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[jay, rip]

pro life for me pro choice for everyone else G

[jay, rip]

bEcAusE who the fuck am i to be like “i do not like this so nobody else should be able to do it” hnnnng

[jay, rip]

the only time i will accept “i don’t like this so it should be illegal for everyone” is FUCKING PEPPERMINT CANDY

[jay, rip]

jay wrote: "the only time i will accept “i don’t like this so it should be illegal for everyone” is FUCKING PEPPERMINT CANDY"

this shit should be OUTLAWED evERYWHERE

[jay, rip]

my mom loves those buttermint candies you can buy around the holidays and i cannot be within 10 feet of her when she has one in her mouth

[jay, rip]

also Good&Plenty, the fucking worst thing ever to exist, that should be outlawed too

[jay, rip]

i wonder what percentage of people hate black licorice

[jay, rip]

i don’t know when i started spelling shitd like that but now i can’t stop

[jay, rip]

me: *whispering at 2 am* i don’t get no sleep cause of y’all, y’all don’t get no sleep cause of me

[jay, rip]

GUYS IM NINETEEN WHICJ MEANS

[jay, rip]

jay wrote: "GUYS IM NINETEEN WHICJ MEANS"

my name is jayson i’m 19 and i never learned how to fuckin read

[jay, rip]

so basically its like


sweet 16
dancing queen 17
legally able to smoke 18
can’t read 19
shitd you old 20
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS 21
i don’t know about you but i’m feeling 22

[jay, rip]

jay wrote: "so basically its like


sweet 16
dancing queen 17
legally able to smoke 18
can’t read 19
shitd you old 20
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS 21
i don’t know about you but i’m feeling 22"

this is going on my twitter i’m so funny

[jay, rip]

everyone go RT me rn lmao im fucking funny

[jay, rip]

if you don’t follow my twitter then u rly should,,, it’s @cheesygayboi

[jay, rip]

yo my cat is scraping her teeth on my leg??? why isn’t she biting or licking she’s deadass just teething on my fucking leg

[jay, rip]

sorry there is only one (1) person alive who can call me jay jay

[jay, rip]

jay wrote: "sorry there is only one (1) person alive who can call me jay jay"

there is one (1) person alive who can call me Ollie

and they are not the same person

[jay, rip]

deadass could slam 16 empanadas rn

[flwr]

the fuck is an empanada

[jay, rip]

those mexican dumplings

[flwr]

uh. a roll?

[jay, rip]

no they’re like those bready things filled with meat and beans and rice

[jay, rip]

roll pocket stuffed with yummies

[flwr]

it doesn’t sound very good

[jay, rip]

oh it is so yummy

[flwr]

would it be yummy without meat

[jay, rip]

yes i don’t really like the meat kind as much as the beans kind

[flwr]

beans and potatoes

[jay, rip]

rice

[flwr]

green beans

[flwr]

green beans

[jay, rip]

ew wtf

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

jay wrote: "person: i’m 16
me: oh that’s chill whaddupppp

same person: i was born in 2004
me: HEY WHAT THE FUCK WHO LET YOU OUT OF DAYCARE"

me_irl

[flwr]

hey guess
what
day
it
is

[[deleted user]]

Jay there ain’t one 16 yr old born in 04

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

Lmao

[jay, rip]

flwr wrote: "hey guess
what
day
it
is"

it is wednesday my dudes

[jay, rip]

whatever {whatever} wrote: "Jay there ain’t one 16 yr old born in 04"

oh

[flwr]

incorrect

[jay, rip]

jay wrote: "whatever {whatever} wrote: "Jay there ain’t one 16 yr old born in 04"

oh"

this is like the time i was like “why do people say a quarter to 7 when they could just say 6:15” and kass was like “oh honey”

[jay, rip]

flwr wrote: "incorrect"

it is payday my dudes

[flwr]

correct

[jay, rip]

i am In A Bubley Bath

[jay, rip]

how does one spell bubbly? is it bubblie? bubbley?

[jay, rip]

hey siri how do you spell bublé

[jay, rip]

no silly jayson that’s the guy with the fire christmas album

[flwr]

i asked siri three times and i learned how to spell public, probably, and muppet. i also learned i slur the word bubbly apparently

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

Bubbly

[jay, rip]

i like bublé better tbh?