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[Lex]

Wait. So we’re probably near each other. What state

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How do I still have my scholarship

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“Full scholarship to a public ivy” shut the fuck up I literally can’t tie my funckibh shoes

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Lex wrote: "Wait. So we’re probably near each other. What state"

Michigan

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I’ll give you my exact location right fuckinh now if you promise to come kill me

[Lex]

Yeah don’t do that. And no I will not kill you. Im in Pennsylvania

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I’m a lil bit stoned rn, I have a paper to write, I’m just fuckin with my phone

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I also left work early to write the paper but didn’t touch it yet

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I can’t read the bookstore needs to fire me

[Lex]

Are you in college?
And yeah. Honestly I feel that. I have a ton of sh** to do

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Deadass a customer asked me to pull a hold for them and told me their name (holds are alphabetical by name) and I’m sitting there staring at the shelf cause I can’t remember where C is in the alphabet

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Lex wrote: "Are you in college?
And yeah. Honestly I feel that. I have a ton of sh** to do"

Tragically yes I’m a sophomore who’s just tryna get my degree

[Lex]

Hahaha same.
Hope you don’t mind all my questions
What major?

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Someone told me I need an ass whoppin and you know what I said? “That’s hot”

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Don’t kinkshame me uwu I’m baby

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Lex wrote: "Hahaha same.
Hope you don’t mind all my questions
What major?"

Nah you’re good, I’m majoring in history

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This thread is pure chaos

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When the fuck! Did I get this old

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I was 14 when I started this please help me uwu I’m a whole ass adult now

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I’m parched. Deadass so thirsty. Where is my water.

[Lex]

Same XD I started goodreads when I was 13 and now I’m almost in my 20’s. Like I don’t know why I’m still here

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I have a group chat with my friends and the description literally is ‘Jayson stop changing the description”

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We made a fucking cards against humanity deck of all of our inside jokes and it’s SO cursed

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Lex wrote: "Same XD I started goodreads when I was 13 and now I’m almost in my 20’s. Like I don’t know why I’m still here"

mood! I started at 14 and now I’m like a whole ass adult with a whole ass life

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Oh I should do a THEN vs now

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Then:
Ugly pathetic loser

Now:
Pathetic loser (less ugly)

[Lex]

Hahaha I can join in on this
Then:
Pathetic ugly loser with a ton of online friends
Now:
Not so ugly loser with a lot of in life friends but only 1 goodreads friend

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My last comment didn’t post but TLDR if you want more of me, go follow my Twitter, it’s equally inactive tho

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My last comment didn’t post but TLDR if you want more of me, go follow my Twitter, it’s equally inactive tho

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Life updates (I guess?)

I have a new boyfriend he’s really cute & he cleans my car when it snows which is great

We’ll see how long this one lasts tho

Uh he’s cute we met at school bc college boys are QT pies

I’m still a dumbass I promise

My cats turned 1 yesterday

I got uhhhhhh flu shot

I’m grasping at straws here bc im boring so the highlight of my November has been my flu shot

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Every day I wake up and laugh in the face of god

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Oh I forgot to put my Twitter it’s @cheesygayboi it’s basically this but I pepper in more details about my sex life

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I suck a lot of ——-

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My favorite pastime

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I’m a self diagnosed nympho as of last month

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I’m just¿ like damn??

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I’ve been told that I don’t give off big dick energy but instead it’s just big bottom energy and yeah that’s fair

[Lex]

Hahaha I don’t really use twitter. But imma hop to my journal soooo

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I just really want to smoke rn

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Like damn if it weren’t 2 am I’d totally go light one up at this moment

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I’m a ces pool of STDs

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I’m kidding

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Maybe

[Lex]

You high key remind me of one of my friends

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Don’t lecture me about safe sex, I just hate using condoms for oral no cap

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Lex wrote: "You high key remind me of one of my friends"

I am your friend

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Did I tell y’all that I’m on crack

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Deadass

[Lex]

Yeah but like. A not you friend

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Am I more of a himbo or a manslut