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Morrisons have just added two more Boxes to their Food Box range ;o>You can now buy a Ramadan Food Box for £35 ... and an Assorted Fish Box also priced at £35 ...
https://www.morrisons.com/food-boxes/...
"a Ramadan Food Box for £35"it is of course empty!
Funny! - LOL!!! ;o>It must be proving quite a challenge for so many folk right now to try and sort out specific dietary requirements, mustn't it? I'm even more glad now that I found 'Just Milk' and 'NDO Supplies' for us and passed the info on to a Neighbour - because I didn't know that all three of their Children were Lactose-Intolerant.
They couldn't manage to track down locally or work out how to get Home Deliveries of any suitable 'Milk' Products for over a fortnight - but are now on their fourth bulk-buy Order of Lactose-Free Just Milk and are saying that they are planning to keep on with buying it Online through them from now on ;o>
Tech XXIII wrote: ""a Ramadan Food Box for £35"it is of course empty!"
LMAO!
suzysunshine7 wrote: "Funny! - LOL!!! ;o>It must be proving quite a challenge for so many folk right now to try and sort out specific dietary requirements, mustn't it? I'm even more glad now that I found 'Just Milk' a..."
A lot of people haven't actually got special dietary requirements, they've just self diagnosed food intolerances, or have moralistic issues with certain food types.
I'd love to see only British or Irish grown food available for a period of a year or so. Try and be a Vegan then without importing your protein from foreign climes.
Ohhh, I know. I've come across quite a few folk who certainly like to be on trend with the latest Food fads or Intolerances - my Dad's cousin has new Food Intolerance to report with every Christmas Card that we get off her - and within weeks she's given up on the new Diet and back to eating normally again with no obvious consequences at all of doing so - LOL!!! ;o>I genuinely believe though that all of these Children have got severe Intolerances. I had forgotten all about it until recently but I remember now that all three of them have had very serious Digestive issues right from birth and the first two spent a lot of time in Hospital and their early years with Nasogastric Feeding Tubes in. It turned out that they couldn't tolerate Breast Milk.
It's ok, it's ok everybody's saved! All we have to do is intravenously introduce a hit of Dettol to ourselves! Knock one up and slam it into that old mainline!! Job done. No more Covid 19.I mean it's gotta be true; Don says so.
I'm just sucking on an Anti-bacterial Floor Cloth as I type, Blastro!Mmmmmmmm, it's Lemon & Mint flavoured too!!! ;o>
Ah, wished I'd gone down that route Suze; my left arm detached itself (in no pleasant fashion) at the injection site before I'd even emptied the barrel of the syringe and is now sizzling and smoking away on the floor as I type. It hurts.Damn you Don you lied to us!!!
Ok my bad. I used Domestos instead of Dettol.
So that's what happens when you try to use the wrong brand?! Ohhh Squirrels!!! ... this Floor Wipe is a Wilko one?!! ... should it have been Flash?!! ;oO
Yes m'dear I'd stick with the more expensive stuff. Not cut with as much crap. : )
Probably an even better flavour too? ... I try it once my Tongue grows back again and my Teeth stop falling out! ;o>
There's a very obvious and easy solution to Trump and all of his horrendously ignorant and life-threateningly stupid ideas ...Just say to him ... "Okay, Sir - you go first!"
I've just had a Parcel arrive from Amazon and I'm hoping that it'll be M&D's Teabags.Can you lend me a Hand, Blastro? ... I'll give it back again when I'm finished with it! - LOL!!! ;o>
Little tot of Toilet Duck in my coffee and I'm good to go.
Okay then....a few tots of Clorox..has revealed that me inards are falling to bits...but i've now got lovely set of pearly white teeth! :)
Ordering coffee: 'A tall decaf skinny latte.' 'Want a shot of Dettol with that?'
suzysunshine7 wrote: "I've just had a Parcel arrive from Amazon and I'm hoping that it'll be M&D's Teabags.Can you lend me a Hand, Blastro? ... I'll give it back again when I'm finished with it! - LOL!!! ;o>"
No worries Suze, as long as you clean it up a bit - presentable-like...
…. and keep it frozen!!
This laptop's really on the blink today. Well, it seems Donald's chucked out his dum-dums and has refused to do the latest press conference thingy. Let's just hope he keeps Tweeting. The world would be a much less funnier place without Don's daily bull. A safer place certainly, but not as funny.
Made some lovely ice lollies in the freezer today, should be V refreshing on a hot day. A tasty fragrant cocktail of Dettol, Toilet Duck and Domestos in some rocket ice lolly moulds.
more of a strychnine kinda guy, but i'll give it a shot!
Tech XXIII wrote: "more of a strychnine kinda guy, but i'll give it a shot!"You'd like these new pink sugary rat poison round blocks, they have a hole in the middle for fixing down with a nail. But you could thread them onto a skewer and barbecue them and slather in hot sauce.
's what i'm talkin' 'bout! better to make them into a necklace and just gnaw one when the notion takes!
Tech XXIII wrote: "'s what i'm talkin' 'bout! better to make them into a necklace and just gnaw one when the notion takes!"Good thinking, convenient and deadly.
Well, The Onion (American satirical news site) had this "article" a month ago - https://local.theonion.com/man-just-b...
don' wanna be a american f***wit! maybe trumpy he say 'stick yo head in the fire, ya dumb cracker!'
The Trumpet toots first, toots again and toots he was right the first time. Despite all evidence. God bless America, they elected him.
And the next election?
The alternative
Joe Biden........ROFL.............he'll be getting regular blood infusions in the hope his failing faculties might not be too obvious.
There's a pair of snails mating right outside my back door. They've been at it for hours. How long do they take?
Gordon wrote: "There's a pair of snails mating right outside my back door. They've been at it for hours. How long do they take?"
Perhaps they just really fancy each other?
i'm glad you've went public with your....ahem....interests, gordon, but what to do is invite them in and let them bask in the afterglow with a couple of woodbines. the dude snail will likely make his excuses and shoot off (parp!) fairly quickly. the lady snail will wait on for a while to shower and to bitch about the dude......'it's not me it's him' kinda thing - gotta be done!
Did you ever see a snail rush anything?
If snails are hermaphrodites does that make it an orgy?
Tech XXIII wrote: "i'm glad you've went public with your....ahem....interests,..."I have several photos on my phone of frogs mating. They can be at "it" for hours too, and multiple frogs, not just one on one, orgy galore.
jeez! the place is swarming with pervy benders! why not start a thread, 'have you got slimy porn on your phone?' shell to shell or kinky kermit, what's your bag of toads?'
'Shell on shell'One of the top searches on Porn Hub.
It's a loada molluscs I tell thee!
Ohhh Squirrels!!! ... not Snail Politics AND Snail Porn as well!!! ;oO
Hmmm? ... so what Day is it? ... what Month are we in? - and does anyone else out there in the whole wide World even know (or care) at this point anyway?!! ;oO ...
Aunty Acid? Reckon I spent many-a-night with that lady back in the summer of winter ninety-twelve the first... or sumfink. : )
Blastronaut wrote: "Aunty Acid? Reckon I spent many-a-night with that lady back in the summer of winter ninety-twelve the first... or sumfink. : )"Is this a flashback situation
The latest on Morrisons Food Boxes ... well, they seem to have scrapped the (rather surprisingly) over-expensive Ready Meal Box and now have on offer ... the Vegetarian, the Meat Eater, the Ramadan Food and the Assorted Fish Box at £35 each ... and a Family Meat Box for £45, a Best Range Meat Box for £55, and a Gluten Free Food Box for £35.I've thankfully been able to continue in managing to source all of what we most particularly want and need from elsewhere so far - but it nevertheless gives me great peace of Mind to know that these kinds of Boxes are available and are only just a Day and a quick Online Order or a Phone Call away ...
https://www.morrisons.com/food-boxes/...
I actually managed to get an Ocado delivery on Tuesday for an 11PM to Midnight slot. The driver turned up at quarter past nine so it's a good job the driver slamming his van door woke me up!
Only one substitution too - one brand of unsalted butter for another.
Only one substitution too - one brand of unsalted butter for another.
Well! ... I managed to get us an Asda Order! - so there!!! ;o>... one with no Chicken, no Mince, no Bisto, no Oxo Cubes, no Porridge Oats, no tinned Fruit, no tinned Tomatoes, no Eggs, no Carrots, no Apples, no Bananas, no Salad Cream, no Weetabix, and no Cheese! ;oO
In fact, it really wasn't worth the poor Driver's time and effort in even bothering to turn up to deliver it, to be honest, but I still thanked him anyway and told him we'd be okay and not to worry about it. I actually felt more sorry for him than us as he genuinely looked quite upset as he put down just the one small Bag of Groceries inside of our Porch.
Luckily, I might still be able to get us a Priority Slot for an Iceland Delivery when our Email Link becomes active between 4 and 5pm today ... so? ... Fingers & Toes all crossed and here I go again!!! ;o>
... otherwise? ... we're going to break Lock-down Rules, pile into the Car, and get Mitzi to drive us down to Peterborough just so we can all stand outside your Kitchen Window and droooooooooooooooooooool !!!HA HA HA HA HA!!! ;o>
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