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I suppose you think that's punny.
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Gingerlily - The Full Wild
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Oct 21, 2016 02:10PM
I suppose you think I will roulade the red carpet for you?
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That's right my angel, muffin' difficult at all. That carpenter we were talking about told me he had got a sore arm from that plank of tropical hardwood. He had teak ache!
Well not for me - but you could do it for my friend Jane..... Genoa???
Doesn't she have relatives in Battenburg?
She did - but she's-cone now - moved away.
Wafer minute, I'm sure there's more to come...
You would - you're a proper Fairy (cake)
That's just the icing on the cake!
If I could bottle and sell my humour, I'd make loads of lolly...
Get me some mince pies!
I'm choc-full of puns tonight. How about a new topic?I'm missing my wife this evening, she visits her parent on Fridays, but I'll wispa sweet nothings and get her raunchy when she returns.
That's right, she's at her mars, but it's snickers off later. She's bounty feel frisky, and we'll have a good rollo in the hay unless she calls time out.
It's true, I'm not lion. I don't fudge the issues.
Are you going to licorice all over?
We are having a lot of Treats tonight, but there's many a slip Twix cup and lip - so careful when you go out tonight, cos it's going to rain - so you'll have to Caramac........ and if the hailstones start, they can be vicious and can make you Flake out. However, if it doesn't rain - maybe you could go out for a Picnic.
That would really take the biscuit, but it takes all sorts.
I don't Hob Nob with just anyone you know!
Not true, I saw you out last night with that nice rich Italian... Jack Garibaldi. He's not short of bread. I said to him, "Don't get in a flap, Jack. That Mistress Lantern's mad. She's a ginger nut!"
That reminds me when I was talking about a friend who made me a ginger cake for my birthday. The person I was talking to said 'Jamaica?' and I replied 'No, she volunteered.'
You lot are rocking the puns but I doubt Kath thinks it's very gneiss.
I thought people might think my puns were schist, and I'd get slated, and that would have been tuff. Chalk one up to me then.
They were taking you for granite, Chris!
Sedimentary - my dear Watson!
Sorry, been reading that Franz Kafka book, what's it called... metamorphic?
All this, and I'm stone cold sober!
And you seem all the boulder for it Gingerlily. What on earth can I think of next? Well, I won't soil the thread further with geological puns.
Try some speleological ones next.
That really would take us to new depths. I'd be likely to cave in before I could pun my way out of that. Still, I'm karst of sterner material than most, so I'll give it a go, but I'll keep you in the dark until then.
It's been over 12 hours since anyone posted - I'm all alone in here - here - here - here
Pull up your stalactights and walk out into the light.
I like the word 'many'. To me it means a lot.
No way I can compete with the stars here, but I enjoy every pun.
I'm sure you could come up with some space puns if you planet.
I think I was out in the sun too much yesterday - I have solar wind!
Patti (baconater) wrote: "I'm sure you could come up with some space puns if you planet."Once uh-pun a time, in the heavens...
Alicia wrote: "Patti (baconater) wrote: "I'm sure you could come up with some space puns if you planet."Once uh-pun a time, in the heavens..."
Brilliant !!! You're a true punner - in fact I'd say you're a Star!!
We've got to get more people in here. Everyone need Saturn.
I need to get a good strong telescope so I can have a look at the planets. I'll start with Uranus.
I think y'all just want company - it's lonely in space.And you haven't even Dione moons yet. Rhea-lly.
You tell lots of untruths...... you're a lyra!
Now a lunatic will wax lyrical about her.
If by "her" you mean Orion - I'd just tell her to belt up!
My calculator's leaking, it's a Cassiopeia!
Well once you've Ploughed through all the wires - you might be able to fix it.
I was alarmed to see you say that, in fact I read it with constellation!
