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Authors I Will Never Read Again

My completists are Paul Auster, Murakami, Sjón, Jon Kalman Stefansson, Siri Hustvedt &..."
Of recentish McEwan's Sweet Tooth and Atonement.
Kalman Stefansson tested my patience a little with Fish Have No Feet (see the MBI thread) but I will likely complete him as well, although 4 books in English seems a little low for 'complete' e.g. I think I am on c.20 each for Bernhard, Murakami and Saramago. Lack of translators is definitely a problem for some - e.g. have read 13 Kenzaburo Oe's but there are at least as many not yet in English - and he's a Nobel winner.

I recognize his talent, but I found no joy reading Coetzee, other than Waiting for the Barbarians, not that WftB was joyful. I tried a couple of his books and they left me cold.
Fortunately I have read every Penelope Fitzgerald book in my collection so I don't have to read her again. I enjoyed The Gate of Angels and The Beginning of Spring, but her masterpiece, The Blue Flower went right over my head. I understood the story of course, but the genius of this slim book completely eluded me, as did the others.


Doug - You have ruled out a lot of books I like there (not just McGregor - Robinson, Coetzee and Flanagan too, and although I have only read one each by MacCormack and James, I would like to read more), but I suppose you are entitled to your opinion!

Judging from the almost 60 quotes in the past three weeks, Hugh's right that "writers we will never read again" is a fertile topic.
Would any of you also be interested in a "writers we will happily read again (and again and again)" folder?

For me the real test is whether I have read every book an author has published and am champing at the bit for a new one to be written / translated.
As I mentioned upthread, of living authors for me that would include Kenzaburo Oe, Krasznahorkai, Per Pettersen, Ishiguro, Rushdie, Pamuk, Murakami and Javier Marias,
I have less urgency to read all the books of deceased authors as I find myself rationing them - e.g. I am saving my last Thomas Bernhard as a 50th birthday present to myself next year.
So good news today that I saw Javier Marias published a new novel (Berta Isla) and Margaret Jull Costa has already started the translation.

That's unfortunate, Neil. IMHO the two "Jesus" novels don't hold up to his own Coetzeean standards. Good writers misfire sometimes. Take Rushdie's "Shame" for instance, which is an embarrassing failure for an otherwise A-one writer.
I'd recommend "Disgrace," "Life and Times of Michael K." and "Waiting for the Barbarians" if you change your mind!

Dan wrote: "Would any of you also be interested in a "writers we will happily read again (and again and again)" folder?"
I like this idea, so go here to discuss!
I like this idea, so go here to discuss!
(I also changed the title of this and moved it to the "Author Chat" folder from the "Book Chat" folder)


I would have said Nicole Krauss is a never-again author for me but my book club just elected to read Forest Dark so I'm gamely giving her another try.
Unofficially, because 'never' is a long time, I'd say Roberto Bolaño, László Krasznahorkai, and Proust are as never-again as I get.

I was trying to think of a gender-neutral synonym for 'emasculate' while walking the dog this morning, to describe what Goldblatt's translation does to a story. Then I thought of an incident in "Wolf Totem" where the narrator knocks the wolf's teeth out, so that it is no longer capable of being a wolf. That mirrors the effect of the translation quite well. It also sets my teeth on edge.

Howard Jacobson is hit or miss

Anyway I probably wouldn’t read anything by Jon McGregor, Howard Jacobson or J.M Cortzee ever again
Maybe it’s the Js


Hear, hear - one of my 3 ever DNF's (yes, I'm slightly OCD about starting and not finishing)

I was a huge fan until this summer when I read I Married a Communist, which I found was too sexist but I do have The Humbling on my shelf and am curious

Same situation but I really do not like Atonement - too stuffy for my liking.
Actually I'm not too fond of post Atonement McEwan.

Anyway I probably wouldn’t read anything by Jon McGregor, Howard Jacobson or J.M Co..."
I'm with you on ALL of the above!! :-)

Co-incidentally your review of “Frankenstein in Baghdad” is also bang on the money I think.

So, I tried, I really did, but I’ll never read Beauman again.
Bret Easton Ellis is the only one that comes to mind.

Same situation but I really do not like Atonement - too stuffy for my liking.
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Atonement is my worst book ever. That ******* little girl Brioney makes me so angry that I just want to burn the book. Nobody has the right to destroy peoples' lives like that.
I swore that I would never read McEwen again. But the "Nutshell" came up in another group. I thought OK, give it a go - but that was absolutely awful.
No more McEwen, definitely.

I liked his first two novels, Boxer Beetle is very good, but Glow was just a slog.


Gumble's Yard wrote: "I agree re the different styles - but I hated Disgrace and hated the two Jesus ones as well! Definitely an author I would try to avoid, but if he were Booker longlisted again I would try again. "
I made the mistake of ignoring my commitment and not just reading a new Coetzee (the third in the Jesus trilogy) but re-reading the first two as a back to back read.
The good news:
- With a bit of generosity I marked the trilogy a 5* read
The bad news
- The 5* was across all three books added together

When you are dead and accounting to St Peter for your time on Earth, how will you explain that you devoted some of it to re-reading books you did not enjoy even the first time around?


It’s not a theory I agree with, but it’s got some sense to it, I think. I had to drink several glasses of whisky before I liked it.
My personal experience of Coetzee is just the first two Jesus novels and I have no plans to read anything else by him. I appreciate from comments by others that that is cutting off my nose to spite my face.

Hi, I have not read Jesus novels but judging from what's been said, they seem very different from his other, well-known novels. I have read Disgrace, Life and Times of Michael K., Waiting for the Barbarians and I think highly of all of them, Michael K. being an underrated masterpiece for its devastating portrayal of human (in)dignity and personal breakdown under the weight of collective racial experience.

Neil wrote: "I have seen several people on here argue that books (and authors) you hate are the ones you should prioritise for re-reading. The theory is that many of those will turn out to be good or even great..."
If you read very fast, have always done so and have accumulated a very large amount of read books over your lifetime, perhaps. But for the vast majority of people, who read more slowly (where 50 books a year seems a big achievement to most adults), this would more likely result in missing out on other works that are significant and/or which they are more likely to enjoy.
Even leaving reading speed aside, it doesn't work for me with most authors and books; over the past six months I have read and finished several books or authors I previously disliked and abandoned. I didn't actively like any of them (I don't like a lot of my 3-stars, but a lower rating would be dismissive of the general merits of the books), I was just more motivated and able to finish them this time. The only times my impressions have been very different, even after c.15 years, were where it was a translated book and I read a different translation the second time. And the only author I can think of where I have very different opinions between works is Virginia Woolf - and as I read the book of hers which appealed to me most, first (Orlando) I started with a positive impression. (That is what readers should really do, to start with the book they most like the sound of, but if one is in the ARC/prize cycle, or the book trade, one often ends up starting with the newest book.)
I would see the time for reassessment and revisiting books you didn't like as being long term, e.g. a book you didn't think much of nearly ten years ago is now being considered one of the most significant books of the decade. (At least if you have found your opinions of these things change over time.) Whereas something where, within that timespan, it may well be the case that no-one outside prize discussions cares about it any more, I can't quite understand why that is worth one's time unless you can finish it in a few hours and a max of maybe two days (and you are regularly able to finish books in that sort of time).
If you read very fast, have always done so and have accumulated a very large amount of read books over your lifetime, perhaps. But for the vast majority of people, who read more slowly (where 50 books a year seems a big achievement to most adults), this would more likely result in missing out on other works that are significant and/or which they are more likely to enjoy.
Even leaving reading speed aside, it doesn't work for me with most authors and books; over the past six months I have read and finished several books or authors I previously disliked and abandoned. I didn't actively like any of them (I don't like a lot of my 3-stars, but a lower rating would be dismissive of the general merits of the books), I was just more motivated and able to finish them this time. The only times my impressions have been very different, even after c.15 years, were where it was a translated book and I read a different translation the second time. And the only author I can think of where I have very different opinions between works is Virginia Woolf - and as I read the book of hers which appealed to me most, first (Orlando) I started with a positive impression. (That is what readers should really do, to start with the book they most like the sound of, but if one is in the ARC/prize cycle, or the book trade, one often ends up starting with the newest book.)
I would see the time for reassessment and revisiting books you didn't like as being long term, e.g. a book you didn't think much of nearly ten years ago is now being considered one of the most significant books of the decade. (At least if you have found your opinions of these things change over time.) Whereas something where, within that timespan, it may well be the case that no-one outside prize discussions cares about it any more, I can't quite understand why that is worth one's time unless you can finish it in a few hours and a max of maybe two days (and you are regularly able to finish books in that sort of time).
Jibran is right. I rather lost interest in Coetzee during his 90s/00s introspective period. I only read the first Jesus novel because it was chosen for a group read, but for me it has none of the power of some of his earlier work. I have just been reading an early one (In the Heart of the Country) and would love to know what others made of it - it is intense and atmospheric but very dark, with a narrator so unreliable that the reader has almost no idea what she is imagining,

I actually mainly enjoyed the first (in both reads but more so second time) and then enjoyed trying to understand why I had such a different and negative reaction to the second (both times I read it). And by the third I was enjoying disliking it if that makes sense.

Exactly that. Even as someone who reads 100+ books a year there are always more books that I wish I'd had time to read. Re-reading books you didn't like first time around, or revisiting new books by authors you didn't like first time around has no appeal to me at all.
I still have a hang-up with abandoning books but I really do need to make myself do that more, particularly when it's relatively clear the rest of the book is largely more of the same - Ducks last year would have been a case in point, and I'm currently a third of the way through a 1600 page novel that I'm not particularly enjoying.
I let myself 'abandon' as opposed to marking 'unfinished' (something I might / feel I should go back to) The Wall last year, simply because there are so many other books that it's more important to me to read, and it was very liberating and made me feel able to do the same with other newly published books if they are low priority or I don't like them.
I actually wouldn't rule out going back to that book when I needed some sort of light read. (I will watch, and less often, read all sorts of trash with cli-fi or relatively realist societal collapse dystopias, e.g. the recent series COBRA, which has a pretty terrible script even when watched on about 3 hours sleep, but this stuff has a place and is not an actual goal for me.)
I actually wouldn't rule out going back to that book when I needed some sort of light read. (I will watch, and less often, read all sorts of trash with cli-fi or relatively realist societal collapse dystopias, e.g. the recent series COBRA, which has a pretty terrible script even when watched on about 3 hours sleep, but this stuff has a place and is not an actual goal for me.)

That sounds fabulous, Hugh. I don't think I have that one and will look out for it.

Yes, exactly. I will sometimes reread books that I first read in university, as being almost twenty years older can certainly change your perspective (i.e. I was really glad I gave Virginia Woolf another go). But rereading in general is reserved for books I loved, otherwise there are so many new ones to read.
More than authors I hate, I'm considering abandoning authors I'm just not enthused about. I've now read four of Zadie Smith's books, they're not bad, but I feel like I've gotten as much out of her writing as I'm going to, and they're long and take me longer to read than I'd like.
Paul, is the 1600 pager Anniversaries? I lost the plot with that back in October and keep trying to make myself go back. I hate to abandon in part because it was kind of expensive... but I don't see what all the fuss is about.

And it isn't clear reading all 1600 pages is going to add anything to the 500 I've read so far - it's very impressive but I'm not sure what justifies the length. But I will likely persist.

I'll usually give an author a second chance if I didn't like the first book I read by them. I gave up entirely on Günter Grass because I loathed The Tin Drum. Stopped reading Chuck Palahniuk after several novels because while still entertaining in parts, his works felt too formulaic. I read one Carl Hiaasen book and felt I need not read another. Mitchell and Murakami are both authors whose more recent books have slowed my enthusiasm considerably--haven't given up on them, they are just lower on the priority list. Not likely to read any more of Henry Miller or Mitch Albom.

There are many authors I approach with reservation: Bataille and Delillo are examples of this, but they both have multiple books on the 1001 list and on my shelves, so I will give them more chances. I may abandon some, though.
The only author I absolutely despise so far is Updike. I will avoid his books unless forced under threat.

And it isn't clear reading all 1600..."
I gave up sticking to that schedule in the first book because I really was enjoying it and absentmindedly read ahead one Saturday morning, but I honestly think doing it day by day is the only way I'll get through book 2. I just think it's not as good as book 1 was.
As for authors I've given up on, I still haven't read the most recent Murakami (Haruki) and every time I think of giving it a go, I get sort of queasy so maybe I'm done w/ him.
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Hugh wrote: "I would struggle to justify putting number9dream ahead of Cloud Atlas... ."
I wouldn't - Cloud Atlas was David Mitchell's The Bends, ie an early warning sign of what was to come.
Jonathan wrote: "If I had read Zero K as my first experience of De Lillo I would probably never have taken up Underworld"
Given Underworld was another 'never again' book for me, perhaps I would like Zero K!