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I hate the last bit of toothpaste in the tube
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Toothpaste squeezers have been invented. Here's a cute lippy one:http://www.boingboing.net/2006/01/05/...
No more toothpaste-y fingers! (Although it is called the liposuction. That's a bit icky.
Jason, at least 2-3 years...AT LEAST!
(winks at Val and King)
King, once you have that new job, you can just throw it away and move on to the next tube. You CAN let that little bit go...you can.
(winks at Val and King)
King, once you have that new job, you can just throw it away and move on to the next tube. You CAN let that little bit go...you can.
King, the slit in the lips is a little small though don't you think?
My ex used to cut open the bottom of the tube so that he could get every last bit out. Maybe you should do that, but keep in mind that if you have a significant other living with you, they might get irritated by this as it makes you come across as a little bit obsessive compulsive.
Yeah, King - we wouldn't want to have to change its name from the Liposuction to the Sniposuction...
Now there's some desperation King... dude... they make dolls for that you know.
They make dolls who have removable teeth that if you were inclined to you might brush with that last little bit of paste!
King, dude, it works! Now, they weren't shaped like lips mind you, but I saw the blasted things this weekend! There I was in the checkout where there are all of those random (I know how you love that word! :) items they place for "impulse buys"...and there they were! I bought them of course. I'm sure I wouldn't have noticed them, or known what they were if it weren't for Val's educating us.
By the way, thanks Val, for encouraging my already prolific impulse buying!
So, they really work, it's amazing, there's nothing left down at the bottom now. You wouldn't want to put your "junk" (another favorite for you!) in there though, it'd be like putting it through one of those old time ringer washers...not a good feeling I'll wager!
By the way, thanks Val, for encouraging my already prolific impulse buying!
So, they really work, it's amazing, there's nothing left down at the bottom now. You wouldn't want to put your "junk" (another favorite for you!) in there though, it'd be like putting it through one of those old time ringer washers...not a good feeling I'll wager!
King. You're a musician and you're in a band. You cannot tell me that you need artificial lips for that. Don't you have groupies?
i actually just came across some really frightening blow up dolls on the superficial website the other day (yes, i read celebrity gossip. moving along...). i don't know what the actual dolls look like (the package just has a lot of porn models who look vaguely like famous women), but they have a sarah jessica parker, an eva longoria and a lindsay lohan. i'm just saying.actually, somebody needs to get one so they can post some pictures of what the thing actually looks like, because i still can't get past the mental image of a kiddy pool toy with with boobs.
"because i still can't get past the mental image of a kiddy pool toy with with boobs."
Add to that a gaping hole where the mouth should be Tracy and...bingo! You've got it!
Add to that a gaping hole where the mouth should be Tracy and...bingo! You've got it!
yeah, but see, in my head, it still has those jaggedy sharp edges for seams where they melt the pieces of plastic together... and, you know... ouch.
It does have those jaggedy sharp edges. Does anyone actually use blow-up dolls for anything other than a joke gift? I mean, honestly, how desperate do you have to be?
Not that I know of...but, I doubt any of the boys are going to speak up of they do use blow up dolls for anything besides a gag gift!
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i hate the blue stripes on your bristles that supposedly tell you when to buy a new brush. they wear off so quickly. you should keep a brush for like 2-3 years, right?