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message 1: by Melki (last edited Oct 12, 2016 08:59AM) (new)

Melki | 3518 comments Mod
Because I participated in Cards Against Humanity's Eight Sensible Gifts for Hanukkah promotion last year, I have been appointed King of Sensible Castle for three minutes. My reign begins on October 13, 2016 at 11:39AM CDT, and ends on October 13, 2016 at 11:42AM CDT. So, I have 180 glorious seconds to make royal decrees, and...I can't think of any.

Won't you please help keep my kingdom from descending into chaos?

Decree me, people!


message 2: by Joel (new)

Joel Bresler | 1552 comments Mod
Just to get the ball rolling...

Moderators at future Presidential debates will be armed with Tasers.

Store employees may say Merry Christmas only if they've wished customers a Happy Hanukkah first.

Restaurants other than Chinese ones will all be open on Dec. 25.

Stupid bank holidays that nobody celebrates anyway are to be eliminated.


message 3: by Melki (new)

Melki | 3518 comments Mod
Joel wrote: "Just to get the ball rolling...

Moderators at future Presidential debates will be armed with Tasers.

Store employees may say Merry Christmas only if they've wished customers a Happy Hanukkah firs..."


Ex-cellent!


message 4: by Brenda (new)

Brenda Kearns (brendakearns) | 719 comments For the taser one, may I suggest that the audience gets to decide when the tasers should be used?


message 5: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Brenda wrote: "For the taser one, may I suggest that the audience gets to decide when the tasers should be used?"

Are we allowed to decide to turn them on and leave them on???


message 6: by Joel (new)

Joel Bresler | 1552 comments Mod
Jay wrote: "Brenda wrote: "For the taser one, may I suggest that the audience gets to decide when the tasers should be used?"

Are we allowed to decide to turn them on and leave them on???"


Yes, but we'll have to charge for it.


message 7: by Brenda (new)

Brenda Kearns (brendakearns) | 719 comments Joel wrote: "Jay wrote: "Brenda wrote: "For the taser one, may I suggest that the audience gets to decide when the tasers should be used?"

Are we allowed to decide to turn them on and leave them on???"

Yes, b..."


If you publicized that well enough, you could make enough money to pay off the national debt.


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