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my christmas gift from charlie comes in on saturday and i’m so excited

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am. thorsty. where is water. why is my cup empty.

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jay wrote: "am. thorsty. where is water. why is my cup empty."

i still haven't had water wow

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"im cynical and i hate peppermint"

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how weird will it be if i message you for casual conversation on boy advice?

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go right ahead

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try to stuff it all in but it don’t even fit

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so i needed help roasting a friend of mine bc we were being assholes to each other and i sent a picture of him to a couple people and i’m like “help me roast” and literally EVERYONE was like “why would i roast him he’s so cute” ajjnnKjajakaksnsns it’s hard being mean

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“why would i roast him he’s so cute”
UHhhhHHH because he’s a fucking asshole and i love him enough to destroy his life

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okay that was really dramatic

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it’s highkey awesome tho it’s called a mini museum and it’s like this glass thing with a bunch of small pieces of history encased in it. like everything from a piece of the egyptian pyramids to a little space rock to a morsel of diana and charles’s wedding cake and even a piece of steve job’s turtleneck

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https://shop.minimuseum.com/products/...

if you wanted to check it out there’s the link. maybe i’m a nerd but it’s super awesome and i want it.

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i’m highkey convinced that 99% of my family is more excited for misha than i am. my uncles wife bought her an outfit.

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i’m like ??? why

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she got my cat a christmas gift and she hasn’t seen me in months

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jay wrote: "https://shop.minimuseum.com/products/......"

this is a GREAT xmas gift for the nerd in your life ok i’m actually really happy i found this thing. i just gotta find an excuse to buy it now.

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“have i sent you the fish titties yet?” -kass

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“is he still my ex if we didn’t actually date?”

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i love going out of my way to compliment someone and then getting left on read

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her: he’s really cute i wonder if he’s single
me: no
her: ????
me: you can’t date him
her: what why not
me: because the only pictures he puts on his IG are of him holding fish he’s caught. unacceptable.

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i wish i could say “????” out loud it would make my life so much better

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my feet are cold

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even as i wander. i’m keeping you in sight. you’re a candle in the window on a cold dark winters night. and i’m getting closer than i ever thought i mighttttTTTT

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the waistband on these briefs is horrible. it’s literally cutting into my skin

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guess i’ll die

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why is this so funny to me

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stop laughing at my pain

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i still feel weird from how much blood they took

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like i kept thinking she was done but nope she kept adding tubes

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“we have to figure out what’s wrong with you hun” fuck off please let me die in peace

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i’m such a brat about going to see doctors but i’m fucking sick of it

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i think the longest in my life i’ve gone without seeing a doctor was like a two month stretch

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like just. i know i need it. i need my med adjustments and therapist and i need to find out wtf is going on with my thyroid and kidneys and stuff but cmon man i just want a break

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your pain amused me

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HOLY SHIT I DIDNT EVEN SEE ANY OF THOSE AFTER STOP LAUGHING AT MY PAIN AND NOW I FEEL BAD

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shhdcjvv you’re an asshole

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I am: sorry

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you are: good
i am: just messing

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are you: mocking me
is that: necessary

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uh: yes

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that is: mean

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i: know

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can you: not

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you: deserve this

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or: do i

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yes: you do

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i think: not

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go fix: your camera

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im: trying

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try: harder