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I suppose you think that's punny.
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B J
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Nov 08, 2016 01:05AM
Let's egg her on.
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Please don't crack any more like that.
We haven't mushroom or I'd poach some from other sauces.
If you think you can do that, then your brain must be completely scrambled
These yolks aren't gonna go on albumen day, are they?
Yes. It's time they moved oeuf-er and let gave some other puns a chance.
These eggs get a benediction from me.
Any hopes of a pun-free day will be toast.
The reason that you haven't mushroom in the cell is the Germans. But get in early, put your towel down, and you can reserve yourself a piece of floor in time.
Not that old chestnut David?
Sweet chestnut comment, Flo, but you sound a little horse. If David comes up with any more bad puns he sould be given the birch.
Politicians make the future moron certain.
B J wrote: "Politicians make the future moron certain."That was a good one!
It seemed an appropriate moment to drop that one in. I've always had a soft spot for political puns, such as:Marxists have to use tea bags rather than loose leaf because all proper tea is theft.
B J wrote: "Politicians make the future moron certain."Can't trump that one.
Yesterday I tried to catch some fog.I mist.
That depends on weather you tried hard enough Tim!
That comment snow joke. It could precipitate an argument, Flo. Were you trying to wind him up?Anyway, all hail to Tim for that pun. Long may Tim, king of the puns rain.
Uh, Tim, were your trying to catch Phileas Fogg? Sorry, he had to catch a flight yesterday. He left for a world wide tour.
Roger wrote: "Uh, Tim, were your trying to catch Phileas Fogg? Sorry, he had to catch a flight yesterday. He left for a world wide tour."Don't worry, he'll be back in 80 days.
Tell him not to forget his passport ooh!(Sorry, best I could do on the subject. Just say it fast!)
Not good enough Chris - the comedy has taken flight!
T4bsF (Call me Flo) wrote: "Not good enough Chris - the comedy has taken flight!"Ha, my sides are ballooning with laughter!
Her laughter annoyed him so much, he said he'd thrash her unless she stopped...... she didn't and by hell 'e copped 'er!!
Yes - and it resulted in her pouring a bucket of cold water over him - that spoilt his train of thought!!
The electrics in my house are so old they're right out of the arc...
You've sparked my interest. Shock me with details.
I'm afraid I can't currently do that!
Chris should be here soon with a battery of puns.
As long as he doesn't assault us with them!
Then he'd get locked up - and I don't know about you, but I couldn't (wait for it....) endure a cell!!
A charge will be levied for every bad electrical pun (after this one).
I'm trying to be positive, rather than negative, but what on earth is this all about?
Its a bit flashy though...
You have to keep your ion it!!
I bet the atmosphere is electric!
.........and you ain't telling lies - anode it was true!!!
puns like this just make me want to stay ohm
B J wrote: "Something of a volte face from Jim."*throws glass into fireplace*
Do you really need to ask?
Nope.From the genius that is 'Siadwel':
My Gran had a terrible problem with molluscs. They were all over her. The doctor eventually sorted it by prescribing anti-winkle cream.
A gem!Talking of snails - Rosberg is retiring from Formula 1 - so 'is car go!!
