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[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

Somehow I feel better about the fact my great-great-great-grandparents were first cousins and married each other

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yeah rip

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charlie’s little brother asking me questions about my kinks is my aesthetic,,

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i say “little” but he’s 16

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it’s funny when i’m having a deep convo with my bestie and all of a sudden he pops in like “jayson are you a dom or sub” and we just pause our convo so i can tell him that i’m a switch with a preference towards dom and then we continue like nothing happened

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also my fuckin wisdom teeth hurt so fuckin bad but my fuckin dentist refuses to pull them out

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i’m like,??? doc??? please??? they hurt??? and he’s like “just rinse with warm saltwater uwu”

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how to lose 50 pounds in 1 second

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i soaked my retainer in mouthwash last night bc it was gross and then it turned green from the mouthwash rip

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i need to do my whitening treatment again but tbh it’s so strong that it makes my teeth sensitive to cold for a couple of days

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also i bought this caddy for all of my face stuff and i got a cute jar with a cute lid for my organic cotton pads and yknow i’m pretty proud of it

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i still have no ideas for my bathroom remodel tho

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the mini heart attack you get when “____ mentioned you in their story” and you’re like oh fuck, what’d she post

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i wish i could have an old fashioned tub that stands on 4 lil tub legs but my mom told me that it’ll be hard to clean

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somewhere out there my subconscious is telling me that it’s called a crawfoot tub??

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CLAWFOOT.

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dammit i was off by a letter

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anyway if anyone has ideas on:
how to lose 50 pounds in one second
bathroom remodels
how to get a dentist to pull wisdom teeth that hurt like fuck

please let me know in the comments below! don’t forget to like this video and hit the subscribe button if you want to see more awesome content!

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lmao should my new theme be talking like a youtube

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hello lovely people! so today we’re gonna be exorcising a demon! but before we get started, make sure to subscribe to my channel!

now, our first step is to moisturize and prime. depending on your skin type you might need to use different types of moisturizer but the brand i use is clinique—

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i wonder how life would work if people did makeup tutorials in writing instead of youtube vids

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i should try to do that one day lol

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actually imma try it now bc i’m bored

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jay’s written makeup tutorial 💕💕💫💫

step one: base makeup
-moisturizer everywhere (jayson’s pick: the clinique one for oily skin)
-foundation everywhere (jp: i use a drugstore bb cream [garnier] over a heavier high end foundation)
-concealer under eyes in a triangle shape and on blemishes (jp: maybelline fit me)
-setting powder everywhere (jp: coty airspun powder, try to avoid pressed powders to prevent looking cakey)

step two: eyes and eyebrows
-brow tint (jp: the ulta brand), use a small brush to blend it upwards and fill in blank spots
-eye primer (jp: ulta brand in nude matte), apply to your eyelids using your ring finger bc it’s the weakest finger and has the lightest touch
-base eyeshadow up to the brow bone (usually a pearly white color, or a light nude)
-crease eyeshadow (light matte brown color— jp: too faced milk chocolate [can be found in almost all too faced choco palates)
-outer v eyeshadow (matte brown a bit darker than your crease)
-tiny bit of sparkle shadow on the center of the eyelid (jp: too faced 24k choco gold palate)
~blend using a small but fluffy brush in small circular motions~
-eyeliner (jp: kvd tattoo liner before i realized what a shitty person she was, now i use revelon ultra black pencil instead of supporting a nazi)
-mascara (jp: this is a hard one cause i’ve used literally every brand of mascara i could find, from drugstore to too faced to chanel and nothing :) works :) for :) me :) but i’d recommend the chanel one bc that’s the least shitty i think)

step three: face
-contour under your cheekbones and use a brush to blend straight across (jp: sephora brand countour palate, you can mix the shades to get the right one for you)
-contour under your jawline and blend straight across
-contour the sides of your nose in LIGHT MOTIONS so you don’t look like a fool who can’t blend
-contour under your bottom lip
-highlight cheekbones, forehead, nose bridge, chin, above top lip (jp: becca highlighter in literally any shade)

step four: lips:
go crazy, go stupid

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maybe i should stop doing this shit and actually fuckin study

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“COTTON IS A PLANT?!” -my 16 year old cousin

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yes hunny it is

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then she was like i thought cotton was made in a cotton gin

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and i was like nah bb that’s used to spin the seeds out of it

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why won’t that comment delete

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why won’t that comment delete

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oh thank god i edited it so y’all can’t see what i said lmao

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me: types something and hits post
me immediately after: i regret that

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we’re all gonna die

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jay wrote: "we’re all gonna die"

“ i mean youre not wrong tho”

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when people tell you that the shia genocide isn’t real and you’re like... 🤷‍♂️

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i think i have a GI bleed but i really don’t have time for that rn

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me: i don’t have time for a hospital visit rn
mom: i mean you could die but ig that’s what you want anyway so go off sis 🤷‍♂️

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i googled my symptoms and it’s probavly just a side effect of the large amounts of Mobic that i take

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i can’t find the right type of jewelry for the piercing i want bc everything i like is for non pierced that just kind of hook on so now i’m questioning if i should even get the piercing

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"is this okay?" and "are you okay with this?" and "tell me if im doing something wrong, alright?"

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bruh my hair is always a mess

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i can barely tie it back anymore and the front part is literally always in my face hhngngghg

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what the fuck is up kyle

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am i high or am i high

the world may never know

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my cause of death will be accidentally swallowing my retainer in the middle of the njght and choking

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i think i have the flu ,?

[Lynx ~ 10/1 Never Forgotten]

Dude I literally just took Ted to urgent care cause we thought he had the flu. It's Bronchitis/Pneumonia instead. I hope you aren't sick

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thank you!