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[jay, rip]

big mood

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i want a hag stone but i don't want to buy a hag stone, i want to be wandering off the shore of some beautiful body of water and stumble upon a hag stone that i loop a chain through and wear around my neck.

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"jayson your gay is showing"

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jay the gay??

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gay the jay

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i will come out to my father by saying, "hello dad, i am jayson, your gay son."

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jay wrote: "i will come out to my father by saying, "hello dad, i am jayson, your gay son.""

i've been giggling about this one for a full thirty seconds

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"I am attracted to inanimate objects"
me: awh thanks, my last brain cell is attracted to you too

[Blaze Galaxy Furystorm "Time is ending around, World's are colliding, and if you don't know now you know"]

i hate when people call me gay when im not

i have nothing against gay people im just not one myself

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okay lmao good for you

[Blaze Galaxy Furystorm "Time is ending around, World's are colliding, and if you don't know now you know"]

lolol

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if y'all think that trans people are sensitive when they get misgendered, try misgendering a cis man.

[Blaze Galaxy Furystorm "Time is ending around, World's are colliding, and if you don't know now you know"]

whats a cis man

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anyway theres apparently a class on campus that's totally dedicated to LGBT+ people in literature

[Blaze Galaxy Furystorm "Time is ending around, World's are colliding, and if you don't know now you know"]

ok

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Blaze Galaxy Furystorm "Time is ending around, World's are colliding, and if you don't know now you know" wrote: "whats a cis man"

a cis man is a man who was assigned male at birth and identifies as male. basically, a not-trans guy.
likewise, a cis woman would be a woman who is assigned female at birth and identifies as female. basically, a not-trans woman.

[Blaze Galaxy Furystorm "Time is ending around, World's are colliding, and if you don't know now you know"]

oh ok

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the check engine light in my car went on today and i was like uHHH what does this MEAN

[Blaze Galaxy Furystorm "Time is ending around, World's are colliding, and if you don't know now you know"]

i feel like if i was a girl id be gay but as a guy im straight

that and my friend asked if we get reincarnated and i become a cute anime waifu, if he can be my bf, Me:"sure..."

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long story short i called my dad who said it would be fine until i came home

[jay, rip]

Blaze Galaxy Furystorm "Time is ending around, World's are colliding, and if you don't know now you know" wrote: "i feel like if i was a girl id be gay but as a guy im straight

that and my friend asked if we get reincarnated and i become a cute anime waifu, if he can be my bf, Me:"sure...""

ummm....

[Blaze Galaxy Furystorm "Time is ending around, World's are colliding, and if you don't know now you know"]

jay wrote: "the check engine light in my car went on today and i was like uHHH what does this MEAN"

it means


Check Engine

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its11 pm and someone is ringing on our doorbell aggresively and my fucking mom went to answer the door, like uh no hun, that's how you get killed.

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jay wrote: "its11 pm and someone is ringing on our doorbell aggresively and my fucking mom went to answer the door, like uh no hun, that's how you get killed."

mom: what if he needs help!
me: what if he has a fucking gun

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also today my parents were smoking in the basement and something was smoking up badly, so im like, what if something sparked from the characoal, and she was like, nah it's okay if it catches on fire it'll only hit me and i was like... ok....

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sometimes my mom says stupid shit like that, or will open up the door for someone she's not expecting at 11 pm, and her reasoning will be "if god wills it to happen, it'll happen" and im like, ok, believe in predestination all you want, but god also gave you a fucking BRAIN that tells you not to go 80 mph on the left side of the highway

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ok so the person at the door left, and my mom just watched him through the peephole of the door. she said he was an older man who had his phone shining on his face but she didn't recognize him. then from my window i saw a jeep drive off after he left.

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my mom: he probably had the wrong address
me: ah, yes. he had the wrong address, so he got into his truck and fucked off 5 miles east to get the right address?

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wtf

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on this day in 1982, Open Arms hit #2 on the billboard charts

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on this day in 1982, Open Arms hit #2 on the billboard charts

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https://schonmusic.com/

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you see your world.. inside... her eyes...

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jay wrote: "you see your world.. inside... her eyes..."

highkey i can imagine some KILLER fanart of a girl's pupil with a reflection of their family in it with this lyric.

get it, cause when you love a woman you see your world inside her eyes, but your world is her and your family together so like. highkey. that'd be a rad idea.

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country roads..

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take me home...

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to the place...

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i belong...

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i had my redbubble cart open in a private browser and now suddenly there's redbubble ads open all over my social media

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mista potta

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the funniest shit i have ever seen

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i also laughed way too hard at this one lmao

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jay wrote: "take me home..."

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maybe there is an afterlife, maybe i’ll be reunited with my brother and with S, maybe

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maybe in the afterlife, we are the purest versions of ourselves. maybe in the afterlife, all the bad things about people go away, and you’re left with beautiful loving souls.

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when my time comes, forget the wrong that i’ve done, help me leave behind some reasons to be missed... don’t forget me, when you’re feeling empty, keep me in your memory, leave out all the rest.... leave out all the rest

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i’m basing my idea of heaven off of a linkin park song

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if there is a heaven and if you’re there, i know what it looks like.

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a big cabin in the snowy woods with a huge porch and a lake view, you’re spending your winters smoking cubans out in the snow, and your summers catchin walleye off the docks, watching the waves roll off the rocks, cause it’s the simple things in life like when and where

[princess maggie]

wEST VIRGINIA