You are given an unlimited supply of something...

[Ethan]

"Chopsticks"

But all food is soup.

Time to write.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But you have writer's block.

Christmas wrapping paper.

[Ethan]

"Christmas wrapping paper."

But you soon realise that means everyone you know says "Can you wrap this for me? I mean you do have infinite wrapping paper..."

Mobile phone charge, i.e. your phone never runs out of battery power.

[Patti (baconater)]

Infinite charge. Zero wi-fi.

Salt.

[Pam]

But it got damp and the whole lot stuck together as a very hard rock

Filing cabinets

[Patti (baconater)]

But no biscuits to hide in the back of the bottom drawer.

And now you all know where to find biscuits in my classroom.

DVDs

[Pam]

But the player is broken

Self help books

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But I can't help myself.


Mirrors

[Patti (baconater)]

But they're covered in sticky fingerprints.

Lemon scented Pledge.

[Pam]

But you are allergic to the smell of lemons

Umbrellas

[Lilee]

This thread has really made me laugh

But there's no rain ever, and it's never hot enough to need shade

Mouthwash

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But its defective and melts your teeth.

baby wipes

[Patti (baconater)]

But your baby is a shit machine so you actually run out!

Ball point pens

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But you don't want to point at any balls.

Glitter

[Lilee]

But none of them work

Air Miles

[Patti (baconater)]

Glitter-but only in your pants.

Air miles- but the airline doesn't fly anywhere you want to go! (I actually have this problem)

Rubbing alcohol

[Pam]

But you don't like the taste

Money off coupons

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But they all expired on 31/12/2015

Preparation H

[Patti (baconater)]

Which you give away to all your asshole friends.

Extension cords.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But they are wired for some exotic country that doesn't really understand safety, or standards, or electricity...

Mushy peas

[Jim]

But no fish and chips

odd socks

[Patti (baconater)]

But you send them to therapy and they become functioning members of society.

Coffee cups

[Pam]

But they are all chipped or cracked with nasty dark stains in the cracks so you might catch something ...

[eastwood (do you feel lucky punk,well do ya)]

And ?

[Patti (baconater)]

But that is the only conjunction you can use for the rest of your life.

Perfume

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But its nasty cheap stuff.

Minions

[Kelly]

but you're a control freak and like to do everything yourself.

sunshine

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But you're a vampire


Screen protectors.

[eastwood (do you feel lucky punk,well do ya)]

all the size of watch faces

packet soup

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

but you only have cold water

lavander scented soap

[eastwood (do you feel lucky punk,well do ya)]

but your a tramp

calculators

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

But you only work in hexadecimal

Doillies

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But you only have the floor to eat from


fork handles

[eastwood (do you feel lucky punk,well do ya)]

But you only have four candles.

Lager

[Pam]

but you're not a lout

blue skies

[Kelly]

but you like a little rain sometime . . .


feather dusters

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But you're allergic to dust. and feathers.

solar panels

[L.A.]

But you're in Northern Norway in the middle of winter.

Carrots

[Jane]

But you have no teeth

vodka

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But nothing to drink it out of


nitro glycerine

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But using it is punishable by death in your country.

Vicks VaporRub

[L.A.]

But you've no autopsies to attend

Honeycomb

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But you love everyone with an over-flowing love.

Nail polish