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They look weird....
.-.

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The color looks really unnatural but I mean they're doritos, everything about them is unnatural. XD

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890 Whatsapp messages... O__O

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Ayah {half of a whole} wrote: "Apparently the reason why they evacuated the school was because someone called in a bomb threat"

That was like over here last June. All the high schools got threats at least once. My school got it during finals week so we lost like a half hour of our test, but luckily it wasn't a test that needed much time. It was my Advanced Forensics class. The final was broken up into two parts: The lab and the written. We were in the lab when they called for a soft lockdown as the police came in and searched the school for a possible bomb.

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They've tried locking it down before, and searching for a bomb but the school is HUGE. They always end up just evacuating us and telling us to go home. When it's really serious, they don't make us come to school the next day, either.
I'm guessing it must be a thing with bigger city schools, though.

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To do: 20/9/15

-Finish chemistry homework.
-Clean up bedroom.
-Lions game @ 1.
-Watch Friday's episode of Girl Meets World.

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Ayah {half of a whole} wrote: "They've tried locking it down before, and searching for a bomb but the school is HUGE. They always end up just evacuating us and telling us to go home. When it's really serious, they don't make us ..."

Yea, I'm in a big city school too XP The only reason they didn't evacuate my school was because of the finals and the principal was given the choice on what to do because the police were 95% sure it was a hoax since bimb threats were happening for the past week at each high school. The other schools evacuated because it was before finals and before they knew it was a hoax.

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I hate how no matter how thin I get, my thighs always look gross.

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Fuck chemistry. It's football time.

Not literally fuck chemistry, though. That would probably hurt.

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Please don't fuck chemistry; I'd prefer not to be cheated on.

Ayah, you're beautiful. There is nothing wrong with your body.

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Postgames with Ayah

Final score: Vikings 26, Lions 16.

I'm going to start with defense here, because that's less of a piss-off.
Trust me, it's still a piss-off though.
Anyway, Ngata was doing alright in the first quarter. I liked that play where he batted the ball outta Bridgewater's hands-- a very Suh-like move. However, after that he was of no utmost significance. Mathis and Abdulla need to up their blocking game- it's bad. Real bad. Real, real bad. I'm not going to complain too much about defense, even though there is much to complain about, because let's be honest here- no matter who you are, you will always have trouble stopping Adrian Peterson. That man is like a machine. Not to mention the fact that Teddy Bridgewater was totally on the ball today, making it even harder for our already suckish defense.

Offense, here we go. Stafford, my man... look, you suck. You suck, badly. The decisions you were making, the way that I could barely tell who you were targeting, the fact that you CANNOT TAKE A GODDAMN HIT FOR YOUR LIFE, it kills me. Physically hurts. WHO THE HELL RUNS THE BALL ON THIRD AND TWELVE? WHY? WHY WHY WHY???????? WHY ARE YOU THROWING IT AWAY WHEN RIDDICK WAS RIGHT OPEN? WHY DID YOU PASS TO RIDDICK FOR A GAIN OF TWO DAMN YARDS WHEN CALVIN WAS OPEN AT THE THIRTY? WHY WAS EVERY SECOND HALF PLAY A TURNOVER? W H Y CANT YOU DEFINE A TARGET?
Jesus Christ. That was some of the worst offense I've ever seen. Rushing yards were horrendous, I don't even think they totaled more than 60 the whole game. Joique Bell, my man, what's with you? I thought I could count on you? I know you're like 30 but… bruh. Stop sucking. Please and thank you.
I'm somewhat happy with the amount of times Calvin Johnson was targeted… somewhat. It seemed as if, after the first quarter, Stafford took a hint from Bridgewater, who had been targeting his best player, A.P., and started to target Megatron some more. The issue here is that the passes are off. Reallllllyyyy off. If we had someone with a bit of, you know, intelligence and ability to throw, Calvin could've caught every pass thrown his way. Same thing goes for Golden Tate. He's good, Stafford isn't.
Alright, alright, I'll stop roasting our QB here. I give the guy credit for taking a few hard hits, he was all blood, sweat and tears by that last personal foul where he was shoved into a bench out of bounds on a delayed hit. That final touchdown to Ebron was also all Stafford-- not just the pass, but the fact that he was able to round everyone up and get a play in even though there shouldn't actually have been a play there in the first place.
Also, props to Ihegibo (did I spell that right? I don't think I did.) for his mean defense. Twice, he managed to strip A.P. of the ball, which was a huge accomplishment.
Overall, there was so much more bad than good. IF we're lucky, I think that by week 6, we'll have a win. That's if we're lucky.

Everyone else: Green Bay hasn't played yet. Chicago got slaughtered by the Cardinals, Jay Cutler is injured; although he wasn't doing much for the team to begin with.

Conclusion: [spoken like a true Detroiter] We ain't makin' the playoffs thi'syeer. We be lucky if we geetin a few winz.

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Zephyrine wrote: "Please don't fuck chemistry; I'd prefer not to be cheated on.

Ayah, you're beautiful. There is nothing wrong with your body."

Don't worry, Chem isn't worthy enough to be competition ;)

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Ayah's biggest dream is meeting Ethan! XD

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Whatever {BadAssKass} wrote: "Ayah's biggest dream is meeting Ethan! XD"

How'd you know?? :O

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XD I just knew. I just did XD

[notyourfriend, supposedly dead.]

O.o Ethan as in...?

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Caitlyn, dear, I think you know XD

[notyourfriend, supposedly dead.]

O_O

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;)

[notyourfriend, supposedly dead.]

This is very fishy..

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Pffft, we're totally not planning anything. Right, Kassi? :P

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Neeeveeerrrr.

[notyourfriend, supposedly dead.]

>.< What?

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Noooooooothing. :P

[notyourfriend, supposedly dead.]

Aghhhhh stoppppppppppp!!

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Absolutely nothing ;)

[notyourfriend, supposedly dead.]

SPEAK!

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Nothing at alllll. ;)

[notyourfriend, supposedly dead.]

Terrible lying skills over here >.<

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Nope. Nothing.

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XD

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Quote(s) of the day:

"Wipe that smile off of your face before I throw your ass out if here. No one smiles in this room without MY permission."
-My batshit crazy chemistry teacher

"The order of operations, that's Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag, right?"
-Deanna, in Algebra II

"Who the FUCK hunts whales? Why the FUCK did they burn whale fat? This isn't Moby fucking Dick!"
-A.H., to our APUSH teacher.

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Brother: So with the cash I have saved up, I can either buy an engagement ring or put a down payment on an F-150.
Sister: When are you going to pop the question?
Brother: I already know the answer.
Me: Wait, she said yes?!
Brother: No, the insurance approved me for another car.
Me: *eye roll* Loser.
Sister: So you'd rather have a car… than a wife?
Brother: First off, it's a truck. And second, trucks don't talk back.
Me: LOSER. *leaves room*

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Haha. That's funny

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You should put something with all these snarky recordings into his truck to prove him wrong.

[notyourfriend, supposedly dead.]

Ayah {half of a whole} wrote: "Pffft, we're totally not planning anything. Right, Kassi? :P"

Whatever {BadAssKass} wrote: "Nope. Nothing."

Ayah {half of a whole} wrote: "XD"

So uhhhhh, am I ever going to know?

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How olds your brother and sister.

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Cαiтℓуn ~"Caffeine is Christian Cocaine"~ wrote: "Ayah {half of a whole} wrote: "Pffft, we're totally not planning anything. Right, Kassi? :P"

Whatever {BadAssKass} wrote: "Nope. Nothing."

Ayah {half of a whole} wrote: "XD"

So uhhhhh, am I ever..."

Probably not.

[notyourfriend, supposedly dead.]

Whatever {BadAssKass} wrote: "Cαiтℓуn ~"Caffeine is Christian Cocaine"~ wrote: "Ayah {half of a whole} wrote: "Pffft, we're totally not planning anything. Right, Kassi? :P"

Whatever {BadAssKass} wrote: "Nope. Nothing."

Ayah {..."

WHYYYYY?????

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✴AJ Fray✴ wrote: "How olds your brother and sister."

25 and 26.

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How old are you?

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Cαiтℓуn ~"Caffeine is Christian Cocaine"~ wrote: "Whatever {BadAssKass} wrote: "Cαiтℓуn ~"Caffeine is Christian Cocaine"~ wrote: "Ayah {half of a whole} wrote: "Pffft, we're totally not planning anything. Right, Kassi? :P"

Whatever {BadAssKass} w..."

;)

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✴AJ Fray✴ wrote: "How old are you?"

15. :P

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Haha. Nice age difference there :)

[notyourfriend, supposedly dead.]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Yeeeeah, I was kind of an accident. :P

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Cαiтℓуn ~"Caffeine is Christian Cocaine"~ wrote: "Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????..."

;))

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Haha. The accidents are always the fun ones.

[notyourfriend, supposedly dead.]

Ayah {half of a whole} wrote: "Yeeeeah, I was kind of an accident. :P"

*highfives*

[notyourfriend, supposedly dead.]

Ayah {half of a whole} wrote: "Cαiтℓуn ~"Caffeine is Christian Cocaine"~ wrote: "Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??????????..."

Come onnnnnnn