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PEMDAS lol

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one time i was brushing my teeth and when i spit, it was black. like pure black toothpaste spit?? i was like wtf bc usually it’s red??

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ok i googled it and it turns out it’s just a side effect of pepto bismol which actually makes a lot of sense

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my pain pills cause even more pain but in different areas so i have to take different pain pills to cover up the pain from the first pain pills but that’s just showbiz baby

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so yeah now my nightly meds include both mobic and tylenol xtra strength

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i’m super gay

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hey uhhhh i need this tooth pulled but yknow my dentist is a bitch and he won’t pull it out for me unless he sees it first, which suxxcks bc i have to drive all the way out there this week for him to see it and then again next week for him to pull it??

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like fuck off sis

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this dude is the only dentist that i know of that takes my insurance that i actually trust to take a scalpel to my mouth

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i wonder if he’ll let me keep the tooth lmao

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can’t forget the dumbass that did my braces tho, my mom made me
go to him bc he did my siblings braces but goddamn he was a pervert and didn’t take my insurance and was like obsessed with pinching my cheeks

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not gonna lie. he did a damn good job. my teeth are straighter than i’ll ever be.

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but he was a fucking pervert

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i realize now that the cause of my cracked tailbone may not be because of a fall

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hey maybe PT will help with that too

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love is a capitalist scam

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why do people romanticize being clingy? jesus. i need my fucking space from people. stop getting on my ass about not talking to you for seven hours. i’m not going to drop everything in my already insanely busy life to sit by my phone 25/8 and tell you about everything i do. what the fuck.

[jay, rip]

i want to fucking scream at a wall, i’m so fucking frustrated

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i want everyone to GO AWAY and just leave me with my fucking calculus textbook because my ass has an exam tomorrow that i plan on getting an A on.

[jay, rip]

i’m putting down my phone for a few hours, don’t worry about me or get on my ass because i’m “disappearing”. i need to study. i know that i’m your “entire life”, but i have got shit to do.

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rant over. see ya.

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i’m asking that nobody comments on my journal until further notice. thanks.

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SHINE wrote: "Jay! I did it! I made it to 300 Views on my journal!"

awesome! i’ll move you to the right folder

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jay wrote: "i’m asking that nobody comments on my journal until further notice. thanks."

my hissy fit is over, y’all can say whatever tf you want now

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https://youtu.be/CnAwd0V9aoo

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tbh i hate people

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i think i should swear off relationships for a while because i fucking can’t do this again

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it’s called... trust... where you don’t have to worry every 5 minutes about your partner cheating... wtf

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you can’t justify toxic with more toxic

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a moment of silence for KJRM

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i gotta pee

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i’m too lazy to get up

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why is my mom awake and playing w the cats it’s midnight

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sleeping shirtless is not good when it’s like one degree outside

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i hate it when people are like “good luck finding someone like me ever again” and i’m like.... uhhhhhh.... i don’t fucking want anyone like you ever again

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when life gives you yeast make yeastonade

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my mom doesn’t want me to go to a tattoo parlor for this piercing and i’m like... ok i’m not about to get it done at fucking claire’s... wtf

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i’m mapping out my tats and i really want this one now but i know i have to wait until After Surgery but cmon it’s badass

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also lowkey wanna get a tat that’ll be highkey problematic but i really want it and just wanna say duck it to anyone offended by it

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it means a lot to me. the symbol has been reclaimed by my community. people are probably going to hate me for it but... 🤷‍♂️

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ok so i want that one on my left forearm, the other thing on my chest, my hogwarts outline on my right bicep...

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i really want to get that piercing tmr but i don’t want to do it somewhere with a piercing gun??

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wtf i am 18 i should be able to go to a tattoo parlor and be like hey put a cuff on my helix why is my mother like this

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i’m still too young to get into the place i want to go to.

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i realize now that i can get in, bc i’m 18, but they’ll give me a wristband that means i can’t do the 21+ stuff

[Lynx ~ 10/1 Never Forgotten]

jay wrote: "jay wrote: "i’m asking that nobody comments on my journal until further notice. thanks."

my hissy fit is over, y’all can say whatever tf you want now"

You know you could put your phone on do not disturb mode when you're studying :P

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i would check it anyway lol i have 0 self control

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me: i think i’m into this person
me: pretends to be waiting for my ride outside of the room i know they’re in so i can say hi when they eventually walk out

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men with man buns will forever have my entire heart

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did you mean: yourself?