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jay wrote: "apparently bryan adams was 9 during the summer of 69, my life is a lie"

^^

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it’s me and charlie’s 3 year friendiversary ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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me: i’m sane
me: singing post malone to my cats

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lebanese culture is finding out that someone else is lebanese and then spending 30 mins talking about your villages and trying to figure out if you’re related

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i HIGHKEY need to shower but i’ve been in the same spot for 30 mins now so 🤷‍♂️

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i really need a vacation

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somewhere warm and tropical

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when i was 6 my mom put me in ballet classes to help with my clumsiness
i’m 18 and i still fell when getting out of the pickup

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to be fair, it was icy

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it’s holocaust remembrance day, let’s try not to let genocide happen again ok

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bruh i’m in so much fucking pain

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my goddamn kidneys feel like they’re shriveled

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yo so red lobster has endless shrimp on monday’s before 6, guess who’s going to destroy their entire shellfish supply tmr? THIS BITCHHH

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i can’t wait to eat 4 dishes of shrimp scampi

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yknow those little blue bowls they put the shrimps in? covered in butter and oil and that white wine reduction? those shrimps can beat me with a rake and i’d say thank you

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how about that wood grilled shrimp skewer, eh? brushed with butter? charred perfectly?

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ifjdhdgagdjjkc i love shrimp

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i think seafood might be my favorite genre of food

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i just reread those comments and i sound like i’m fucking insane

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i got yelled at to stop talking about food on here so now i’m describing how much i love shrimp to someone on twitter

[Lynx ~ 10/1 Never Forgotten]

...I have boycotted eating shrimp personally. When I do eat it Im super selective and it's extremely rare. I think Ive had shrimp maybe once in the last 5 years. Like I love shrimp, I just can't ethically support it... I won't go into details though because I don't want to be a spoil sport. Lol. (But really, I genuinely feel everyone should be an educated shrimp consumer so I recommended looking up the problems related to farming and catching it)

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jay wrote: "yknow those little blue bowls they put the shrimps in? covered in butter and oil and that white wine reduction? those shrimps can beat me with a rake and i’d say thank you"

this almost needs an nsfw tag 😂

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kass i’m not sexually attracted to shrimp i swear

@lynx— i’m an animal lover but like. shrimp. they’re so yummy. and lobster. they get boiled alive but. they’re. so yummy.

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good news lads, class is cancelled bc of the snow and i’m using my day off to go get some SHRIMP.

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“i have a pet shrimp do you want me to ask him if he will beat you with a rake” -someone legit just texted me this

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bc i went on a “i love shrimp” rant on every social media i own except for insta lmao

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me when i first got my phone 5 years ago: i’m not gonna become addicted to social media!! i swear!!! i’ll only have a couple of social media apps!! i’m not gonna be dependent on the internet!!

me now: tumblr, goodreads, facebook, snapchat, instagram, twitter, posts to whatsapp story, doesn’t get off of phone, banking apps on phone instead of actually depositing checks in person, texting constantly, group chats always buzzing, refreshes twitter TL 50 times a day, is 100% dependent on my phone and does not know what i’d do without it

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i used to be like that with shrimp highkey tbh until everything.

ALSO MOOD. I HAVE 4 INSTA ACCOUNTS AND AVERAGE 7 HOURS A DAY ON MY PHONE LMAOOO. all i do is switch between social media apps.

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i turned off screen time bc i do not wanna see the fact that i spend 90% of my dad checking my phone

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mine comes up and is like "Your time has gone down 30% from last week to just 7 hours and 45 minutes."
And I usually do GR on my computer so oops.

[Lynx ~ 10/1 Never Forgotten]

jay wrote: "kass i’m not sexually attracted to shrimp i swear

@lynx— i’m an animal lover but like. shrimp. they’re so yummy. and lobster. they get boiled alive but. they’re. so yummy."

Oh Im an animal lover too and I eat meat no problem, it's just shrimp that I have the largest issue with for environmental reasons. Like beef is bad too but shrimp is 10x as bad....

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😭 i ate a lot of shrimps today

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me eating garlic shrimp scampi should literally be considered pornography

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anyway i start physical therapy soon

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also i got pills for my pain

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but only 2 months worth bc the doc said that by then the physical therapy should start strengthening my muscles and stuff

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i’m also going to the dentist on friday and they’re gonna look at my wisdom tooth yo

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somebody once me that when you get out your wisdom teeth it actually makes you smarter but i honestly don’t remember who told me that so i can’t ask them further questions but hopefully it helps with my grades yo

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i also just had a mini panic attack in my bathroom bc i thought that my first quiz in my CIS class was tmr but it’s thursday

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i also have a chem rec quiz on wednesday and i’m so clueless on that but tbh i’m just praying that they cancel classes that day bc the high is like -6 and the wind chills are down to -35

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“it feels like absolute zero out there” -my dramatic ass

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it snowed 6 inches today and the mystery person that shovels our snow came by and did it but i watched through the window and got a peak of his face. it’s one of my brothers friends. he put his snowblower in his pickup and came to clean up our driveway bc he knows that since my brother is gone no one else can do it in the house

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sweet of him

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yesterday it snowed 3 inches and we hired some rando boys to come shovel our driveway and sidewalk and i made them hot chocolate and they got so happy

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so at red lobster we got endless shrimp and we sat there for 2 hours eating round after round of skewers and scampi but eventually they cut us off bc they said it ends at 6 pm

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but after i ate more shrimp than i ever thought possible, y dad got ice cream sent to the table

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it was vanilla but it came w this amazing raspberry reduction and chocolate sauce

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also the waitress was like “ok hun i know you like whipped cream” so she put me extra whip on my ice cream bc i asked for extra whip on my strawberry daiquiri

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but the roads were awful

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like we took my dad’s jeep bc my little chevy car would not be able to make it over that snow. like the streets weren’t shoveled at all.