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I need Mansi RIGHT FUCKING NOW but I can't find herRRRRR UGH

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"Where the hell did you come from?"
"I followed your skinny fucking ass. Now TALK."

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Please please please please pleasssseeeee go to the library today… I need you… ughhhhhhh…

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I'm so bored and I'm like a mess oh

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I'm bored and I miss him and need to talk to her

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Why is no one online

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Alec Caitlyn Kassi Ember Zephy Dylan Lizzy Shiv Mei SOMEONE PLEASE ENTERTAIN ME

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you better be nice you better be good because Santa clause is coming to town he sees you when you're sleeping he knows when you're awake he knows when you've been good or bad and he's gonna fuck you in the ass

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is that entertaining

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everything is brown his shit his eyes his ugly shirt brownnnnnn brownnnNNnNnn

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Halsey remix

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mei [ sᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ғɪʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴏᴜʀ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇs ғᴏʀ ғᴜɴ ] wrote: "you better be nice you better be good because Santa clause is coming to town he sees you when you're sleeping he knows when you're awake he knows when you've been good or bad and he's gonna fuck yo..."

OMF I'm crying XD

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;)))

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Thanks fam I appreciate your entertainment :')

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np I'm here every hour literally

[notyourfriend, supposedly dead.]

Ayah •Loving him more than anything• wrote: "Alec Caitlyn Kassi Ember Zephy Dylan Lizzy Shiv Mei SOMEONE PLEASE ENTERTAIN ME"

I was in parent-teacher conference >.<

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah •Loving him more than anything• wrote: "Alec Caitlyn Kassi Ember Zephy Dylan Lizzy Shiv Mei SOMEONE PLEASE ENTERTAIN ME"

*regrets I was packing*
Sorry PJ.
Talk to Bob, he fixes everything.

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Cαiтℓуn ~Just keep pullin' me through the fire~ wrote: "Ayah •Loving him more than anything• wrote: "Alec Caitlyn Kassi Ember Zephy Dylan Lizzy Shiv Mei SOMEONE PLEASE ENTERTAIN ME"

I was in parent-teacher conference >.<"

Yikes. >.<

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Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{Only Way i'm Leaving is Dead} wrote: "Ayah •Loving him more than anything• wrote: "Alec Caitlyn Kassi Ember Zephy Dylan Lizzy Shiv Mei SOMEONE PLEASE ENTERTAIN ME"

*regrets I was packing*
Sorry PJ.
Talk to Bob, he fixes everything.
"

Bobbbbbbb. XD

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XD Truth! He does fix everything!

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He does XD

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Starbucks is honestly life

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I need life alert because babe I've fallen for you and I can't get up ;)))

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OH MY GOD THAT WAS HORRIBLE I NEED A LIFE

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Ayah •Loving him more than anything• wrote: "I need life alert because babe I've fallen for you and I can't get up ;)))"

Did you really just say that? XD

[notyourfriend, supposedly dead.]

Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{Only Way i'm Leaving is Dead} wrote: "Ayah •Loving him more than anything• wrote: "I need life alert because babe I've fallen for you and I can't get up ;)))"

Did you really just say that? XD"

My thought exactly XD

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I KNOW THAT WAS HORRIBLE IM SORRY XDD

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Ayah •Loving him more than anything• wrote: "OH MY GOD THAT WAS HORRIBLE I NEED A LIFE"

It's alright. We're all guilty of bad puns.

[notyourfriend, supposedly dead.]

I love puns XD I crack up all the times from them. People think they're cheesy, but I can't help but laugh XD

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Cαiтℓуn ~Just keep pullin' me through the fire~ wrote: "I love puns XD I crack up all the times from them. People think they're cheesy, but I can't help but laugh XD"

I like them too, especially the cringe-worthy ones. XD

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I agree. I think puns are very punny.

[notyourfriend, supposedly dead.]

What is the BEST pun you've ever heard?

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A picture of a cow in a marijuana field captioned "the steaks have never been higher."

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Ayah •Loving him more than anything• wrote: "A picture of a cow in a marijuana field captioned "the steaks have never been higher.""

Holy shit! XD I love that one.

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what do you call a magical owl

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??

[notyourfriend, supposedly dead.]

Ayah •Loving him more than anything• wrote: "A picture of a cow in a marijuana field captioned "the steaks have never been higher.""

XD XD XD

[notyourfriend, supposedly dead.]

mei [ sᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ғɪʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴏᴜʀ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇs ғᴏʀ ғᴜɴ ] wrote: "what do you call a magical owl"

What?

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whoooooodini

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Oh my god XD

[notyourfriend, supposedly dead.]

mei [ sᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ғɪʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴏᴜʀ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇs ғᴏʀ ғᴜɴ ] wrote: "whoooooodini"

XD

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ovary potter: the vagina who bled

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mei [ sᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ғɪʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴏᴜʀ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇs ғᴏʀ ғᴜɴ ] wrote: "ovary potter: the vagina who bled"

MEI XD

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;))))))

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In APUSH today we were each assigned a political cartoon to interpret and present to the class and this was mine:

http://users.humboldt.edu/ogayle/hist...

So of course the second I step up to the smartboard and start talking I read the caption out loud and when my immature ass says "shoving down their throats" i lose my fucking shit and had to sit down

[notyourfriend, supposedly dead.]

Example?

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah •Loving him more than anything• wrote: "In APUSH today we were each assigned a political cartoon to interpret and present to the class and this was mine:

http://users.humboldt.edu/ogayle/hist...

So of course..."

Well. Now you know how I felt when I had to go to an agriculture gathering that was discussing PEACH farming in Oklahoma.

[notyourfriend, supposedly dead.]

Alec Lightwood *Falling, hard, for Her* wrote: "Only one that comes to mind that I absolutely hate is "That was punny." I'm sure I'll think of others."

But that's funny XD

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Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{Only Way i'm Leaving is Dead} wrote: "Ayah •Loving him more than anything• wrote: "In APUSH today we were each assigned a political cartoon to interpret and present to the class and this was mine:

http://users.humboldt.edu/ogayle/hist..."

PEACHES XDDDDDDD IM LAUGHING SO HARD

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Cαiтℓуn ~Just keep pullin' me through the fire~ wrote: "Alec Lightwood *Falling, hard, for Her* wrote: "Only one that comes to mind that I absolutely hate is "That was punny." I'm sure I'll think of others."

But that's funny XD"

Punny**