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I Hate Belly Buttons
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Oh, god. Me too. I mean, a belly button is like the bloody stump of your umbilical cord turned inside out. That's pretty gross.
I thought that belly buttons were for penises until I discovered I had a vagina and not just a pee hole, maybe you and I should have hooked up at age five.
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When I was a kid, after I realized that my penis was meant for sex stuff, I thought you stuck it in a girl's belly button. I didn't know about this thing called the vagina.