Have an AI rewrite your current read

[✨faith✨trust✨pixiedust✨]

I've been playing around with www.talktotransformer.com — basically it's a website that has you provide a sentence or paragraph and an AI finishes the thought, usually making something pretty hilarious. I had the idea to make a funny rewrite of the books I'm currently reading and sharing it with the group. To do this, just input the first sentence of the book and see what it does with it! Copy what you get and share it with the group (FYI the AI tends to cut off without finishing at the end, so just copy everything you get.)

Please, only post appropriate stories. The AI pulls from an immense source of media and sometimes shares things that aren't PG. Let's keep it clean here, for everyone's sake.

[✨faith✨trust✨pixiedust✨]

I'll start! Here's And I Darken:
(the bold is the first sentence unchanged)

Vlad Dracul's heavy brow descended like a storm when the doctor informed him that his wife had given birth to a girl. "Innocent." Vlad's eyebrows lifted again. Now he was thinking, could she really give birth to another girl like that?

Kathryn was confused and not a little disappointed. This was an unexpected surprise and he should have expected it because at least he was in charge of the business of keeping her safe. "But what if my wife didn't know that?" the mother-in-law tried to comfort her daughter.

The man with the gold-rimmed hat had a look of genuine confusion on his face. "Well, why not? My wife would not even dream of telling me to take a child out of its mother. There is nowhere else for him to sleep." Then he looked at the baby, whose eyes looked more puppy than child.

Kathryn could not help being happy; it was perfect - but for Vlad it was not. He wanted the child to be the next of

[Dana]

I did this with the beginning of chapter 44 of Strange the Dreamer

a poem? a fairy tale? was that really how he saw her? Flustered, Sarai rose and went to the window. It wasn't just her belly now that felt a flutter like wild soft wings, but her chest where her hearts were, and even her head. Her eyes were now wet with tears. Her head felt heavy, and her breathing sharp. She had the strangest feeling she could remember, something was wrong. "Is this what I'm supposed to do?" she asked. "I feel something, something strange...and I don't know how, but we must go," said Sarai. At first, Sarai's head hurt. Then her limbs felt sore...the sensation came again. Sarai's heart started pounding like a drum, and her stomach ached. Then her arms, her legs...her mind tried to clear itself. It was a sort of paralysis. At first you think you are going blind to this strange and powerful feeling. But at some point you realize that no

[Althea ☾]

This is strangely amusing. I did it with the beginning of The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo

“CAN YOU COME INTO MY office?”
I look around at the desks beside me and then back at Frankie, trying to confirm to whom, exactly, she’s talking. I point to myself. “Do you mean me?” (He turns his head away. I can feel a pang of fear, regret, humiliation, in the corners of his mouth.) ”A friend of mine told me that you liked to ”bond over things to someone else.” (A little pained.) Now, I”m not here just to bond.” The conversation is off, replaced by a slow and steady breathing, a steady hand gripping my arm. ”There's no one left now.”
A small smile is formed on his lips. I reach around and pull him into a hug, holding on tight.
"You were always my best friend Frankie." It hurts not to say that out loud.
I hold him until he clears his throat, and we begin to talk again, about everything.
”We would never stop thinking about each other.” I look at him. "My favorite thing?