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the selenite lives next to my bed and when i wake up with anxiety i just grab it and it helps

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anyway i’m gonna go clean up my room and then switch my laundry

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and then maybe either read a book (Wuthering Heights) or so some of my chemistry homework

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the chem isn’t due for a while but i might get started on it early

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my nephew has been following me around all day. i jumped a mile high bc i was putting laundry and i turned around and all of a sudden there’s someone behind me bc he followed me. and then i went upstairs to my bathroom and he was outside the door the entire time.

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he wants to play on the Switch with me

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did i tell y’all? my brother gave me his Nintendo Switch

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also theres a thunderstorm outside rn and it’s really bad and there’s a black kitten sitting under my car

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i’m not allowed to bring it inside bc my brother can’t be near pet dander

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so for the time being i’m just letting it chill under my car bc it’s dry under there

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speaking of the car- my dad just got me it. it’s a 2016 chevy cruze. it’s like a whiteish silver color, and i named it Catpernicus

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i haven’t driven it other than the test drive from the dealer though, because it doesn’t have plates yet and they’re still transferring the registration or smthg

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so for now i’m driving my mom’s lease still

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but i do have a car that’s serving as a shelter for a black kitten in my backyard

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game plan is to clean myself up and change, clean up my room, then go switch my laundry

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ready set go

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me: mom can you eat my artichokes
mom: what

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pls mom

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i’m actually dead inside

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me: you’re like
me: really hot

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jay wrote: "me: you’re like
me: really hot"

this is me to everyone tbh

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i find a lot of people attractive, no lie

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y’all are just so cute with your cute lil faces and gahhh

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should i text first 🤔

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F might be mad at me so i was just like “love you🤗” in a gc, let’s see what she says

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she responded with “love you too😢” WITH THE CRYING FACE

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is she mad or is she sad

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deleting a bunch of comments on here to sensor what someone sees...

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i trust you. 🤗🤗

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trust is a big thing so like. yknow.

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i’m dying of heatstroke i think

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why is it 80 degrees it’s legit. october.

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the internet is wonderful

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harambe was killed on my best friends 16th bday, rip

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snorf

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can someone volunteer their dog to be my cuddle buddy

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what the duck it’s 2 am

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me: hey siri, is donald trump
siri: is donald trump what
me: no that’s it that’s the whole question

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NO.

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are we all just a bunch of high ons hetting high in different ways bc i think we are

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did i just expose my drug dealer to my mom

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brother: get me some weed or smthg hurry
all of us: grabs phones and starts texting

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so in short my bro doesn’t have his med card yet so we just kind of all winged it and texted people we knew but my mom was just like how tf do y’all have all these dealers on speed dial

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plot twist tho: the person who got hash oil to us first was the person MY MOM TEXTED

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so! rip us!

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on tuesday it’ll be 2 weeks since my brother was given 2 weeks to live

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what’s today, sunday?

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“remember the muffin video of you being high”

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where’s charlie. i miss charlie.

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this has been a PSA