The Bacon Thread (with extra puns)

[David]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "I had a naked bacon baguette!"

I remember that story...

The Lady Gingerlily then called to the bacon and asked it, "Where are you?" The bacon answered, "I heard you in the garden; but I was afraid, because I was naked, so I hid myself." Then the Lady asked, "Who told you that you were naked?"

[Elizabeth]

But the bacon could not reply, for it had the remains of an apple stuffed in its mouth...

[David]

And the Lady Gingerlily did ask, "Oh, Bacon, hast thou eaten from the tree from which I forbade that thou might eatest?"

And thus did the Bacon answer: "My Lady, Ms. Baconator made me eat said forbidden fruit to, as she put it, 'perhaps help put an end to the bizarre syntax and word choice you and Lady G are using these days.'"

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Hahahahaha!!!

[David]

"Anyway," the Lady Gingerlily added, "thou art looking particularly festive today, Mr. Bacon."

"Well, milady," Mr. Bacon replied, "when I realized I was naked, I decided to get dressed."

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Mr Bacon. Francis, or Kevin?

[David]

The central character in this story is Mr. Porky Bacon...

[Patti (baconater)]

A bacon wrapper.

[David]

Or is that Mr. Porky McBacon wrappin' it?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

[David]

Triple cooked! Yum!

[Patti (baconater)]

I didn't get a bacon sarnie at the airport. :(

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Patti (baconater) wrote: "I didn't get a bacon sarnie at the airport. :("

Thats terrible!!

[Patti (baconater)]

Had a bite of a disgusting mutton stew on the flight.

Eww

[Elizabeth]

Did you look a bit sheepish afterwards?

[Patti (baconater)]

No. I did turn a rather attractive shade of puce, though.

[David]

Here ya go...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_sandwich#/media/File:Half_a_bacon_sandwich.jpg