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me: yes

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why is this exam being like this yknow

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i’m home and i’m gonna take a nice warm bath yknow

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honestly fuck life i just want to take a nap

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i’ve got the strange desire to get blackout drunk and wake up next to a stranger

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“still no eyebrows?” - me trying to flirt

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sometimes i’m the smoothest person in the world and other times i’m trying to compliment someone but end up insulting them instead

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i’m so cold

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me: whomst the FUCC chewed my headphones
both cats: ...

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tonight has been ironic, to say the least. his name is zayne.

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me: it’s freezing
z: put on a shirt
me: no wtf why would i do that

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i’m tired

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i impulse bought myself a valentine’s day gift. apple pencil and chocolate covered strawberries.

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ok my apple pencil is officially my new favorite thing lmao

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i’ve switched over from notebooks and pens to notability and a stylus (now an apple pencil) and i feel like i’m saving the environment??

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baby steps yknow

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anyway i’m actually rly excited for the SB party

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i would also like to see brady win another ring so he can flex on everyone telling him to retire

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“hey wanna get married”

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“my dentist won’t pull my wisdom tooth, can you do it for me”

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“i’ll give you five bucks if you snort this catnip like cocaine”

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YOOOOO my mom made me FRESH SALSA today and GOD BLESS it was fucking DELCIOUS

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i was grateful for those 3 days off of classes last week but TBHHHHH i’m HIGHKEY stressing bc now i have like a double workload for this weekend/next week to catch up on everything,,?

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i’m thinking of cutting my hair again lmao

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it grows so damn fast, like wtf bud stay above my ears and we’re chill, but every time i cut it, it grows back down to like my shoulders-ish and i look like i’m a wannabe brunet kurt cobain

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im just trying to make the best of things right now.

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just keep swimming

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cheers to a boring superbowl

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not gonna lie tho, tom brady holding his daughter in one arm while confetti rained down on them was totally daddy daughter goals

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to be fucking honest i love the idea of having a kid and being a cute dad but??? i definitely am not cut out to be a parent. like i get annoyed really quickly and have literally no patience with my niblings, imagine having to raise a freaking kid

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like i’d need to marry someone who’s a goddamn saint and will do 90% of the dirty work

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like ok but i’d be a cute ass dad. once i’m older and a bit deeper into the process of life, i’ll be cute w a lil man bun undercut and hopefully a beard and some tats and like wearing a polo so my arm tats can show and i’d have a cute baby toddler on my shoulders and then like my partner would be walking by us pushing a stroller with a smoller version of the first kid and i’d be like damn oh fuck i am married i have a cute family what the fuck i thought i’d be dead four years ago

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like the ideal is really nice but i genuinely can’t stand children for more than an hour at a time

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maybe i’ll just like, babysit C’s baby if they have one

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for now i’ll stick to destroying my body with tobacco and never settling for more than like three weeks at a time

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i need a fucking vacation

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for now i’m just pinning house stuff bc my mom said she’s get my bathroom remodeled

[jericho]

jay wrote: "for now i’ll stick to destroying my body with tobacco and never settling for more than like three weeks at a time"

lets not do that

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mel wrote: "jay wrote: "for now i’ll stick to destroying my body with tobacco and never settling for more than like three weeks at a time"

lets not do that"

mood

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kinda wanna skip lab and just sleep another three hours, kinda wanna actually get a good grade tho

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i lost 3 pounds uwu

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healthy diet is doin me a good

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jay wrote: "kinda wanna skip lab and just sleep another three hours, kinda wanna actually get a good grade tho"

update: i went to lab but i actually fell asleep in lab lmao

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i ordered this lotion that’s supposed to cure my biggest medicinal issue so please pray that it works lmao

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i’m like, it’s prolly a scam, but who knows lmao

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i’m gonna go scoop cat shit out of a box now

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hey, just an FYI to people who read this/talk to me regularly/wrote with me...
i’m probably gonna have majorly decreased activity on the internet/social media in general, i’m really trying to work on myself and the web is a huge distraction to me.
i’ll still be here, i’ll still be trying to keep up with RPs (because those make me happy and i’m trying to do more of what makes me happy), but just less often.

thank youuuuu for bearing with me, i guess we’ll see how long this lasts.

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i wanna do a palentines day for my fellow single queers this v day

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last year’s party consisted of a few friends who are now no longer single

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i realize now that i haven’t had any water all day, and it was supposed to be day one of my “drinking more water” kick