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Magical Soda Machine Game
Gets: a student swinging around a pole (and paint on your clothes if you aren't careful about drips.)Inserts: a painting of a painter painting a painting
Gets: Transylvania 6-5000 (a truly bad film - not even cheesy film worthy)Inserts: the best news you ever heard
Gets: a clockwork orange renovated with Microsoft Windows v.-5Inserts: an unsinkable model of the Titanic
Gets: a startled snort of alarmInserts: a large, beautiful, garden spider, like the one on my back porch.
Gets: a fairy godmother who turns Donald Trump into a pumpkin.Inserts: two mice who are really footmen
Gets: Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell (though, they're more roaches than part of the rodent family)Inserts: a payment
Books mentioned in this topic
The Greek Myths: Complete Edition (other topics)Demons Do It Better (other topics)
The Exorcist (other topics)
The Lost World (other topics)
Dazzler: The Movie (other topics)
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Authors mentioned in this topic
Christophe Chabouté (other topics)Neil Gaiman (other topics)
Stan Lee (other topics)
Richard P. Feynman (other topics)
Zack (other topics)
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Inserts: the rooster whistling a tune from Robin Hood