I hate when someone says, "Have fun" to you when you're doing something that is obviously not fun.

[Jamie]

It's always said in that fake, chipper voice laden with sarcasm and an ironic smile. We both know it's not fun, and that joke tired and overdone.

[shellyindallas]

ON THE WAY TO A FUNERAL?! Holy Hell Donald!

I concur on the whole "have fun" thing. And it reminds me of something else I hate that I just heard a few hours ago at the grocery store:

"If I were ___ (in this case chocolate) where would I be?"

UGH! You're not chocolate/milk/salsa etc--you're a jackass and in your in a grocery store! Look around for a minute you lazy fuck!

I also hate when you have to interact w/ strangers (for whatever reason) and they say "see you later"
You will?

[Jason]

Funerals can be fun. At my grandfather's the priest suprised everyone by pulling his dummy out of a trumpet case and delivering the sermon as a ventriloquism act.

[[deleted user]]

And I wasn't invited?!?! I am deeply hurt Jason.
;)

[Jason]

Next grandparent who kicks it i hope to hire a magician. Maybe a disappearing act. Then you avoid the burial costs as well.

[[deleted user]]

Wow, we can really get off topic. :)