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plus he’s my gym buddy so i don’t want my fuck buddy and my gym buddy to becthe same person

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plus MK can be a shithead sometimes, like we’re friebds and stuff but sometimes he says dumb shit and gets mad when i call him out on it

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also once he called me by his ex’s name and it was fucking weird bc his ex has the same name as my brother so when he said it i just kinda whipped around and i was like . what the fuck.

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also there were literal NAZI’S at pride downtown this weekend, i’m not even exaggerating. armed Nazi’s flying their swaztika flags marching and chanting during motor city pride. i wasn’t there but a bunch of my friends werevand they were texting in the group chat basically being like “what the fuck is happening are we about to get murdered”

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it was on the news too

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sometimes i get really depressed because i cannot actually date fictional characters. because they are fictional.

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sometimes i look at myself and i’m like “you are a badass” and sometimes i’m like “damn boy all you really do is play people”

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“womanizer who’s obsessed with classic rock and cars”

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i mean we ain’t denying that but

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i mean i mess with girls and guys so that makes me... not just a womanizer? like a manizer too? is that a word?

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gender neutral player because i’m kind of bi

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me: ok my days of treating people like shit and only caring about physical desires are over
also me: *to someone who like me that i have no feelings for* so i’m picking the soundtrack that will play while we fuck

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my bed is huge and i’m on the very edge of it about to fall off bc my cats are sprawled out across the entire bed

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jay wrote: "me: ok my days of treating people like shit and only caring about physical desires are over
also me: *to someone who like me that i have no feelings for* so i’m picking the soundtrack that will pl..."

it was a lit playlist tho

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jessie’s got himself a girl and i wanna make her mine

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WHERE CAN I FIND A WOMAN LIKE THAT

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apparently the way to get around the law over here when it comes to prostitution is to hire someone for “their time” and the fine print doesn’t include sex but “we cant control what happens in the time you’re paying for”

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i’ll never forget the time where i was driving w my mom and i asked her why there was a strip of random motels in a bad part of town and she told me that it was where hookers get hired

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also the time my mom started singing that one ZZ top song when we passed a strip club

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i feel like june 11th is a significant date but i can’t remember why

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the real Q’s rn:

should i dye my hair?
what should i be for halloween?
should i be extra flamboyant this month and get my nails done?

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answers:
no
cat
maybe

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robert plant’s live performances are the definition of sex appeal.

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i feel like i’ve had a constant feed in my head this week of just straight up dirty noises

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which is a pain in the ass (sometimes literally) because it gets me feeling ggfjdjddhdjhddh when i’m not supposed to be

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me: at the gym doing weight training
my brain: straight up pornography
me: hnnnbgffffjdjdhshshshs

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luck be in the air tonight

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@ the June 11 thing it’s my older sisters bday

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_uck _e in the a__ ton_ght

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whatever {¿?¿four?¿?years¿?¿} wrote: "@ the June 11 thing it’s my older sisters bday"

OH YEAH OMG S WAS TELLING ME THAT YESTERDAY

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Yeah he always says “party party time”

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whatever {¿?¿four?¿?years¿?¿} wrote: "Yeah he always says “party party time”"

i’m love him

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my Teta is getting progressively worse so we talked to her doctor today abt stuff we can do and she was like “activities that can keep her mind working but not enough to frustrate her” so i’m gonna take a deck of cards over there tmr and try to play Basra with her (we played it all the time when i was little) and if she can’t remember how to play then i’ll try to have her like sort the colors of the cards into a red pile and a black pile or smthg?

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like the forgetting is beyond just “oh i can’t remember who you are” it’s to the point where she’s forgetting to chew food and she chokes

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i was gonna take some picture books over there but then i remembered that she can’t read in any language

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maybe i’ll take a piggy bank and some coins and have her put the coins in the slot? to try to help w motor skills?

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i got Dragons Breath today and it was so cold lmao it tasted like frozen crunch berries

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my mom tried to and it was coming out of her nose

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jay wrote: "i had this voodoo lemonade today at the mardi gras thing downtown, i was like “ok it’s gotta be spiked for it to be voodoo” and i tasted it and it wasn’t spiked but it had CAYENNE PEPPER in it"

lol one time my friend convinced me to try this health juice lemonade and it tasted like how the air smells in chinatown. it had maple syrup and cayenne?? and like spirulina?? no thanks

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what’s with lemonade and cayenne omg

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speaking of health juice, i need a good juice bar around here (or somewhere that delivers) bc my daily harvest stuff kinda sucks

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so i’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties...

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can someone come pick out an outfit for me bc i have this party to go to tmr and i was just informed that i cannot wear a hoodie because it’s fancy

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what if it’s a fancy hoodie

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i’m really happy w the results of the NBA finals like that win was much deserved

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my mom made me an omelette and hash browns for breakfast and was like “have a good day at work” and i’m like that’s the cutest shit

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maybe she wants something from me

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i’m gonna assume she was just being a nice mom

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so on campus every month of October there’s this campus wide game of zombie tag, where you like wear this green headband if ur a “zombie” and everyone that gets tagged turned into a zombie too and then they can turn other people and it’s really fun and cool bc they start off w one zombie and then like half of campus is infected by halloween and idk, maybe i’ll play this year

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so i went to this party and it was strange bc it was a group of people that will probably never be in the same room ever again unless there’s a wedding or funeral