cubicle job every night. It was kind of funny, in the spirit of Christopher Moore, but I don’t think it was his. It had blood on the cover (obviously), like a fang and drop of blood. I feel like it was called fang or something like that. Not fangland or fang girl. There were some really problematic aspects about male vampires dating little girl vampires (dealing with how terrible and gross) and at the end (spoiler maybe???) that humans were being farmed for sport hunting. There was a new show that made me think of it and when I tried to find it I couldn’t! I don’t think it was even that great of a book, but it was different and it bugs me that I can’t remember.

Definitely not urban fantasy like Laurell Hamilton, Charlaine Harris, MaryJanice Davidson, et al. Best comparison I can think of is Christopher Moore.