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I suppose you think that's punny.
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B J
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Oct 23, 2016 01:22PM
Good to see you all in here. Pleased to meteor.
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Calm down dear - go get yourself a drink of hot chocolate. I like mine made with water - but t'other 'arf likes his the Milky Way.
I'm thinking of authoring a novel. I'd like to tell the group, 'me too! I write!'
Patti (baconater) wrote: "I'm thinking of authoring a novel. I'd like to tell the group, 'me too! I write!'"Go for it. What kind?
It will be a best stellar!
Cheap telescopes are too small. You need a really big mirror to spot Uranus.
I've never understood the attraction of growing those roses that have no perfume. To me they make no scents.
farting in a lift is so wrong on many levels
Especially when the culprit is a US presidential candidate - Trump in a lift? No thanks! There are some childish people (like me) who find flatulence related humour a real blast. In fact, it's a gas.
Fart be it for me to say but you've gone up - and down - and up - and down in my estimation!!!
Like a whore's drawers?
Better than nagging you to death and be like a Nun's knickers...... always on!!
Like Mother Theresa? The Pope decided to elevate 'er to sainthood.
She should have gone on The Stairway to Heaven!
Maybe she thought Heaven Is A Place On Earth.
How about the knights of the round table? I'll kick off with the evasive knight - Sir Cumvent.
And the knight everybody's had enough of - Sir Fit.
Then there was Sir Vical. He wasn't sure whether to be a mechanic or a gynacologist!
And there was the slippery, reviled knight - Sir Pant.And the evolving knight who was put in charge of assessing the knights for their physical ability - that's right, it's Sir Vival of the fit test!
And Sir Gical who did a lot of operations.
The mechanically useful knight - Sir Clip. The information-gathering knight - Sir Vey.
The extraneous knight Sir Plus.
Sir Rogate - who arranged for adoptions for other people?
Then Sir Cadian, who had really good rhythm!
The grovelling knight - Sir Vile.
The knight who always overcomes problems - Sir Mount.
The knight who'll always just be enough - Sir Fice.
Chris wrote: "The grovelling knight - Sir Vile"And his equally sycophantic cousin - Sir Vitude.
The knight who believes he is never wrong - Sir Tain
Or the Knight who had a very odd pose after sex..... Sir Cum-Stance
Sex puns aren't funny. I mean come on people.
Or the knight who believed in procreating overseas; Sir Cum-Navigate.
Do you mean the one who went all around the world - Sir Cumference?
The profane knight who originated from a travelling show family - Sir Cuss.
The alcoholic knight from a family of offal butchers - Sir Osis of the Liver.
The Knight with a painful member - Sir Cumcised
Or Sir Cum Locute, who wouldn't talk directly abour sex,
And his cautious colleague, Sir Cumspect.
....and the Knight who was definitely not vegetarian - Sir Loin
The knight who played the odds - Sir Tainty
The excessive knight - Sir Charge
The hopefully expectant knight - Sir Mise
