Where were you during the third inter-dimensional war?

[Joseph]

I personally was on the front lines in the fourth dimension of darkness fighting against the king of the 9 dimensions of hell Satan. Also, we were fighting against the remnants of Asgard.

[Jesus]

I honestly don't remember the war was filled with death, fire, and blood. I was taken to a strange place at a strange time, and I was only able to escape on sheer luck and grunt stupidity. After I escaped I blacked out and woke in a hospital, and don't remember anything after that.

[Ebony]

It was the 25,253 inter-dimensional year, and our enemy's where gaining ground. Back in those days I was pretty young, and really good at assassinating people. I was originally from the third dimension, but I fell in love with a dashing man named Beauford Jebidia Senderbergers. A few years after we settled down the war started and I was a spy for the Inter-dimensional States of America. I was in-charge of taking the king out with my fellow American Spy's. I was the one who killed many of the generals and I wasn't caught until one of the enemy soldiers recognized me from my wedding. Who knew he was my Beaufey's fourth cousin twice removed. So I spend some time in the enemy prison were I was torture and branded me, but I got out alive and after a year of my hubby being in a comma be made lots of babys, and move to my Grandfathers farm in the third dimension. Oh how I miss those days.