The Lyttle Lytton Contest

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So the Lyttle Lytton posted their 2016 winners, and oh dear god they're so good.

http://adamcadre.ac/16lyttle.html

Even better -- or far, far worse -- are the entries in the "found" category. Someone actually got paid to write that Black Widow one. It's so bad I had to go look for myself. Dear lord.

From Black Widow: Forever Red:

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If you'd like to spend the rest of your day peeing just a wee little bit in your pants from laughter, the other Bulwer-Lytton contest page is here:

http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/winners....

[Sean]

Bulwer-Lytton was a perfectly fine writer. People only think he's bad because Snoopy kept using, "It was a dark and stormy night," to begin his novels.

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Unfairly maligned, perhaps, but certainly overwrought. Regardless, it's a handy way to categorize these things.

[Rob]

I'm 99% sure that Black Widow one is supposed to be funny. I haven't read the book, but the whole posted passage above has a super lighthearted feel.

But yeah, the winners this year are glorious.

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I tagged the author on Twitter and she liked it, so there's that.