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Thanks Brenda! Found it. by Tom Godwin, written in 1954, three years before Yuri Gagarin made it into space. It was criticised as 'bad engineering' by not having sufficient fuel reserves on the craft to deal with emergencies. However, even today the fuel reserve taken into space are absolutely minimal - then, everything was calculated to the last ounce.

That was an Asimov short story.
Later... maybe not. I know it, and have it somewhere in my library. Will seek it out.
Still later : The Cold Equations by Tom Godwin.
Pete wrote: "I read a poignant short story many years ago of a young girl who stowed away on a mail rocket, to see her brother on some far-flung outpost...."
I'm not sure, but I think you're talking about "Cold Equations" by Tom Godwin.
I'm not sure, but I think you're talking about "Cold Equations" by Tom Godwin.

Sorry, Brenda, false reasoning. If you look again at your door you will see that if you were to utilise the space where the door swings you would not be able to access the door (it's a common misconception). A sliding door is useful only when a hinged door blocks access to something else when open.

I'm not sure, but I think you're talking about "Cold Equations" by Tom Godwin. "
Thanks Ken - you're quite right, only Brenda found it first. I must have read it in the 60's, and it's stuck with me ever since.
I also recall another amusing tale from the same era, based on the concept of mismatched psychologies: this spaceman got captured by aliens, who were trying to extract information so they could invade earth, or some such. He had no chance of escape and no weapons. All he had was a paper clip. Without creating a spoiler, all I will say is: that was all he needed. Anyone remember that one?
Perhaps we should have a 'Does anyone remember...' thread.

This one doesn't bug me at all. Every spaceship and space station we've ever made has hinged doors. That will likely persist for some time as it's the simplest design. I also think that by the time we get to Star Trek levels of interstellar spaceshippery, automatic doors will be so reliable you won't need hinges, but by the same token, interior space won't be at a premium.
If you use the typical Superscience of Trek or Star Wars or Niven's Known Space, where things don't break and the power never goes out, you don't need to manually open a door. But even the Enterprise had a secondary system of moving around that was basically ladders and hinged doors, the Jeffries Tubes. That kind of design makes sense to me, for those Worst Case Scenarios.
If this link works, it should be at 17:00, where Spock is using the Jeffries tubes to get to the engine room in Wrath of Khan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zDexd...



That's the classic short story "The Cold Equations" by Tom Godwin. It's been made into a movie and used for episodes of various TV shows.
Here's the entire story in PDF form: http://photos.state.gov/libraries/hoc...


The point I think he's trying to make is that the readers doesn't care how it works. The author can't build one, nor can anyone on Earth today, so why would he want to wade through the BS explanation?
Perhaps a part malfunctioned and it was sabotage? Then the "part" might need to be named by the investigator and the method of sabotage explained before it's sent to the crime lab???
"Someone shorted the power feed to the output leg of the framus, causing a cascade failure to the entire drive." That's as far as I'd take it.


Well put. Exactly what I was trying to say.

Eggg-zaktly! ;-)

"Spaceshippery." A lovely word. Maybe the OED will sit up and take notice. I think the main purpose of ST's sliding doors was to be futuristic. Hinged doors are so prosaic. Besides, the sliding doors made that satisfying whooshing sound.
Doc wrote: "I think the main purpose of ST's sliding doors was to be futuristic. Hinged doors are so prosaic. Besides, the sliding doors made that satisfying whooshing sound..."
One thing else about sliding doors vs hinged doors: sliding doors are more complicated to make airtight, while hinged doors need only a simple ring seal around the edge. Sometimes, the simplest solution is the better one, even in the far future.
One thing else about sliding doors vs hinged doors: sliding doors are more complicated to make airtight, while hinged doors need only a simple ring seal around the edge. Sometimes, the simplest solution is the better one, even in the far future.

Funny you should say that Doc. I have an 11 year old girl as a main character in my book, who curses like a sailor (Wow, ..."
Its a thing of mine. I started reading SF long before writers could use that sort of thing, and I still prefer my SF that way. I also stand by my conviction that most occurrences are unnecessary. Too many writers use F-bombs as a cheap and easy way to try to add power and "coolness" to their writing. Doesn't work--and the more they do it, the less it works.
If writers feel the need to F-bomb, they should do it as David Weber does (and as you appear to have done), sparingly and at moments of great crisis or tension, for extreme emphasis.
Here's the great irony of the trend to use more F-bombs. They are becoming common. Scorcese's latest film scored a new record, with more than 580 of them. At that rate, F-bombs will soon lose all their power, their ability to shock. English will have to invent or at least designante a new shock word--maybe "frak" or "felgacarp" or "pudgel."

I don't have a problem with Marines carrying a 9mm sidearm. It's almost as good as a 10mm, and ammo is easier to find.
I take your point about not maneuvering the ship just to aim the weapons--but if the weapon is static along the axis of the ship, or even has a field of fire confined to one side of the ship . . .

Amen to that.

Docking-system interactions suffer in the ever-present desire (one hopes) to move the plot along. This is the reason the ST transporter is so very convenient. It avoids all that taking off and landing or docking stuff.
Having all aliens speak English is the prime example of this. Translating everything would be too tedious. (Hence the Babel fish and the universal translator.)

Listen. Listen to kids having arguments when they think no adults are around. Listen to construction workers on the job. ..."
I can, of course, only speak of my own tastes and my own decisions about what I buy and read. I wish a genre I have always enjoyed didn't include f-bombing--but it does, and that is that. I just try to confine my personal choices to books (and movies) that use them sparingly if at all.
I know the reality argument (I worked construction for a few years, so I have been witness to f-bomb carpet bombing). Reality is a slippery thing in books, and more so in movies. They compress and expand time. They gives us looks into people's thoughts and into points of view that are impossible in real reality.
People who go to a war movie, for example, are not interested in reality. They are not interested in going to war, not interested in experiencing the cold or the heat, the dirt, the terror, the real gore and stench of it. They don't want to get PTSD. They want to be entertained for a few minutes with a reasonably believable, bearable semblance of a fictionalized, entirely safe, odorless version of it, and then go home and have a snack.
The reality argument has a chicken-and-egg, circular feedback element to it. More f-bombing in movies, books, and action games means kids and others are more likely to f-bomb, which justifies more f-bombing, ad nauseum.
Besides, real reality for most of us is often tedious. Following me around for a day--or a year--might yield something real, but it wouldn't be entertaining.

I agree about the Gor books. Norman's very non-PC views on women got to be quite tedious. I once found a nonfiction book he wrote on sex. I opened it at random and the first thing I clapped eyes to said something like: "Imagine you are a pirate and that your wife is your helpless slave."
Hmm.

Not only that but it might be that in the sort of environments marines work (perhaps inside the ship) a 9mm lowish velocity soft nosed projectile is going to do less damage to fixtures and fittings than great blasts of energy or something more high velocity :-)

And the various genres have different standards; you're going to find a ton more description of gowns and hats in a Regency bodice ripper than a space opera.


When I'm writing, I don't explain how a car works, nor how a FTL-driven space ship works. I don't know how FTL works, nor does anyone else on this planet (that I'm aware of). I might push it into a "worm hole" or "hyper-space" to justify the FTL part. In one book I wrote, I had to explain how "hyper space" worked like a one-way mirror to justify some of the action, but that's about it. (BTW, I have NO idea if hyper-space really exists let alone how it would really work).
All that being said, I'm happy to read a book with FTL flight in it and allow the author to skip the explanation.
I guess that's why some people buy one book while other prefer another. We're all different. Ain't it wonderful?

Sloppy setup, actually. It's insane to think that if stowaways are that dangerous that you didn't have enough precautions to prevent this girl -- who could have been stopped by a single guard or by a pre-flight vehicle inspection.

For more annoyances. I'm reading the
The Quantum Thief
I'm not super far yet, but it's driving me a bit nuts. It constantly brings up new cybery terms that you have to figure out though context clues which I'm okay with. But then someone walks in the room and it gives a detailed description then two full absurd metaphors describing their walking. Like if you are going for a no data dump world please stop trying to describe to me the way the chandelier hangs in the room looks when it has absolutely no relationship to the plot. Now maybe the chandelier matters later but it has done this for so many things at this point I kind of doubt that's the case and he is just overly stressing what the world needs to look like instead of letting my imagination fill it in. It just feels weird to explain none of the tech, often not even explaining what it does you have to figure it out in context then it overly describes exactly what the scene looks like. This books plot better get awesome or else I'm going to be a very unhappy reader.

Triple-Like! I just finished writing my third book and I wanted potential new readers to know that it was a sequel and I wasn't going to rehash the first novel just so they could understand the second. I ended up deleting that portion of my introduction before I published because I didn't want to sound too harsh. Now I think that maybe I should have left it in. Here's what I took out:
One thing I hate about science fiction novels is how they tend to repeat themselves throughout a series or even within the same book.
For instance, I love the extended universe of a certain set of Stars that are at War, pretty much constantly. I have almost every book and have read them multiple times, so make no mistake about my critique of them; I am certainly not bashing the stories I care about. I’m just making an observation that if you are reading the extended series, you already know who the princess is and that her home planet was blown up and who her brother is; so it is completely unnecessary to set up these characters and their backgrounds multiple times in the same series, let alone the same book in order to bring the reader to a certain place of understanding that they were already at. WE KNOW WHO THEY ARE!

Not really. More of a extreme level of sub-categorization.
Romance is a genre, "regency" is a sub-genre of Romance. "Bodice-Ripper" is more of a description but it can also be used as a sub-genre.



I did that for my sequel! As part of my first book I had 12 character biographies strewn throughout the novel. These short stories give the reader a more in depth look into the characters. I put these in the back of the sequel with links to the characters' names as they appeared in the story. Then you can click to go back after you're done reading the biography.
I've read a few of Weber's Honor Harrington books; they were pretty good.


Do you refer to story arcs, the main plot, o..."
All of the above :)
A lot of the Star Wars books talk about Alderaan being blown up but in a way that seems like we don't already know this. As though it's a new piece of information that Leia is from there and it was destroyed. Or mentioning that Luke is her brother. We know these things.
As for plot devices, B.V. Larson's Star Force series is filled with repeated information. I really like the series and look forward to the next installment. But, we know that the dude is "nanotized" and so the injury he sustained wasn't life threatening but would have been otherwise, please don't repeat that 30+ times in the same book and god-knows how many times throughout the series.

- Formulaic plot
- "Cheesy" plots
- Shark jumping
- Plot holes (I can forgive a little, but I've ..."
Can I second the two dimensional characters peeve please?

Listen. Listen to kids having arguments when they think no adults are around. Listen to construction workers on the job. ..."
Hey Al
Particularly with you on the info dump. Scifi authors love explaining stuff, as though their characters are deeply intrigued by what happens every time they press the pedal down in their speeder. Do they have these thoughts every time they drive anywhere? They must get very bored...

True for the Hobbit poems.
As a composer/arranger, trying to rise to the level LOTR ascribes to elvensong would be a trifle daunting.

Al, I decided against using f-bombs in novels. They aren't necessary to tell a story.
Michael, I feel an author should explain technical information once in a seri..."
Too right. All the great f-bombless stories written before the past few decades, from "Beowolf" to "To Kill a Mockingbird" and "Red Storm Rising," prove that beyond question.
Thomas wrote: "I got frustrated with them and ended up replying, "I don't write for tourists." ..."
Great line.
Great line.

I agree, except with a lightsaber. I would be TOTALLY amazed every time I turned one of those babies on! I'd be like, "Whoa!, Oh, you want to fight? Right, fighting, that's why I turned this thing on. Ready."
The first time Luke turned his father's lightsaber on, he just kind of went, "Oh, okay, let me turn this thing back off and put it down." What?!?!
F-Bombing: I have a few swear words in my novels but two are about special forces space marines. There has to be one or two in there.
Handwavium: I have on a couple of occasions had the really smart tech guy start to get into something only to realize he's losing his audience so he just says, "Okay, it doesn't really matter why or how it works, just trust me when I tell you it will. Here's the important part..."
We don't need to understand FTL in Star Wars to still love the story and I really don't want Wedge droning on about how it works.
Handwavium is only bad when you use it describe something completely implausible as well as impossible compounded with improbable. i.e. "Trust me, when I throw this ordinary pebble into the pond the ripple effect will cause a butterfly on a distant world to flap his wings in a certain way as to start the sun in our enemy's galaxy to go supernova. You don't need to understand the science behind this, because without this, my story can't have a good ending because I have written myself into a corner that is deeper than the Maw Cluster..."

My super-agreeance with this goes to 11.
A really cheap trick many writers pull (and we see this in movies a lot) is the newbie character who has to have everything explained to them. Or the boss who inevitably says, "Explain it me like I'm 7, please."
The only time I've ever seen that done well is in Ghostbusters.
"Don't cross the streams. That would be bad."
"I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What does you mean?"
"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
"Okay, that's bad. Good safety tip, thanks."
Unless you're Harold Ramis, don't try that sort of thing.

My super-agreeance with this goes to 11.
A really cheap trick many writers pull (and we see this in movies a lot) is the newbie character who has to have everything explained to them. Or the boss who inevitably says, "Explain it me like I'm 7, please."
The only time I've ever seen that done well is in Ghostbusters.
"Don't cross the streams. That would be bad."
"I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What does you mean?"
"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
"Okay, that's bad. Good safety tip, thanks."
Unless you're Harold Ramis, don't try that sort of thing.


I used that very example in another thread (except I used "John" and "giant ants"). The modern versions are just dumb variations on that old gambit.
I am totally going to use the line, "Explain it to me like I'm 7," followed by, "As you know, Bob, the sky is really high in the air, and that's where birds live. So this spaceship is like a dead bird falling way, way down to the ground from way, way high in the air."
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One of the reasons I enjoyed Star Wars when it first came out was that you were transported into a highly technical society and everything you saw just worked. No explanation other than civilisation was very advanced. You accepted it without question - almost. (I still can't work out how space fighters can perform gradual turns.) Compare that to Batman of the same era. Stupid signs everywhere : 'Batcave' 'Batmobile' etc. Even kids found that stupid.
You do not need data dumps in scenarios where the story is a distant time from our present. You have to take the author's word for it that the thingumajig works. After all, you don't go up to a friend and say 'Nice phone - how does it work?' You just know it does without a lecture on computers, radio waves, relay stations and such.
But if the story is contemporary, and a character 'invents' something, then a BRIEF explanation of the principal whereby it ought to work is necessary if the story is not to be classed as fantasy.
That's my view anyway, which seems to accord with the general consensus!