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May 13, 2019 06:43PM
by that time the girl-child had long vanished and was never to be seen again, but there was a new statue now.
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But now the people of Booktopia needed a new leader (since annabanana died on the battlefield) so they decide to hold elections.
So the Villagers voted for a new mayor, and the final results ended in a 3-way tie between Kyle, Annabanana, and the girl with no name, even though Kyle and Annabanana were completely dead.
"What about me?" said a girl who kicked down the door in studded black combat boots, a leather jacket and accessories to match, "I can be the mayor"
Who are you?! cried the astounded Villagers, for you look familiar but we do not recognize you, to which the leather-clad girl replied, I am the one who saved you from the impending Poopocalypse, and my name is Page, and I pronounce myself mayor of the new and about to be improved Booktopia!
if you really did saved us from the poopocalypse, then why did you leave so sudden?, some says
Because, huffed the newly crowned Mayor Page, somebody called Crazy Insomaniac rushed me out of town before I had a chance to put my name on the ballot!
"Well ok then" said a majority of the people in Booktopia
And now, said Mayor Page, my first decree as your self-proclaimed mayor is to rename Booktopia, and we shall call it, oh I don't know, howz about Pagetopia?
The people rioted, they would not stand for this tyrany, "YOU CANNOT CHANGE THE NAME OF OUR LOVELY BOOKTOPIA" they shouted
Oh really?! said Mayor Page, for if not for me whopping all those pesky pigeon/pidgeons, you'd still be called Pooptopia, to which a voice in the crowd replied, Why don't we compromise and call ourselves, Whooptopia?, and all the villagers cheered, except for Mayor Page, because she...
"That's a stupid name dude" said Page because she hhated the name, since it just called upon a dark time in Booktopia's history when they were over run by pidgeons
Then the Head of Chefs said, Why don't we call it Cooktopia? and the Head of Science said, Why don't we call it Dorktopia? and the Head of Culinary Utensils said, Why don't we call it Forktopia? and the Head of Tourism said, Why don't we call it Looktopia? and the Head of Optometry said, Why don't we call it Myopia? and the Head of Pirates said, Why don't we call it Hooktopia? and the Head of Ewoks said, Why don't we call it Wooktopia? and a great battle ensued...
This battle only lasted about a month, until one day someone said "Hey, why don't we just go back to being Booktopia...I mean we all like to read. Except Kyle but we indoctrinated him into our book cult anyways."
Fine! huffed Mayor Page, from heretofore, theretofore, and forevermore, we shall be known as Booktopia, then she handed out autographed copies of her new release, How To Serve Man, when a lone voice shouted , Nooo! do not buy it, for it's not a book about how to serve man, it's a cookbook about how to serve man! and all of the wives in the Village cheered.
"oof" said the men who were being eaten because of the cookbook, then came along a man named GIDEON (it was written like that, even on his birth certificate) who would not stand for this sexism and handed out copies of his book ' How To Cook People, Men, Women, And Everything Inbetween.'
Then MRS GIDEON (it was written that way on her marriage certificate) said, Do not believe that CHARLATAN (it was written that way on their divorce decree) because he stole all those recipes that were handed down to my side of the family from my GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDMA MISC (it was written that way on her tombstone) and I'm the one who did all the cooking!
The people gasped and before he knew it GIDEON was seated in a court of law for plagiarism
Order in the court! shouted Mayor Page as she banged her gavel on the library's gaveltorium, for we have a man here before us known as GIDEON who is accused of the worstest crime imaginable in the land of Booktopia... Pagerism! to which the Villagers replied, Don't you mean plagiarism? to which Major Page banged her gavel again and said, Nay! I mean Pagerism, the act of trying to unseat the reigning mayor, which just so happens to be me, and if found guilty, the sentence is death!
Death! said Mayor Page, didn't you hear me... the sentence is death!
"Isn't that a bit unfair?" said GIDEON who was a little skeptical on whether or not Page would be a good mayor. "Should the town take a vote?"
Fine! said Mayor Page, we shall take a vote and who, whom, whomever, who's, whose, or whatsis casts the first ballot, wins! as she proceeded to run to the nearest voting booth, shoving bewildered villagers out of her way...
"ROOD" screamed the villiagers who were pushed out of the way, GIDEON ran after Page and tripped her, making the mayor fall flat on her face.
GIDEON jumped over the prone Mayor Page, hit the voting booth first and voted for... HIMSELF, while all of the Villagers cheered and shouted, All hail GIDEON, the new Mayor of Booktopia!, to which GIDEON replied, Er, about that name...
“ugh! YOU CHEATED!!!!!!” Cried Page who had gotten up just in time to see GIDEON vote for HIMSELF, I CALL FOR A REVOTE ON ACCOUNT OF FOUL PLAY” She bellowed
The Villagers didn't know what to do, so they called upon the town elders to advise them, and asked Elder Eggbert McCluck, the oldest of the elderly elders, what they should do, to which he replied, I saw no Fowl Play here, theretofore, I declare GIDEON the new Mayor of Booktopia! and all of the Villagers cheered (except for the very dusty ex-mayor Page) until the new Mayor GIDEON said, I think we should change our name, and all of the Villagers (including the very disgruntled ex-mayor Page) groaned and said, Not again!
Everyone gathered at the local town hall to discuss the naming of the new village. Some were strongly against the new change. One villager who were against it advised everyone who were against it to join together and find a new land to call home.
Nay! cried the Villagers as they banned together in solidarity and said, We love our home, we just don't like how Mayor Page keeps telling us all what to do and GIDEON wants us to change our beloved name, to which Elder McCluck said, the Villagers have spoken and tis time to elect a new leader of Booktopia, but who could it be? until a lone voice said, What about Kyle?
Didn't he die already? Twice? asked Elder McCluck.
"yes but we can resurrect him" said that town necromancer named George.
Well then, said Elder McCluck, he can't be any worse than our previous Mayors, so I say we put it to a vote... Everybody who wants to resurrect Kyle, raise your hands! and when all of the villagers raised their hands, except for ex-mayor Page and GIDEON, the town necromancer, George, was summoned.
George stood at the podium, looked upon the hopeful faces of all the villagers and said, As the town necromancer, of course I can resurrect Kyle, but I must warn you, there are consequences to Dark Magic, and this spell's a doozy!
"my name is Jules and I am new to this group. I felt someone somewhere needed me and so I came along quickly and saved you all - pleased to meet you"
All hail, Jules, the new Mayor of Booktopia! cheered the Villagers, for we have been in need of being needed for a very long time now, though we must warn you that we are only allowed to write one really long run-on sentence per villager and unfortunately all of our previous mayors have died so if you want to stay in office you must avoid the rules of punctuation at all costs and good luck finding this thread as it tends to get sucked into the Booktopia Underground.
Jules? Kyle? GIDEON? Person who started this thread and keeps changing their name? Don't leave us hanging here. End it or bend it.
*sighAnd all of the villagers cheered as Jules was made the new Mayor of Booktopia!
THE END
(Until Kyle who was not completely dead just hiding in the shubbery whispered... Are they gone yet?)
And all of the villagers cheered because Kyle was back! Again! but they felt bad about Jules, so they built a monument in her honor and held a grand feast to celebrate her short-lived Mayorship of Booktopia, then George the town necromancer said, Why don't we have a run-off vote between Jules and Kyle? to which the villagers replied, But isn't she dead? and George said, Dead shmed, let's have one and see who wins!
I think I might start a new story... ok first line:
Once upon a time, there lived a young orphaned girl named Trixie. She lived in a small cottage near a___...
Magic bush which could reveal the future if it thought that the person asking for their future was worthy and_____
her name is unknown... said the man with the parrot
perched on his shoulder whispering in his ear ____________
"I can give you all the great secrets of the world, but first you must do me a favor and"___________________________
retrieve the Uwahahut of Everlastingness, an object that ___________________________
...will keep me young forevermore." After saying this, he promptly disappeared and____
a floating diamond appeared in the spot where the man was.
It ________
It ________
pulsed and spun and whirled, became a white curtained window and then a red door. Trixie ___________
took a tentative step forward and grasped the doorknob, turning it gently, and pulled the door slowly open. Behind the door ______
a dark shadow slithered through the cracks when suddenly ______________
a person walks in. i look up, and.... it's me.
I'm a bit shy, unsure of where I am and hungry, so naturally I ____________________
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