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suzysunshine7 wrote: "We bought two Hanging Baskets and I fastened them together with Cable Ties in a large Ball shape around one of our Feeders - and it is working brilliantly! The Pigeons and the Magpies have to wait ..."
I reckon it's only a matter of time until the Jackdaws work out how to let themselves into the garage where the suet balls are kept and scoff the whole lot!
If you have joined together two baskets, do you have to cut off a cable tie each time you want to get at the feeder to fill it up?
I reckon it's only a matter of time until the Jackdaws work out how to let themselves into the garage where the suet balls are kept and scoff the whole lot!
If you have joined together two baskets, do you have to cut off a cable tie each time you want to get at the feeder to fill it up?
suzysunshine7 wrote: "... or into your House and work out how to open the Fridge and use the Microwave! ;o>"
So long as they cook something for me - their cooking can't be any worse than someone else who lives here :)
So long as they cook something for me - their cooking can't be any worse than someone else who lives here :)

Almond is one of those flavours I can take or leave ... but I probably shouldn't be admitting to that being as I live virtually on the Derbyshire Border? ... the home-place of the Bakewell Tart ;o>




Maybe you have all the dumb ones in Falkirk! Not many magpies around here at all. I can't remember the last time I saw one, must be a year or two ago.


Maybe you have all the dumb ones in Falkirk! Not ma..."
You’re very lucky Helen, there have been at least 2 magpies’ nests close by, ever since I’ve been here. One year there were 17 young (I think - they all look the same size!) the noise is appalling and they raid the nests of the other birds. I really hate them.
Whilst there are plenty of Magpies in the vicinity, I have only ever seen one in the garden on one occasion, and very wary it was too.
The garden is currently full of fledgling Starlings, Sparrows and their parents, and a fledgling Blackbird which keeps harassing a pigeon that is trying to have a kip in the corner of the garden :)
The garden is currently full of fledgling Starlings, Sparrows and their parents, and a fledgling Blackbird which keeps harassing a pigeon that is trying to have a kip in the corner of the garden :)



But our main visitors at feeding time are magpies with their beautiful warbling voices:

butcherbirds, who also have a lovely song. They are real gymnasts. We throw the food up into the air and they soar and dive to catch it :

and, increasingly, currawongs (also known as rainbirds) with their fan-shaped white tails:

From 3.30 every day, the song starts up which translates as "We're here, where's the grub?"

Currawongs : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gPCa...
Magpies : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYEYc...
Butcherbirds : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l2MW...

We too are getting the 3 - 4 am Dawn Chorus here - plus we have several tiny Fox Clubs who come out to play, and to scream at each other, for several hours every night at the moment as well ... so, what with the heavy suffocating Heat overnight, we also aren't getting very much peace and quiet in which to sleep in! - LOL!!! ;o>
Don't get to see many foxes or badgers whilst trundling around at night, but do see plenty of rabbits who seem to like sitting right on the edge of the roads, totally unfazed as the traffic goes whizzing by :)
Also get to see plenty of muntjacs as well, but have to be wary as they will just suddenly bolt across the road in front of you!
There also appear to be plenty of barn owls round these parts, unless it is just their colouring which makes them easy to spot in the night sky. I've flinched a few times as they have drifted across in front of me, getting very close to the windscreen before veering sharply away.
Also get to see plenty of muntjacs as well, but have to be wary as they will just suddenly bolt across the road in front of you!
There also appear to be plenty of barn owls round these parts, unless it is just their colouring which makes them easy to spot in the night sky. I've flinched a few times as they have drifted across in front of me, getting very close to the windscreen before veering sharply away.

We inadvertently ran into a deer once in Northumberland or rather it ran into us. I was asleep but there was suddenly an almighty bang and the car veered sideways. It was dusk and luckily there was no other traffic. Apparently it had just come from nowhere on the driver’s side and bumped across the bonnet. My husband was very shocked and of course we were both worried about the animal.
We got out but there was no sign of it, there was a steep drop on the left leading to some woods but again, no sign. The headlights and the bonnet were bashed in but no blood or anything. We walked back to the café we’d just left and phoned the police (we thought we had to) but they weren’t interested.
The (hire) car was undriveable so we called the RAC who didn’t arrive till 11.00pm, took us to Europcar at Edinburgh airport where we transferred all our stuff and got home at 1.30.
The fate of the deer remains a mystery.
Deer are certainly very resilient creatures - I had a pair of them run out in front of me while driving a van down a dual carriageway. I braked as hard as I could and one deer avoided me but the second ended up literally sat on the bonnet of the van.
When the van came to halt he just slid off the bonnet and legged it back into the undergrowth by the side of the road. I must admit I was very surprised that he didn't suffer broken legs from the impact.
Braking as hard as I did activated the save mode on the dash-cam and two minutes later I got a call from the office asking me if what they had seen was right - a close-up of a deers' butt on my windscreen :)
When the van came to halt he just slid off the bonnet and legged it back into the undergrowth by the side of the road. I must admit I was very surprised that he didn't suffer broken legs from the impact.
Braking as hard as I did activated the save mode on the dash-cam and two minutes later I got a call from the office asking me if what they had seen was right - a close-up of a deers' butt on my windscreen :)

Deer are a real hazard in Wisconsin. They're kamikazis by vehicles going down county roads. Some of them are over 200 pounds and really cause damage.
My bird feeders are busy. I've seen red-bellied woodpeckers. The starlings cause a bunch of problems with our robins.
I've been watching new-to-me programs. I finished Keeping Faith, well into The Coroner, the newest season of Midsomer Murders, Vera. Nothing on televion over here compares. The scenery and quality of acting is exemplary. So much delightful murder! Hehehe.
I like the edited thread title very much. It fits the winding discussions perfectly. The pictures that have been posted are great!

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You'd always know he was there!
Granny wrote: "husband and son mowed."
No barber in town or just killing two birds with one stone? :)
No barber in town or just killing two birds with one stone? :)

Deer are a real hazard in Wisco..."
Granny, you might be interested in the ‘Tip Top Telly’ thread. It is mostly about TV but we do ramble off topic quite a bit!
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I was getting worried that your Crème Egg withdrawal symptoms had forced you into committing yourself to going into Chocolate Rehab for the Summer! ;o>
I had to Google for a Red Bellied Woodpecker - WoW?! ...


No barber in town or just killing two birds with one stone? :)"


I say, mostly, because I don't fancy anything even vaguely hot in this weather - and so instead I am opting for a lovely plateful of cool and crisp fresh Salad with a dollop of ice cold Coleslaw and possibly a generous sprinkled topping of Grated Cheese ;o>


A Neighbour bought her a rather beautiful Plant (a Stephanotis Jasmine on a Hoop Frame) for her Birthday - and my Mum thinks that she must have over-watered it by mistake because it has wilted more and more with each day and all of the leaves have dropped and turned an acid yellow colour.
I've never known my Mum to have killed a Plant before ...


A Neighbour bought her a rather beautiful Plant (a Stephanotis Jasmine on a Hoop Frame) for her Birthday - and my Mum thinks that ..."
Possibly not your mum's fault Suzy. Someone gave me a Winter jasmine on a hoop and it died after about 3 weeks. I think they get damaged when they're put on the hoop.

No barber in town or just killing two birds with one stone? :)"
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Oh my. Hehe. Husband and son did the lawn mowing. Whoops. Hehe!

I have already suggested that might be the reason to her but my Mum is sure that she is responsible for it's rather sad demise. I tried to buy her another one, as we know it came from M&S (it's my Neighbour's favourite go-to Shop for just about everything), but unfortunately they are out of stock.
I had the idea of buying her an identical one and maybe getting help to try to sneakily dispose of the other one ... but my Mum probably would not have fallen for a swap-over anyway ;o>


Those were the days!

Was it a combination of old age and downright awkwardness for awkwardnesses sake, Lez Lee? Or was the Auntie an extremely independent and incredibly proud lady who was in rather urgent need of a boost to her finances?
We had a Great Aunt who I discovered often did the same thing - and so, once we had caught on to it, we used to deliberately buy her quite expensive things with Cash every month just so that she could return them, courtesy of her helpful and kindly Neighbour who was also in with us on what was going on.
I also used to regularly take favourite Foods round and to make various excuses for doing so - which, thankfully, she always graciously chose to accept ;o>

I never managed to pull off anything like that with my Mamma, she was on top of every penny. Very frustrating when we could and wanted to help out.

Auntie Mame just enjoyed ‘beating the system’! She was a marvellous woman, clever, funny and very kind so we all went along with her little habits.
I once lent my mum £20 (expecting some change) for a new coat for a special occasion. She came back with a coat she got in a sale and spent the rest on an unnecessary hat and gloves. I was quite miffed ;-)
I went up to Lowestoft yesterday and when I reached the town, I kept seeing signs saying 'Strutt your mutt'. I thought that someone had spent a lot of money advertising their dog walking service but it turns out that it is actually a fundraising day with dog walks and a fun dog show with one of the categories being 'Waggiest Tail' :)
The event will be raising money for Hearing Dogs For The Blind and have helped Hounds For Heroes in the past.
The event will be raising money for Hearing Dogs For The Blind and have helped Hounds For Heroes in the past.

She has a tendency to hurtle everywhere at full speed (why? - just because she can!) but also has a slow and easy roll of a walk to her - her Hips sort-of sashay - and her Tail never stops wagging while she is awake and even often wags while she is asleep too.
Mitzi usually has a rather extraordinary sideways run - very crab-like in appearance - and it has deservedly earned her the extra nickname of 'Scuttlebutt' ;o>

It reckons on the Local Weather Forecast that it is between 21 to 23°C across Stockport Borough today - but my Dad's Digital Weather Station says that it is currently 26°C and I think that it is far more accurate and believable.
So? - it might be a Help Yourself To Leftovers Buffet - or possibly a Takeaway if my Mum feels up to going to get one later on.
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