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Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You.
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Mar 10, 2008 07:07PM
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Ha! Charissa!You're so funny.My, cat read this and literally laughed his ass off!
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1. Admitted we were powerless over projecting.
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Step 2 - Came to believe that we probably have no frigging clue what the rest of the Universe is actually like independent of our limited perception of it.
Step 3 - Made a decision to give up trying to explain the rest of the world as defined by the narrow parameters of our carbon based, mammalian, humanoid consciousness.
Step 4 - Looked under the couch for the random things we had misplaced earlier in life, such as the remote control to the time-space continuum.
Step 5 - Admitted to our pets that we've been feeling pretty superior all the time we were pretending to worship them and ply them with offerings of crushed plant and animal parts.
Step 6 - Became ready to become an amoeba again if that would help the situation.
Step 7 - Asked where the local cafeteria was.
Step 8 - Made a list of all the things we probably have no clue about... thereby realizing it's definitely a hell of a lot longer than the things we do know anything at all about.
Step 9 - Felt kind of small and unimportant in the scheme of things.
Step 10 - Decided that being small and unimportant was good enough for us if it was good enough for the ants, which make up 20% of earth's biomass.
Step 11 - Sought to go on valiantly while being uncomfortably aware of our general unimportance.
Step 12 - Tried not to walk around pointing and laughing at all the people who think they are superior to amoebas and that their lives have any kind of significance whatsoever. Ate some muffins. Watched some SpongeBob. Stood on our heads. Went back to work.
That was really good.
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yes! i'm intrigued. but what i need to know is...will there be coffee and donuts at the meetings?
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In leiu of coffee and donuts, kibbles and biscuits will be provided, as well as a fresh bowl of water in stainless steel.
Donald, the only requirement is to occasionally grunt from the back row... I'm fairly certain you ought to be comfortable with that, no?
i'd love to join but god told me i was chosen and i really like that cute holy spirit and the bible tells me i'm not supposed to hang with the heathens (but that was the old avenging god) the new jesus loves you god says i can hang with heathens and even break bread with them...still i've heard most 12 step programs have only about a 20% success rate and if i'm going to fall off the not drinkin wagon what chance do i have with this
i know sooner or later i'll feel superior to protozoa
i know sooner or later i'll feel superior to protozoa
Well, with the aid of my dictionary (feeling very UN-superior at the minute), I have decided that I wish to join...however, you should know that my last attempt at 12 steps never got past step three. Charissa, will you be my sponsor?
Have to go give the cats their ni-nite treats and scratches now...
Have to go give the cats their ni-nite treats and scratches now...
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Amy... if you are really ready to change I'm ready to help! I can see that you are sincere in your desire to overcome your carbon based centrism by the fact that you are already feeling unsuperior! You made it all the way to Step 9 already! Now... carry on and try not to point and laugh and all should be well.
Very nice referee ing in the other room by the way. You have a calling my dear. Perhaps we should be voting Amelia for Prezzident!
I will not be joining because 1) I can't stand on my head (I tried once after seven beers) and 2) I am holding my remote control RIGHT NOW. However, I will buy a flower from you when you dance by chanting in white robes. I will also hope you're wearing something underneath your robes.
Amelia? Not Amy? Really?
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Intriguingly enough, char probably has at least four of five in her closet...
Randomanthony said: Intriguingly enough, char probably has at least four of five in her closet... I'm not sure I want to know how she got Henry Kissenger's underwear :)
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Amelia, Amy, whatever makes you happy Anthony!
I could never be president Char, I throw up if I have to speak in front of any group of people over the age of 12... So, while I might be a better public speaker than our current Pres., I don't like throwing up that much. Thanks tho!
I could never be president Char, I throw up if I have to speak in front of any group of people over the age of 12... So, while I might be a better public speaker than our current Pres., I don't like throwing up that much. Thanks tho!
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I'm your girl, YEARS of experience!!
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