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Jul 12, 2015 11:05AM
Maybe you have secret big bros xD
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Yes, they're invisible and are allergic to sunlight :P
Aw, don't worry. Yes, that post was referring to you ;)
My sister owed me $20 and she gave me 20 singles -_-
It's a quote but I'll do my best not to die :P
Vehan, you and I are the king and queen of unhealthy XD
How am I unhealthy xD according to science maybe I am, but according to doctors, I'm superhuman xD
I like the superhuman part better :P
So, you see how your body naturally compensates for your lack of ligament function? What if you were to like, grow wings or something equally batshit crazy? As a form of compensation for your legs?
Well, that would be awesome xD but I do have something else hoe my body had adapted xD
The whole being built thing, right?
Nope, my skin super densified... So my skin is super super hard to pierce. It took my surgeon 30 mins to cut through it xD
Are you freaking kidding me XD
So I can't stab you with a carrot XD
Oh and when normally people get hit by a car their bones take all the strain and break but when I get hit by a car my body stretches out xD
And I can transfer pain. So if my leg hurts then I can ignore then pain and feel it somewhere else xD
But only to a certain degree
So I'm starting to really lean towards the superhuman thing XD Can I buy you a cape XD
You can by me a vibranium shield, I can't stop bullets xD
I'll just zap (paz?) over to South Africa to give it to you then XD But only when the power's on xD
I'm in my room, there's not much place to hide xD
I would tell you to go take a shower but you already did so XD
Only in your wildest, most erotic dreams, P ;D
Right, I forgot, your dreams are filled with your kinky bathroom fetish XD
I knew that was coming... You know I will make you xD
Oh yeah, because if I don't you'll shove a gag in my mouth or something XD
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