Something I don't understand about the South Park GoT parody

[Eric]

Sure, sure I'm like 2 years late on asking this, but I didn't know about Sword and Laser back then. If you've not seen the episodes they're super-imposing Game of Thrones onto Black Friday.

The thing I really, really don't understand (even 1-2 years later) is the running gag with Butters talking about the constant weiners in the books (and show, I think)

I've only seen the HBO series of GoT. It's possible I'm forgetting, but I don't ever remember seeing a penis. And if there are any, I doubt there are more than five. On the other hand, I've lost count of the number of lady-parts on display on the show.

So, does GRRM have lots of male nudity in the books? Or are Stone and Parker trying to be funny because of the lack of male genitalia in both the books and movies?

[Russ]

HODOR!

That and a gift box...

Not sure it is the frequency that matters but the context in which the penises were errm displayed.

[Tamahome]

Us men are trying to keep those things under wraps.