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Authors I Will Never Read Again

I have not read anything Ian McEwan has written since On Chesil Beach, which I just found very depressing. I have now got a copy of Nutshell, so it will be interesting to see whether that persuades me that I was wrong...


Disgrace is a masterpiece - The Jesus books and his retelling of Robinson Crusoe are totally different to the typical Coetzee novel. Even the writing style is different

There are two types of Murakami novels. The surrealistic ones and the 'normal' ones. Generally people who don't like Norwegian Wood will like Kafka on the Shore or A Wild Sheep Chase. I wouldn't recommend his wackier books like Wind Up Bird Chronicle or 1Q84 at this stage.

There are plenty of authors where I go "oh well not for me" - and then those that I have a much stronger reaction against. It's interesting I agree, to examine why.
I really disliked The Corrections and will never read Franzen again. After having perceived him as very negative, self-important and arrogant in various articles/interviews, and then finding his book at best mediocre, I wrote him off as an "emperor's new clothes" phenomenon.
I forced myself to finish The Broom of the System by Foster Wallace, and it just irritated me so much, that I'll have a hard time trying him again. The same with Will Self's Umbrella - which I made it 20 pages into. Here I think the problem was, that I was hoping to really like it - but just couldn't relate to it at all.
Have any of you found yourselves thinking you'll like/love an author, and thus buying several of their books before actually reading the first one? Then it's really a bummer to discover that they're not for you.

Translated Books - 9 times out 10 I can feel that the book has been translated. I still try though but I am constantly disappointed. Last year the only translated novel I liked was The Vegetarian.
Short Stories - I tend to see if they live up to Roald Dahl's short stories. They never do. The glaring exception is Barbara the Slut.
Time Travel books- I've tried to like them but I end up hating them and finding them boring - notable exception: The Bone Clocks.

Most of those though are based on one bad experience.
David Mitchell is probably the author where I've read most books (6) but would struggle to face another - he is the Radiohead of authors (each book/album worse than the last).
Murakami on the other hand is on my list of authors who I have, and likely will, read every novel they've written - alongside Kenzaburo Oe, Krasznahorkai, Per Pettersen, Javier Marias, Kazuo Ishiguro, Salman Rushdie, Orhan Pamuk, Andrei Makine amongst those still active. Which may be a topic for another thread - who are your completists (actually there is a separate GR group for this).
And McEwan is someone where I tend to read each new book even though some (Saturday, Children's Act) are dreadful.

There are two types of Murakami novels. The surrealistic ones and the 'normal'..."
Maybe I'll give one of those a try then!

My completists are Paul Auster, Murakami, Sjón, Jon Kalman Stefansson, Siri Hustvedt & Rushdie
You should give A Wild Sheep Chase a shot Isobel - it's wonderful

There's a distinction between those writers who are always likely to grate, and those whose body of work might fluctuate depending on their age and subject matter.
The only author I can think of where I've had the polar opposite reactions to his writing is Don De Lillo. If I had read Zero K as my first experience of De Lillo I would probably never have taken up Underworld

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I agree re the different styles - but I hated Disgrace and hated the two Jesus ones as well! Definitely an author I would try to avoid, but if he were Booker longlisted again I would try again.

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I would say Atonement
Mc Ewan like Howard Jacobsen is an author who doesn't really change his style that much - but sometimes that style works (for me with Jacobsen with J) and sometimes it doesn't (for me with Jacobsen Finkler Question)

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I would say Atonement
Mc Ewan like Howard Jacobsen is an author ..."
I agree re mixed style because I didn't like Atonement,I found it too 'normal' I prefer the sinister McEwan of the past. The one who wrote about Stalkers (Enduring Love, the comfort of strangers) and Kids keeping their dead parents in a basement ( The Cement Garden)

Talking about McEwan: Atonement is a masterpiece, IMHO.
...and to put some off you off a little: I like Murakami, Hill, Roth (hello, Paul! :-)), DFW, Houellebecq (La Carte et le territoire is brilliant), and some Franzen (Freedom is great). :-)
I have a rather difficult relationship with Thomas Mann. Yeah, he has a Nobel Prize, but I am underwhelmed: Stuff like Confessions of Felix Krull, Confidence Man: The Early Years makes me want to scream.
Jonathan, for most authors I would agree, but there are authors who have written one or two very sub-standard ones. I could easily have given up on Rushdie after Fury, but most of his more recent output has been much better. I almost agree with Paul about David Mitchell, and would certainly agree that they have got progressively weaker from Black Swan Green onwards, but I would struggle to justify putting number9dream ahead of Cloud Atlas...


On the plus side, I am with Paul on Murakami and I would read anything Richard Powers writes (probably several times). Several other favourites too, but that's yet another topic, not the one here.

Neil, it is so funny how often we like and dislike the same books/authors! Ayn Rand is truly, truly horrible, her worldview is not only morally deplorable but also logically incoherent...I could go on picking on her forever! :-)
... thinking about it, Murakami is a writer I have not read for several years - this was not a conscious decision but perhaps 1Q84 is just too long to commit to when enthusiasm is flagging, and as Paul said in the Barry thread, life is short and the list of unread books is very long!
I think the ones that are more interesting are the ones you have read several books by before giving up on - the list of writers I have read one of is getting very long!
I think the ones that are more interesting are the ones you have read several books by before giving up on - the list of writers I have read one of is getting very long!
Neil wrote: "And I am trying to resist arguing with Paul about Radiohead, because that's yet another topic!" ... and another one where the early albums don't fit the pattern of decline


Talking about McEwan: Atonement is a masterpiece, IMHO.
...and to put some off you off a little: I like Murak..."
I don't like Poe's style too much but I do need to reread.
I tried to read The Magic Mountain and did not like it at all.

When I listen to music, I head first for Kid A, then In Rainbows, then A Moon Shaped Pool. I might sometimes listen to other bands, too.
But it relates to another discussion on re-reading. Ali Smith questioned the fact that we never expect to "understand" a piece of music on one listen, but we are quite content to read a book only once. I never like Radiohead albums on the first few listens, but I have learned to listen several times before forming an opinion.

yeah my sentiments exactly :)
( I only don't like King of Limbs, other than that they can do no wrong)
Neil, 8 sounds more than enough to me, but in that case I can have Tolkien because the Lord of the Rings ought to count as three, and I can't imagine wanting to read him again!
going back to Mann, I have only read the Magic Mountain and Doctor Faustus, and although both were heavy going they were both richly rewarding. Not sure I am in much of a hurry to read more though.

Talking about McEwan: Atonement is a masterpiece, IMHO.
...and to put some off you off a little..."
I love Poe, especially The Tell-Tale Heart and of course The Fall of the House of Usher.
I didn't have the courage yet to try The Magic Mountain, because the probability that I will also not like it is quite high, and the book is a real brick...the only piece of writing by Mann that I found quite good was Death in Venice.

For me David Mitchell is a mixed bag. I like ghostwritten, cloud atlas, bone clocks and slade house but I dislike the books where he strays from the whole intertwining destiny thing.

But, I am open to persuasion. More open than I am on the Coetzee front.


Hugh, yours is definitely the majority opinion. When I say that I am not a big fan of Mann, other Germans tend to look at me like I was some kind of barbarian! :-)

But, I am open to persuasion. More open than..."
Javier Marias is another I don't like, having read three of his books but it could be the translation.

When I listen to music, I head fi..."
I definitely have to step up my Radiohead game....will start later today when I am in the forest with the dog and my headphones!

I'm thinking of Dune. Wonderful when done by Frank Herbert. Less so (I DNF-ed) when done by his son.

When I listen to music, I head fi..."
Same here Kid A is the one I revisit.
I mentioned earlier today that I approach rereading like music - they deserve a second chance
I can't resist going back to the David Mitchell argument. For me he writes best when he is most grounded in the real world, and the more fantasy he indulges in the less interest I can sustain. So all of his linked story novels have good sections and bad ones, but I couldn't get on with Slade House at all.
For me, Black Swan Green was hugely enjoyable, but mostly for nostalgic reasons. It would only take one more like Slade House to persuade me I have had enough.
For me, Black Swan Green was hugely enjoyable, but mostly for nostalgic reasons. It would only take one more like Slade House to persuade me I have had enough.


I think he's said somewhere that all his books take place in the same "universe", so even the more "real" ones show signs of being linked to the others.

When I listen to mus..."
I think it's an amazing idea! I like to contrast my sounds so If I'm going to town then i'll put on folk but if im going for a walk in a valley i'll put on something like Kid A, Four Tet, Boards of Canada, Nils Frahm etc etc.

When I..."
Neil wrote: "Meike - Kid A in the forest, then? You may need to listen to it a few times before it clicks. Or, if you are like Paul, you might hate it however many time you listen!"
Neil, Robert, I can report that listening to Kid A while walking through a forest is just great - I think I will listen to more stuff from Radiohead's back catalogue in the same way over the next weeks! :-)
Paul, re Kid A: What's wrong with you? ;-)


Hear! Hear! I also find it impossible to wear headphones outdoors.
*wields the camera*

I just have to be careful not to drift off and get totally lost in the music - I have to spot the animals too, so I can call back my terrier before he sets off to hunt them! :-) Unfortunately, I don't know much about birds though...
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I think this has the potential to be a fertile topic for a more general debate about the writers who have provoked such extreme reactions, or perhaps just those we have been avoiding subconsciously since one bad experience. Howard Jacobson is another name that cropped up a few times!