What is your favourite bit of Wodehouse?

[James]

"The Right Hon. was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say `When!' " is from Very Good Jeeves, and contains the story where Bertie Wooster confesses to falling in live with Bobbie Wickham, which concerns Jeeves as he considers her red hair dangerous. Luckily, Bertie escapes the chains of marriage when Bobbie suggests that Bertie puncture a rival's hot water bottle with a darning needle on the end of a stick, and then exactly the same suggestion to a rival. Its sensational.