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[jay, rip]

i mean it might be snowing rn but a guy can dream

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Marry Me -Thomas Rhett

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valentine’s day makes me want to...

a) have a significant other and have a beautiful day with them
b) be heartbroken and listen to sad love songs all night
c) find a wild fling that’ll last two days

instead, i...

d) am sitting on the floor of the computer science building waiting for my professor to give me a failed quiz grade as my valentine’s day present

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hey jay what can I do for you for valentine's day? I know I can't really send nun

[jay, rip]

you can make me a PLAYLIST omg

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deal! I will tonight!

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ily ♥️💕

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so i emailed the scholarship people asking what would happen if i just yeeted this semester out the window and dropped all my classes bc there’s no fuckin way i’m passing anything this semester

[jay, rip]

i have a straight ticket of C’s with material that’s only getting more difficult. the difference is, last semester i started with A’s and went downhill from there. this semester i’m starting w C’s and,,,??? goodbye GPA

[jay, rip]

i am ~~~~~~depressed~~~~~~~
the only thing that makes it better is ~~~~~food~~~~
i am ~~~~overweight~~~~

[Tamra]

This is literally me, like nojoke

[jay, rip]

why isn’t there a magic worm that cures depression??

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like imagine looking forward to something?? imagine not cancelling all ur plans at the last second bc anxiety?? imagine being like ‘today i’m gonna study’ and then ACTUALLY studying??

[jay, rip]

happiness? i don’t know her

[jay, rip]

doing things i enjoy? i don’t know her either

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healthy coping skills? WHATRE THOSEEEEEE

[jay, rip]

i feel like i should make smthg clear— when i say magic worm i mean a real worm not a gummy worm. do not eat magic worms. simply stroke their slimy backs.

[jay, rip]

professor summarizing the lecture: in short—
my vertically challenged self: EXCUse me

[jay, rip]

gonna yeet myself off a cliff

[jay, rip]

“you’re such a millennial”
me: acktuallie i was born in 2000 so i’m GEN Z

[jay, rip]

literally the only thing in my life that’s not complete shit rn is my credit score

[jay, rip]

that actually might be the most important thing

[jay, rip]

i googled “what’s the most important thing” hoping that ‘credit score’ would be #1 so i could feel good about myself but the things that came up were like “family” “health”, etc. and i’m like fuck this

[jay, rip]

i wanna go hoOOOOooommeeeEe

[jay, rip]

at least jesus loves me

[jay, rip]

so Chuck E. Cheese is on doordash, right. and they have a good gluten free pizza. so i go to order a gluten free pizza and then it gives me the option for a “freebie item”. APPARENTLY, with every doordash order of chuck e. cheese, you get either a stuffed chuck e. toy or a goody bag full of stuff from the prize case!!

DAMN RIGHT i ordered myself some pizza AND got a free goody bag.

[jay, rip]

i’m such a child

[jay, rip]

but COME ON!!! it’s a free goody bag!!

[jay, rip]

also i had to get doordash bc something tells me that an adult male walking into a kid’s play place with no child would make them call the police. or kick me out.
i promise i’m not a pedophile ok i just really like chuck e. cheese pizza

[jay, rip]

please nobody bring up the shane dawson chuck e. cheese video please i’m trying not to think about that

[jay, rip]

hey, my names jayson and i don’t know what i want out of life

[jay, rip]

yoooo.... today’s lab was highkey... eventful

[jay, rip]

“hey can you drive me home and i’ll show you my books and you can borrow whatever you want”

[jay, rip]

i drove him home but nothing happened except for the fact that i couldn’t find parking outside of his complex so i couldn’t go down and look at his books

[jay, rip]

one of my cats had a 💩 accident all over the floor, cleaning it was ajmsndjaksjsndna i gagged so much

[jay, rip]

in my chuck e. cheese goody bag i got temporary tattoos yo

[jay, rip]

i put one on my arm and my mom was like “is that where you’re gonna get your permanent tattoo” and i’m like I don’t know maybe, why and she’s like “LMAO NOT WHILE IM ALIVE”

[jay, rip]

should’ve known that it was a trick question

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What’s Chuck E Cheese?

[jay, rip]

i like that you’re broken, broken like me ♥️

[jay, rip]

highkey got so much to do, highkey went to a pottery place instead

[jay, rip]

i picked up M and N in my car and we went and on the way back there was no one on the side streets and i had the music on 53 and we were jamming out and N put it on her SC private story but accidentally clicked her regular story so her brother saw and told her she’s never allowed to be in a car with me again lmao

[jay, rip]

bc i’m “reckless” and “irresponsible” and i’m like,,,??? i had my eyes on the road at all times and i was obeying the laws

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but yeah i made a pot

[jay, rip]

more like a vase tbh

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TO BE HONEST IM A FUCKING MESS OKAY

[jay, rip]

i love the internet bc i can scream shit into the void

[jay, rip]

he was her everything, she was his DQ blizzard of the month

[jay, rip]

jay wrote: "he was her everything, she was his DQ blizzard of the month"

and here we see a prime example of why jayson shouldn’t be awake at 2 am with the power to post anything he wants on here

[jay, rip]

he was her everythung, she was nothing but the blue shell in mario kart when you’re in first place