Saucy Beans Can

[BehiraAltman, Saucy Beans!]

Discuss the infamous Saucy Beans Can here. xD

[NanaBasset]

I wonder what software they used to render him?

[BehiraAltman, Saucy Beans!]

A true mystery, friend, we must go behind the scenes and uncover the secrets of Saucy Beans Can!

[NanaBasset]

We need to track down the animators of the original commercial and INTERVIEW them XD

[BehiraAltman, Saucy Beans!]

YES, we should, we really should friend. We could make a whole book about Saucy Beans Can. xD

[NanaBasset]

I'm hoping that one day, I will be blessed by the Saucy Beans can. I really need that right now as it may somehow cure my bad sleeping patterns.

[BehiraAltman, Saucy Beans!]

We both need to be baptized by the Holy Can of Saucy Beans, HE shall wash away our sins. XD

[NanaBasset]

Though if we get baptized, we have to abide by his holy laws, whatever they may be. So if we don't abide, who knows what would happen...

[BehiraAltman, Saucy Beans!]

The penalty for not obeying His laws would be that we are showered by the saucy sins of baked beans.

[NanaBasset]

I wouldn't be surprised if someone literally bathed in a bathtub of baked beans before...

[BehiraAltman, Saucy Beans!]

I wouldn't be either, to be honest. XD

[NanaBasset]

I did see a video of someone flushing an entire bag of cereal down the toilet before.

[BehiraAltman, Saucy Beans!]

Well isn't that nice. XD

Mythal: *Pokes her head up out of the toilet* "Could you not pour bowls of cereal down here, man, it's already bad enough with shit, babywipes, piss, toilet paper, dead fish..."

Myers: "What the Hell are you doing in the toilet?"

Mythal: "I live in the nice, cozy sewers under your crackhouse, of course, hiding from Blue Lips Guy."

Myers: "My house is not a crackhouse, it's just abandoned, no drugs here!" -_-

Mythal: "I don't know about that man."

[NanaBasset]

Post brigades of EVERY SEWWEERRR enterances and EXITS... I want them found... NOOOOooow...

[BehiraAltman, Saucy Beans!]

Myers: "What? What was that?"

Mythal: "Seems like Blue Lips Guy has posted a brigade to find both you and I, Sugarbiscuit."

Myers: "I'm not your Sugarbiscuit! This is MY house, you broke into MY house, I did not invite you in here, why is a man with blue lips looking for me now!?"

Mythal: "Well technically I broke into your sewer, not your house."

Myers: "I LIVE IN MY SEWER!"

Mythal: "Oh! Like that Halloween Resurrection movie showed."

Myers: "Do not speak of that dumpster fire." -_-

Mythal: "Hey! Why are you talking anyway, man, I thought you didn't talk?"

Myers: "Never mind that, what is it with this blue guy?"

Mythal: "I don't know." :D

Myers: >.>

[NanaBasset]

I wonder why the B;ue Lips guy is posting brigades to search for them? They must have a legendary Pokemon card.

Monthly reminder to pray to our lord Saucy Beans Can in your closest prayer room.

[BehiraAltman, Saucy Beans!]

Myers is in possession of that Charizard Pokemon card that goes for so much. XD

The Saucy Beans prayer closet, full of cans of all kinds of saucy beans and a giant portrait of our lord Saucy Beans Can, including burning incense that smells like beans.

[NanaBasset]

Saucy Beans truly is a gold digger.

That advertisement of Saucy Beans should've aired in North America too so they could experience it as well >=D

[BehiraAltman, Saucy Beans!]

I think America has enough baked beans brands. XD

[NanaBasset]

AND THEN... NINTENDO... releases their... fourth video game console...

...THE NINTENDO SHITCUBE.

[BehiraAltman, Saucy Beans!]

I would honestly still buy a GCN even if it was seriously called a Shitcube.

[NanaBasset]

I would because the games would be chocolate chip cookies

[BehiraAltman, Saucy Beans!]

I wish they really were chocolate chip cookies, finish the game and then you can eat the disc. XD

[NanaBasset]

But then realise it's a super rare Chibi-Robo disc, then have to buy another one for £100 DDDDDDDDD=

[BehiraAltman, Saucy Beans!]

I'm not paying that much for an old game, sorry! XD

[NanaBasset]

I know what you mean, I don't want to either XD I mean, a part of me kind of does since I really like Chibi-Robo, but I'll see what I'll do lol

[BehiraAltman, Saucy Beans!]

I'd love to play Chibi-Robo for GCN, but I am just too cheap. XD

[NanaBasset]

In the meantime ill have to use a ROM for that game, at Nintendo's imaginary expense lol

[BehiraAltman, Saucy Beans!]

That's what Nintendo gets. XD

[NanaBasset]

I believe in miracles too, so why dont u try, some saucy Jack and the Beanstalk

[BehiraAltman, Saucy Beans!]

Friend, I have not been worshipping Saucy Beans Can recently like I should be, XD

[NanaBasset]

Saucy Beans can demands our presence here in the praying room, yearly minimum.

[BehiraAltman, Saucy Beans!]

Wat happens if we do not appear in the praying room at least once?


I worship a lot of things, Saucy Beans Can, FFVII, Betta Fish, Zeke, plants... 😂

[BehiraAltman, Saucy Beans!]

It's been quite some times since the Saucy Beans can has been discussed. XD