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Hahahahaha! I hope you are going to share your ill-gotten gains with us.
It's a bleddy long way from John Kennedy Airport to your house!
Yeah, can't face another long flight at the moment.Not even for 9.5 million, I'm afraid.
You could fly first class. Stay at the Waldorf Astoria and have it delivered there. Or, just thank him for the laugh. Or enjoy spending your imaginary millions as you fall asleep.
I'd still have to face the motorway. Hmmm, unless I flew out of cardiff.Now there's a thought...
You could probably charter a private jet.
I never get the ones with diplomats.You must be in a higher class of scammees.
Dead posh, me.Only the best knuckle tattoos and lip fillers.
I'm getting lawyers:Jennifer Gibson Solicitors & Associates
74-77 Great Russell Street,
London WC1B 3DA, United Kingdom.
I am Barr. Jennifer Gibson, a legal practitioner from London, United Kingdom and a Personal Solicitor to late Mr. Steven Vandersande From Netherlands who shall be referred to as "My Client", was a contractor with the Shell UK Limited, Unfortunately My Client lost his life in a plane crash in MH17 on the 17th July, 2014 during one of his trip in from Amsterdam, Netherlands to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. My Client left no clear beneficiary to the fund deposited with a Security Company as Next of Kin except some vital documents related to the deposit with me. The Finance Company where the He had the said fund valued at US$15,500,000.00 (Fifteen Million Five Hundred Thousand United Sates Dollars Only) has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin. I am seeking your cooperation to present you as the next of kin to the account. Our sharing ratio will be 40% for you, 50% for me and 10% for reimbursement of any expenditure we may incur. I want to assure you that this transaction is legal and we will not have any problem with the law, because the funds is not a Government fund.
If you are interested in assisting me to carryout this transaction, I want you to reply back immediately and as well include your direct phone number so we can discuss more as regard this transaction.
Thank you and Please treat this matter with utmost confidentiality.
I wait your urgent response.
Regards,
Barr. Jennifer Gibson.
Phone: +447937692965
My Direct Fax: +448458741197
I must get the fumigators in.
We owe so much to those who taught English to these scammers. They have ensured we can usually spot them in the first sentence.
Anna wrote: "We owe so much to those who taught English to these scammers. They have ensured we can usually spot them in the first sentence."I'm told they do it deliberately, so those who would be able to see through the scam are put off straight away, and those who don't notice it are more likely the people who will be taken in.
The problem is the lawyer's English is pretty poor anyway, if the one that did the conveyancing on our flat was any guide. The example I gave above from a scammer was much better written.
I’m diplomat williams smart ; I have been trying to reach you on your
telephone about an hour now just to inform you about my successful
arrival in John F.Kennedy International Airport with your two boxes of
consignment worth $9.5 nine Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars
which I have been instructed by (ECOWAS) to delivered to you.
The Airport authority demanded for all the legal back up papers to
prove to them that the fund is no way related with drug nor fraud
money, I have presented the papers I handed to them and they are very
much pleased with the paper’s I presented but the only thing that is
still keeping me here is the airport delivery Tag which is not placed
on the boxes, one of the Airport Authority has advise that we get the
delivery tag so that I can exit the airport immediately and make my
delivery successful.
I try to reason with them and they stated the delivery tag will cost
us just $350.00 Dollars only to get the two tag placed on the boxes as
that tag will enable me get to your house successfully without any
interference,they scanned the boxes and found out that the fund is 100
% spend able and accepted by any bank in the whole world.
Please try and reach me with by text massages as I cannot answer my
call at the moment number (586) 980-6200 I can not afford to spend more
time here due to other delivery I have to take care of in Bangkok.
Here are the papers backing the funds together with my ID CARD as I
can accompany you to your bank were you will deposit the fund
successfully with these papers. I have more vital paper with me but
I can only present you the hard copy when I reach your house as that
it’s the diplomatic rules, such as authorization to deliver.
You can direct the tag fee to our Head Office as they will get it here
for you and they are entitled to receive and make any payment to
foreign countries authority. diplomaticagent93@gmail.com
RECEIVER NAME...DAVID EMEKA
RECEIVER COUNTRY...BENIN REPUBLIC
RECEIVER CITY....COTONOU
AMOUNT.........$350.ONLY
SECURITY QUESTION....
SECURITY ANSWER......
MTCN?
SENDERS NAME?
SENDERS COUNTRY?
Regards,
Diplomat williams smart.
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