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~the sea does not like to be restrained (Kavi's journal)~

Alana: hmm idk
Me: Jon would probably be in Ravenclaw
Jon: hm?
Alana: I think Jon would either be in Gryffindor or Ravenclaw
Jon: I would be Gryffindor cause Griffin
Me: plot twist, Jonathan is a relative of Godric Gryffindor
Jon: *stereotyping Gryffindor and slytherin*
Alana: boy stop stereotyping Gryffindor and Slytherin, not all Gryffindors are that great and not all Slytherins are bad

My teacher, Ms. Smith: The Slytherins
Kid: what's Slytherin
Me: *opens mouth*
Ms. Smith: did you just....don't talk to me
Kid 2: wait what did he say
Ms. Smith: he asked what slytherin is
Me: How??
Kid 2: *gasps* muggles muggles
Me: muggles everywhere muggles everywhere
Kid 2: *points to another kid in the class* he's a mudblood
Me: I'm a pure blood
Ms. Smith: there was one t-shirt that said I didn't get my job as a hogwarts professor so I'm here teaching muggles
Kid 2: that's sad
Me: what if someone here was a squib tho


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Annette: I'm a wizard.
Me: you're a wizard Annette
Me: imagine if everyone here was secretly a wizard
Alana: yeah then we could be going to illvernormy
Me: which would be better Illvernormy or Hogwarts