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regina do it

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you first

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what

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how am i supposed to do it i dont even know georgie

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you- you're not allowed to call him Georgie that's like me calling mykayla daddy

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georgie

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daddy

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thats fucking weird stop it

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don't call me daddy

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ew no im calling mykayla that

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can mykie come back now this is worse than the elephant conversation

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what elephant conversation

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this isn't awkward at all

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where you. do things in an elephant costume because it's always a fox. "Let me just. Tape this elephant trunk on my face"

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what

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what

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what

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one time i was in my basement watching a tim burton movie with a friend and she leaned over and kissed me really hard and i was like what the fuck was that and she’s like “it was a kiss” and then she kissed me again and anyway that’s how my first kiss with a chick went all those years ago and that’s also why i can never watch nightmare before christmas the same way ever again

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I have to kill you now

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the thing was she had a boyfriend so like that kiss was a really weird kiss and it tasted like peppermint and i hate peppermint with a burning passion

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fløwer wrote: "I have to kill you now"

please don’t murder me i have a child

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tomorrow im gonna clean my room real good. deep clean, vacuum, change the sheets, etc.

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jay wrote: "fløwer wrote: "I have to kill you now"

please don’t murder me i have a child"

it has to be an orphan because i was told to kill you i don't make the rules

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ok so today i decided to be productive and i was cleaning misha’s room and kitten proofing it, right. i figured i’d just clean real quick and then go finish making dinner (hubby material wow). so i’m moving the cushions off of the couch to vacuum under them and the vacuum stops working. i’m like, wtf. so i check the plug and it’s plugged in, i moved the outlet and it still wasn’t working, i carried it upstairs and tried an upstairs outlet and it STILL wasn’t working. so i was like whatever i gotta finish and i went back downstairs and finished cleaning what i could without a vacuum and went back upstairs to finish dinner.

so then after a while my mom comes in and she’s like what’s with the vacuum, i explained that i couldn’t fix it bc i had to finish dinner and she’s like ok lemme try. so she plugs it in. and it fucking works. i’m like??? WHAT THE FUCK why does everything i touCH just DIE

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fløwer wrote: "jay wrote: "fløwer wrote: "I have to kill you now"

please don’t murder me i have a child"

it has to be an orphan because i was told to kill you i don't make the rules"

no misha needs a daddy

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jay wrote: "fløwer wrote: "jay wrote: "fløwer wrote: "I have to kill you now"

please don’t murder me i have a child"

it has to be an orphan because i was told to kill you i don't make the rules"

no misha ne..."

i cant stay away from that word apparently

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daddy gina

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please... no

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daddy georgie

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father george

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legal guardian george

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as a catholic father George is weird but i can tolerate legal guardian george

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omg you’re catholic no way

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omg it doesnt show? no way

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that’s awesome dude

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one time i had sex with someone who claimed to be catholic but i don’t believe it

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it was wild lol

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jay wrote: "that’s awesome dude"

is that sarcasm

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no i’m serious

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Catholics are pretty wild people they probably were. or they just said they were because people find that attractive or somethin

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no i mean he was dead serious he was like “i’m catholic i love god” and then proceeded to do things that i’d imagine no catholic should ever do

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lmao idk why it's awesome but thanks

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again. you'd be surprised

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damn tho he was an interesting fellow

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i wonder if he’s still alive

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lmao catholics are also the only religion of people I know who dont give a shit about cussing ? for some reason?

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strangely enough i don’t think i’ve heard this guy cuss

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just get him mad over something ... if he's still alive

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if he’s still alive. lord knows. he dropped out our junior year and deleted his twitter.

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who knows but you have a twitter and didn't even tell me im hurt