In Love With Alien Santa Claus: A Week #6 Buddy Read

[Cat]

And Grix's large mouth - I perked up at mention of that, but it also went nowhere...

[✿~Danielle~✿]

Definitely disappointing.

[Cat]

Did anyone else notice the couple of drops into first person POV? That jarred badly too.

[Jenny]

Yet another book in need of an editor.

Also, was Jessica pining after Santa her whole life while thinking he was the jolly fat man?

[Cat]

but he had twinkly eyes, Jenny! Don't forget the power of twinkly eyes!


Average rating dropping now!

[✿~Danielle~✿]

Yep. It was kind of all over the place.

[✿~Danielle~✿]

Did all those 5 star reviews read a different book?

[Cat]

You guys, the Nicholas sub-plot?! Why?!
What possessed nitwitJessica to call him Nicholas? Kris isn't that alien a name, and she is not the brightest fairy-light on the tree, so no way she'd be able to keep the cover name up.

[Donna]

is this living up to the Karin legacy? I won't be home for another 20 minutes so I will start then

[Donna]

kadin damn auto correct

[Cat]

✼Danielle✼ wrote: "Did all those 5 star reviews read a different book?"

Maybe they all loved Blitzen the sassy reindeer??

[Cat]

Donna wrote: "is this living up to the Karin legacy? I won't be home for another 20 minutes so I will start then"

It defo deserves a place on the hall of fame.

I do feel super bad for our Jessica, though. nitwitJessica does a disservice to all Jessica's out there

[Jenny]

Yes, but "Holy Jingle Bells, Jessica" makes up for it, don't you think?

[Jenny]

Kadin had all of those other genres mixed in, so perhaps a bit more exciting? The same level of stupid though.

[Cat]

"Holy Jingle Bells" is my new favourite ejaculation :)

[Jessica]

Reading very fast now. I'll be done soon.

[SandyL]

Cat wrote: "Can I just say, Santa is a bit of an arse to his minion, Grix. I thought he made him wear the elf hat because he was going to be in the sleigh with Santa too.
Nope, he's in the radio control tower!..."

And the peppermint Vodka sounds good!

I'm trying to catch up - my nephew has been over and I couldn't tell an 8-year-old I couldn't play with him 'cuz I had to read about Santa Alien Sex!

[Katie]

✼Danielle✼ wrote: "Did all those 5 star reviews read a different book?"

They must have. Jessica is the dumbest character I've read in awhile...and I only read romance which has more than it's fair share of TSTL characters.

[Jessica]

Done. I need a drink.

[Judith]

Well, I don’t think I found a new Xmas bedtime story for Tiny Tyrant.

Umm, yeah. That Jessica was definitely TSTL. Seriously? I was hoping for more laughs. Instead it was a lot of WTF.

I do agree with Cat though about the Holy Jingle Bells.

HOW IS THIS RATED OVER 4 STARS?

[Jenny]

I wonder how many family members and friends I could get to give a crappy book that I wrote 5 stars.

You guys would support me, right?

[Jessica]

Jenny wrote: "I wonder how many family members and friends I could get to give a crappy book that I wrote 5 stars.

You guys would support me, right?"

Yup. I've got you Jenny.

[Judith]

Totally! And then I’d log into my husband’s GR account he hardly uses and have ‘him’ rate it 5 stars too

[Donna]

Jenny wrote: "I wonder how many family members and friends I could get to give a crappy book that I wrote 5 stars.

You guys would support me, right?"

LOL of course!

[Lisa - (Aussie Girl)]

Finished it, not tooooo bad although this had me cringing... (view spoiler)[ ....squirting her juices into his waiting mouth... (hide spoiler)].

But not the worse thing I've read, LOL - 2 stars.

[Jenny]

Damn. Now I have to write a book.

Angry pirate and faerie sex?
Dr. Ruth, the Early Years?
Christmas with the Elves...nudge nudge?

[Lexi]

Jenny wrote: "Damn. Now I have to write a book.

Angry pirate and faerie sex?
Dr. Ruth, the Early Years?
Christmas with the Elves...nudge nudge?"
Can you include reindeer cannibalism or would that mess with the mood?
Sorry and not sorry to have missed this one. I spent my evening reading really bad knitting romance with felonies still not being sexy.

[Jenny]

Naughty elves and reindeer cannibalism? Done. I can tie it in to your knitting book as well, can't you just see Mrs. Clause using a reindeer's antlers to hold the yarn for her? Little does she know what her husband is up to...

[Lexi]

I worry about all our minds after this.

[Katie]

Finished. ...that was weird. It wasn't what I was expecting and Jessica was so annoying. Is it strange that I liked Kadin more??? At least he's really a dragon...unlike this non-red Santa.

[Sunny]

I finished it and ... well. I totally hoped for a red Santa though. :D

[Judith]

Lisa - (Aussie Girl) wrote: "Finished it, not tooooo bad although this had me cringing... [spoilers removed].

But not the worse thing I've read, LOL - 2 stars."

Yeah, that was pretty bad. *shudders*

[Elena]

Finished and disappointed the book didn't live up to its cover, I mean, it's not just any cover I delete from my Amazon browsing history!

Also, the dude really wasn't all that alien - he didn't look alien, didn't act like one, even his superpowers gain was due to magical meteor shower - a lost opportunity there, I believe.

[Elena]

Katie wrote: "Jessica was so annoying."

OMG, yes! And her mom too - like it's totally fine for you to move to the other end of the world with the 500 year-old alien you just met five minutes ago but ONLY if you're married! Like WTF??

[Cat]

Elena wrote: "Katie wrote: "Jessica was so annoying."

OMG, yes! And her mom too - like it's totally fine for you to move to the other end of the world with the 500 year-old alien you just met five minutes ago b..."

The power of his twinkly eyes struck again!

[SandyL]

Well, at least this was worthy as a Quidditch book! And if we ever have another challenge like that one, the author's got plenty more to choose from. Am I right?????

I think the only thing I liked about this book was how he could "use his magic to increase his girth and length." That would come in handy. Otherwise it was pretty silly at best.

[Katie]

SandyL wrote: "Well, at least this was worthy as a Quidditch book!"

It definitely was! :P

[Lisa - (Aussie Girl)]

Ah yes, definitely a bonus.

[Steven]

What I’m Aslan’s name am I reading? You ladies have dragged me into a nightmare lol!

[Jenny]

Oh, just wait...

[Donna]

Steven wrote: "What I’m Aslan’s name am I reading? You ladies have dragged me into a nightmare lol!"

This is what happens when you hang out with all women.

[Steven]

Donna wrote: "Steven wrote: "What I’m Aslan’s name am I reading? You ladies have dragged me into a nightmare lol!"

This is what happens when you hang out with all women."

LOL! Maybe I need to read the Quidditch book too, while I have KU

[Donna]

Steven wrote: "Donna wrote: "Steven wrote: "What I’m Aslan’s name am I reading? You ladies have dragged me into a nightmare lol!"

This is what happens when you hang out with all women."

LOL! Maybe I need to rea..."

Definitely! This is a very exclusive club. You have to read this & Kadin to be part of it. Enjoy!

[Jenny]

And you call me a pusher. Teehee

[Donna]

LOL I had to help you out. You were busy with your Olympic game thingy.

[Donna]

Somebody has got to keep up the usual standards around here.

[Steven]

Lol! I love that you guys are still keeping up the Gryffindor Maze Chat too :)

[Jessica]

Steven wrote: "What I’m Aslan’s name am I reading? You ladies have dragged me into a nightmare lol!"

We love you to Steven.

[Cat]

Holy Jingle Bells chaps! The rating on this book has dropped to 3.9! What power we have wielded!

[Jessica]

Wow. Probably cause, we all rated it like 1 or 2 stars.