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in a far away land called Booktopia............
... the citizens of Goodreads stormed into the town square and shouted, Books Books, We Need More Books! Books Books, Give Us Some Books!The Governor of Goodreads said, My dear Booktopians. I'd be happy to give you more books. All you had to do is ask.
The citizens of Goodreads shouted, Books Books! Wait... what?
That's right, said Governor Bezos. You may have all of the books you want, with free 2-day shipping, or download to the device of your choice. Now, tell me, what is your favorite genre?
Then they all die
Wait, what are we talking about?
Apparently, they all died. A while ago. :(
to the The Evil Queen of Mischiefit's supposed to be one sentence at a time.
since the story is over, would you like to start another one?
Oh, sorry. I'm a bit mouthy. I really do like your premise. Why don't we start over?Fidelity said, In a far away land called Booktopia...
The EQofM said, There lived a very inquisitive group of people.
Mr Clean said, And then they died.
The EQofM said, Nay!... they're just in hiding because...
they are almost dead
But like all good Booktopians, they live on as characters in the book they are currently reading.
And they're not completely dead, so...
until the book ends and they feel like dying.
But they rally on as the series progresses, and our beloved characters live again!
until they get diagnosed with stage 4 heart cancer
... and miraculously recover, because they live in the wonderous land of Booktopia.
where apparently everything comes close to dying a lot
Except it doesn't, which is why I'm on my way to Booktopia, where the sun is shining, birds are singing, free frozen Pina Coladas between the hours of sunrise and sunset, and forgiving of long run-on sentences to avoid that whole death thing.
The one day this dude named Kyle came to Booktopia and burned down all the libraries and book stores.
"why would he do that?" someone says
"because reading is for nerds" Kyle says. Kyle almost gets assasinated
Poor Kyle, said the people of Booktopia, we must forgive him for he did not know that the proper spelling of assassinated includes not one but two asses.
"Well sorry I can't spell," said Kyle as he punched through the wall of the mayor's office. "Maybe a society based entirely around books is a bad idea."
So the kind people of Booktopia taught Kyle how to read, after sending him to Anger-Management and How to Plaster Holes in the Wall classes, and he became a world-famous author.
... and then he died. :(
The people of Booktopia decided to build a huge statue as a tribute to Kyle.
Only there was a very large pigeon problem in Booktopia.
almost daily the statue needed to be washed because there always seemed to be pigeon poop on it.
The tons people addressed the mayor for help on the matter only to find that the mayor wasn't very good at problem solving.
it wasn't that he wasn't good at problem solving, it was that he didn't really care.
His wife knew his apathy would become a problem, so she spearheaded a committee to address the towns people's concern regarding this pigeon poop.
So the mayors wife, Annabanana, decreed that from now on, all of the pigeons in public areas must be diapered, and the people of Booktopia cheered, until they realized that the pigeons refused to be Pampered.
One of the shopkeepers suggested they use Huggies instead.
The pigeons loved the Huggies so much that they wrapped them around their tiny little pigeon heads and strutted though the streets of Booktopia to show off their new plumage.
though the majority of the birds loved their huggies so much, there are always rebellions who think it is stupid to put pigeons in diapers.
Suddenly, an angry mob of right-wing pigeons flew through the streets of Booktopia, plucking the Huggies off of all the tiny little pigeon heads and pooping on all the villagers, and a great battle ensued.
the battle lasted 100 days and nights and many people on both sides died
humanity has came to an end and booktopia is now taken over by pigeons.
Then the pidgeons decided to unleash their master plan: WORLD DOMINATION
so they gathered in groups and flew all over booktopia pooping on everything.
the poop then came to life and destroyed everything in sight
And thus, just as our beloved Booktopia was about to become Pooptopia, a girl-child arose from the excrement, washed herself off in the Fountain of Yute, surveyed all the pigeons and said... I don't think so!
Alas, at least half of Booktopia was in ruins, and the king of the poops rebuilt a new Booktopia, naming it Pooptopia.
And all of the pigeons cheered, shouting All Hail Pooptopia! until the girl-child bravely stood in front of the desecrated statue of Ms Mayor Annabanana, threw some breadcrumbs on the ground and said Yo Pigeons! How's about a snack?
so all the pigeons went and started eating the breadcrumbs, not knowing it wasn't really breadcrumbs.
What is this fowl stuff?! cried the pigeons as they pecked at the last of the breadcrumbs.
The "breadcrumbs" were actually littly styrafoam balls, and the pidgeons died instantly.
The last of the villagers of Booktopia came out of hiding, stepped over the pigeon/pidgeon carcasses and said, All hail the girl-child who saved us from poopicide, but who is she and what is her name?!
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