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Magical Soda Machine Game
Gets: http://www.everblocksystems.com/ to build that extra room you've always wanted.Inserts: a giant 3D printer: https://www.engadget.com/2017/03/07/a...
Gets: The Dentist from Little Shop of Horrors http://www.metrolyrics.com/dentist-ly...
Inserts: The Tooth Fairy
Gets: in a terrible tangle (a tooth snaggle tangle)Inserts: a tube of Pepsodent, c. mid-1950s ("You'll never know where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent")
For some reason I did not see Roger's answer. Silly GRs!Gets: a tube of Pearl Drops Toothpaste.
Inserts: that awful tooth polishing stuff the dentists use.
>original response: a not too gentle flossing (my dentist as a bit of a rough hand)<
(For awhile I had an orthodontist who was a sadist, you could see the glee in his eye as he bent over you knowing he was about to cause you pain) Gets: Teeth stripped of enamel
Inserts: an empty tube of toothpaste
Gets: a headache worrying over whether Rick's empty tube of toothpaste should go in the metal foil recycling box or the plastic recycling boxInserts: a plea to the refuse recycling center at Craven Arms
https://shropshire.gov.uk/recycling-a...
Rick wrote: "Gets: a broken down robot and an STD from a Jawa0.o
Inserts: a lightsaber"
Gets: a new movie with underlying subtext (according to Lance Parkin on FB- though he was good about not dropping any spoilers)
Inserts: a the latest in droid designs
Roger wrote: "... a copy of Ready Player One"(I want to read that)
Gets: 80s pop culture on steroids
Inserts: a christmas pudding
Gets: an old shilling or earlier still a sixpenny pieceInserts: a dollop of fresh brandy butter
Ready Player One was a surprising read, and oddly gripping – I can see why Spielberg wanted to film it, though I can't approve of his using my Birmingham as a backdrop, emphasising how grotty the place is :-D
Gets: My Little Pony's Queen ChrysalisInserts: "Brilliant" into the conversation
RE: Ready Player One - a thoroughly enjoyable book
Gets: a gushing (but perceptive and accurate) review :)Inserts: a rave review in https://www.thestage.co.uk
Gets: a trip to the theater to see SpamalotInserts: a radio announcer's ad for something they don't drink ...
Gets: a ream of paper filled with Stan Lee's hyperbole. Inserts: Neil Gaiman's script for The Doctor's Wife
Gets: a new perspective on how the Doctor left GallifreyInserts: the script for the 12th Doctor's speech in The Zygon Inversion
Gets: a newfound appreciation for the futility of war and the stupidity of those that believe anything can be solved with warfare Inserts: a peace sign
Gets: a Green LanternInserts: a pair of underpants designed to be worn outside form fitting lycra cycling pants
Gets: an unwanted eyeful (referring to a real event the other day when I walked some mail over the post office near the office)Inserts: a superhero's costuming choices
Gets: a friend who will go see it as long a you buy the ticket Inserts: a free pass to see a film from a local comic book store
Gets: a diversion to watch Call Me By Your NameInserts: a box of essential tissues
(incidentally, the film is in many respects different to the book, but manages to capture the essence well)
Gets: a trip down a blow hole (see In the Heart of the Sea (2015)) Inserts: a copy of Moby Dick by Christophe Chabouté
Gets: Herman Melville in a tizInserts: the idea for Oliver Frey to turn Harry Sidebottom's new Roman novel The Last Hour in to a graphic novel
Gets: a happy camper (I'd love to see Oliver turn just about ANYTHING into a graphic novel, but this sounds like a pretty fun book, based on your review if nothing else) Inserts: a copy of Call Me By Your Name - Screenplay
(oh, my head ... I swoon) ;P (did you know that Tom Holland beat him out of the role of Spider-Man?) Gets: a disgusted shake of the head (definitely an 80s expression I DON'T miss) ;)
Inserts: a copy of Black Panther on dvd (oh, I WANT to see this again - and I had plans and then I had to work all weekend) ARGH!
Gets: a chance to finally watch Black Panther on DVD (nearest cinema is so far away when it's snowing)Inserts: an audition still of Timothée Chalamet in his Spidey tighties (Tom Holland in the background awaiting his turn)
Roger wrote: "... Inserts: an audition still of Timothée Chalamet in his Spidey tighties (Tom Holland in the background awaiting his turn)." GREAT! Now my computer is covered with Dr. Pepper that exploded out my nose. Thanks Roger. Gets: Tom Holland down a whale's blowhole (have you seen In the Heart of the Sea yet?)
Inserts: Ezra Miller as The Flash (probably the only thing I really liked in Justice League and even he wasn't handled that well)
Books mentioned in this topic
The Greek Myths: Complete Edition (other topics)Demons Do It Better (other topics)
The Exorcist (other topics)
The Lost World (other topics)
Dazzler: The Movie (other topics)
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Authors mentioned in this topic
Christophe Chabouté (other topics)Neil Gaiman (other topics)
Stan Lee (other topics)
Richard P. Feynman (other topics)
Zack (other topics)
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Inserts: dental tools