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I hate whoever first started using the term "junk" in reference to genitals

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message 1: by Daniel (new)

Daniel I keep my junk under my tool shed.


message 2: by Daniel (new)

Daniel I just call it junk because there's a lot of it...whoever heard of calling the cockandballs a gold mine?


Reads with Scotch "I hope you have a big trunk, because I'm gunna stick my bike in it."


message 4: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) gold? hm. must be kinda heavy to carry that around. just sayin.


message 5: by [deleted user] (new)

I hate that I had a reeally hard time deciding whether to put this in the 'I hate sex' or the 'I hate the things I put in my mouth' folder.


message 6: by Joanie (new)

Joanie I actually love the term junk for genitals but I usually use it in reference to males, not females. It amuses me greatly.


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

I concur. Calling my penis "junk" is stupid and juvenile. Which is why my penis is called "The Meathammer."


message 8: by [deleted user] (new)

"I hope you have a big trunk, because I'm gunna stick my bike in it."

One of my favorite movies ever.


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message 10: by Sally (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | -1 comments Gus - Juno!!!!


message 11: by [deleted user] (new)

Call me lame, but I still haven't seen Juno.


message 12: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) I saw it Saturday. Eh. Whatev.


message 13: by Joanie (new)

Joanie Although I loved Juno the movie certainly did not coin the phrase "junk" it's been around way longer than that.


message 14: by [deleted user] (new)

I remember hearing the term "junk" from the Opie and Anthony Show about a decade ago.


message 15: by Bryan (new)

Bryan >>Did I mention that I counted at least five boom-mike shots?!!

That's not necessarily the fault of the filmmakers. The technician at the theater where you saw the movie may have framed the film incorrectly.


message 16: by Sally (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | -1 comments Oh boo, I guessed juno but the quote was 40 year old juvenile/imbecile movie.


message 17: by [deleted user] (new)

Are you saying you didn't like The 40-Year-Old Virgin? For shame!


message 18: by Sally (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | -1 comments It had it's moments.


Reads with Scotch Sally I am officially removing you from my friends list unless you take that back! The 40 year old virgin is a fabulous movie!




message 20: by [deleted user] (new)

The 40-Year-Old Virgin is endlessly quotable.

"What's wrong with her underwear?" "It's not in my mouth, that's what's wrong.


Reads with Scotch "Do me! I want you to do me because you're the yoyo-master!"


message 22: by [deleted user] (new)

"No, Andy, I don't want your big box of porn!"


Reads with Scotch “You know, when you touch a women’s breast and it feels like a... a, bag of sand."


message 24: by [deleted user] (new)

Family Guy is seldomly funny.

The 40-Year-Old Virgin is consistently funny. So no criticism unless you've seen it, 'kay?


message 25: by [deleted user] (new)

I apologize if the lines from that film did not meet your comedic standards. I will now quote lines from that comedy classic Schindler's List for your pleasure...


Reads with Scotch Well to give KD a break, these lines are out of context so I can se how if you haven't seen the movie you wouldn't get the joke behind the line.


"Dude you look like a Man-0-lantern"



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