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Magical Soda Machine Game
Gets: Ryan Reynolds being an obnoxious jerk (aka himself) Inserts: Toby Maguire, Andrew Garfield, Nicholas Hammond and Tom Holland
Gets: an empty domicile Inserts: a Talking Heads CD (what I like to listen to when I'm moving furniture and/or packing boxes)
Gets: reminiscences of the London late-70s gay sceneInserts: a hundred clear plastic storage boxes full of DVDs (many still unwatched)
Gets: a nice thank you letter from your local library for the donations. Inserts: an overdue library book
Gets: a certificate stating that Pluto is not a planet, but Mickey's pet dog Inserts: an old mouse ears Mickey hat
Gets: that old joke – Little Johnny is swaggering down the road when he he runs into Father Brown. The Father looks at the lad, his head invisible under a bowler hat, in which Johnny has cut two eye holes. "An' what's it you're being, Johnny?" Johnny's muffled voice replies, "I'm a pirate, Father." "Well, then now," says the priest, "if that's the case, where are your buccaneers?" "Where d'you think," Johnny snaps back, "under me buckin' hat."Inserts: a bottle of Bathtub Gin (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathtub...)
Get: a wicked hangover and permanent eye damage Inserts: a flying bathtub (this one is pretty out-there, I don't anyone else will get it)
Gets: a trip through timeInserts: a trip to Wakanda! (Black Panther is muy excelente )
edited to add: I looked up the flying bathtub: that's awesome!
https://theawesomer.com/flying-bathtu...Gets: a rare first edition Jack Kirby comic-strip board,
Inserts: The Terminal Man
(the flying bathtub invented by Reed Richards is way better than that ugly thing, Roger) ;DGets: a blast of pure 80s enjoyment and a copy of the The Terminator (1984) soundtrack
Inserts: a DVD copy of Heavy Metal (1981)
Gets: American Pop (also 1981). What a weird movie.Inserts: Starlight Express which I've never seen.
Lori S. wrote: "Gets: American Pop (also 1981). What a weird movie. ... " (yeah, haven't seen that since it was in the theater, I recall it being rather bizarre) ... Inserts: Starlight Express which I've never seen."
Gets: a signed copy of Dazzler: The Movie
Inserts: a VHS copy of Xanadu (1980)
Gets: Allison Hannigan in a much better part as Willow in Buffy: The Vampire SlayerInserts: That 70s Show
Gets: the fantasy casting of Topher Grace as Peter Parker/Spider-Man and Laura Prepon on Mary Jane Watson in the Sony Spider-Man films Inserts: Chadwick Boseman
Gets: two thumbs up from yours truly. Inserts: Shuri, T'Challa's sister. (I kinda had a squish on her by the end of the movie ...
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Lori S. wrote: "... Inserts: Shuri, T'Challa's sister. (I kinda had a squish on her by the end of the movie ... )"(In the comics she takes over as Black Panther when T'Challa is "dead.")
Gets: the Dora Milaje at your front door.
Inserts: the Infinity Gauntlet
Gets: River Song caroling "Spoilers!"Inserts: Dr. Strange and Thor's beer stein
Edited to add: the Dora Milaje are seriously cool.
Lori S. wrote: "Inserts: Dr. Strange and Thor's beer stein ..."Gets: a cheap date
Inserts: The Iron Spider's extra legs
Gets: buck rogers with that strange robot dog INSERTS: Luke skywalker in the middle of the desert with C3po has a torch
GETS: The Statue of Liberty Riding a Bantha into a Binary Sunset as a velvet painting INSERTS: The latest Conan Gray CD, Superache
Books mentioned in this topic
The Greek Myths: Complete Edition (other topics)Demons Do It Better (other topics)
The Exorcist (other topics)
The Lost World (other topics)
Dazzler: The Movie (other topics)
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Authors mentioned in this topic
Christophe Chabouté (other topics)Neil Gaiman (other topics)
Stan Lee (other topics)
Richard P. Feynman (other topics)
Zack (other topics)
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No, not seen it :(
Gets: a wallflower
Inserts: a Josh Hartnett "Faculty" memorial medal