You are given an unlimited supply of something...

[Patti (baconater)]

But there's a catch.

The next commentator sets a condition.

Example..

Onions.
Instead of contact lenses.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Unlimited bacon.

[Patti (baconater)]

But no frying pan.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Patti (baconater) wrote: "But no frying pan."

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/crying...

[Patti (baconater)]

Custard.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Patti (baconater) wrote: "Custard."

But its powder and you have no liquids.

[Patti (baconater)]

That's a right bitch.

[Patti (baconater)]

Vodka

[Michael]

No Red Bull.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Books

[Patti (baconater)]

Michael wrote: "No Red Bull."

Thank gawd

[Patti (baconater)]

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Books"

Missing all vowels

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Thts n gd!

[Patti (baconater)]

Clean towels

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But you have to use them for everything - clothes, bedding, furniture...

[Patti (baconater)]

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "But you have to use them for everything - clothes, bedding, furniture..."

Loo roll...

[Patti (baconater)]

Cork screws

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But no corks.

[Patti (baconater)]

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "But no corks."

Not even left handed corks? :(

Your turn.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Sellotape

[Patti (baconater)]

Yet no dispenser.

[Simon (Highwayman)]

Scratch. So many things can be made from it.

[Patti (baconater)]

You've got no fingernails, though.

[Lindsay]

Chocolate

[Simon (Highwayman)]

Only chocolate covered insects

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Paper

[Patti (baconater)]

But no toilet paper.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Ginger

[David]

But no biscuits

[eastwood (do you feel lucky punk,well do ya)]

Vodka

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

but its all spinach flavour

[eastwood (do you feel lucky punk,well do ya)]

Gossip

[Sam]

Gossip...

But no one to share it with

[eastwood (do you feel lucky punk,well do ya)]

Money

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

But society has collapsed following the zombie apocalypse and you can't barter banknotes

[Lindsay]

Bullets

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

but no guns.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

chewing gum

[Lindsay]

But no teeth

[Patti (baconater)]

Water

[eastwood (do you feel lucky punk,well do ya)]

But it's tainted with poo

[A.L.]

Yuk, music to listen to.

[Patti (baconater)]

A.L. wrote: "Yuk, music to listen to."

Huh?

[A.L.]

Yuk to poo. You have an unlimited supply of music but....

[Patti (baconater)]

Ahhhh.

But Dave has control of the stereo.

[eastwood (do you feel lucky punk,well do ya)]

No I haven't lol

[A.L.]

Lol!

[Patti (baconater)]

eastwood (do you feel lucky punk,well do ya) wrote: "No I haven't lol"

;)

[Patti (baconater)]

Cake.

[Sam]

Cake...

But you're surrounded by sweet stuff; all you've had to eat for weeks has been chocolate and marshmallows and candy and trifle... You'd kill for a sausage or a packet of crisps or a bowl of savoury rice, but all you've got is bloody cake.